Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or the various other characters the
show up.
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Sorry for the late update but with lacking of questions for Hiei Love to respond to, it puts a halt on the updating... So this chapter will have the couple of questions that were asked and made up questions which is no fun...
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Chi: Hello... I... am... Chi... and... your... listening... to... ninety... nine... point... nine... The... Yu! Coming... next... is... your... favorite... guy... Hiei... Love... with... Hour... of... Love! I... am... going... home... now... enjoy... the... rest... of... your... favorite... music... at... your... favorite... radio... station... bye... bye... Hideki... Hedeki... Hedeki... Hedeki... Hideki... Hideki... Hideki!!!
Somomo: *can hear in background* Warning Warning!
~Radio Commercial~
*singing*
Standing on the corner making passes at the guys...
Standing on the corner giving all the guys the eye...
Standing on the corner selling your body away...
Standing on the corner getting escorted to a hotel...
Old Navy Skimpy Painter's Pants are here!
Only $4.99 - $6.99
Look expensive for cheap!
~End of Radion Commercial~
Announcement: In a radio station, far, far away, you've come to Hour of Love with Hiei Love. (Austin Power's voice) Did you just soil yourself? (Clip from McDonnald's song) Put a smile on, put a smile on, everybody come on, put a smile on, Because I think I'm falling for you. (Clip from song) How dare you say that my behavior is unacceptable So condescending unnecessarily critical. What is love, just your heart being ripped up and squatched like a bug with a shoe! (Clip from song) Oh, and if you know how I like it Would you call my name and give it to me right (Bob Dole's voice) Hiei Love, he's not a stalker... he's your cure to erectal disfunction!
Hiei: This is Hiei Love and some reason your gathered around your room, in front of your radio, listening to my voice, speaking, talking to you and your wondering why isn't my radio blowing up in my face. Well I can't awsner that question but I can play a song.
*Fell in Love With a Girl by The White Strips starts*
*Fell in Love With a Girl ends*
*Underneath It All by No Doubt starts*
*Underneath It All ends*
Hiei: This is The Yu at ninety-nine point nine and this is Hour of Love with Hiei love now appearing in pangea! Hello caller, your on that air, ask your question and shove it up your ass.
Touya: *Disguising voice* Hello Hiei love, I, well my question is that my boyfriend wants to get surgery down under , you know where the sun doesn't shin to make his... bigger and I don't want him to but he wants to, how can I get him to reconsider?
Hiei: Act now and send him a personality in a box! Next caller!
Sora: "If you like a guy who doesn't notice you, and he likes a guy who likes me, what should I do Hiei Love?"
Hiei: Become the next Lorena Bobbit.
Caller: "Hiei? Hiei love? OH MY GOD!! I cannot tell you how much I am DROOLING! Okay, here is my question, if you fall in love with a radio talk show host . . . how do you get that violent, raging, EVIL, talk show host to love you back? Or... at least kill whoever doesn't put him on air 24/7?"
Hiei: Hn. First, you have rabies.
Caller: And?
Hiei: DON'T [BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP] interrupt me again!
Caller: Sorry.
Hiei: There are no paracites so there is no hosts you speak of and kill the creator of the show.
Caller: Whahuh?
Hiei: Your on the air like the last vermin before you and the dead corps before her and the pile of dog crap hefore him and the flea sized brained gorrilla hermaphridite before her.
Tristan: If you and a guy are fighting for the same girl and I want to win her heart, what should I do?
Hiei: Make her a chocolate ex-lax shake.
Tristan: I'm confused.
Hiei: You got SARS.
*Erotica by Madonna starts*
*Erotica ends*
Hiei: I was listening to radio the other day and I heard this song from a group called the Barenaked Ladies but they sounded more like men! Well this song was amuzing to me, they sang about chimpanzees on postcards, a stupid but catchy tune, you could say I like it. So listen to it or DIE!
*Another Postcard by Barenaked Ladies starts*
*Another Postcard ends*
Intern: Hiei I hop you know you can't theaten the audience.
Hiei: What the [BLEEP] are you doing on talking on my show?
Intern: Telling your what is wrong from right.
Hiei: Do I have to throw you in that freezer for a few hours again? *You can hear screaming in the background* Yes?
Fredward: Hewwos Hiei Love! My boyfriend likes to wear condoms while having sex, is that normal?
Hiei: Only if they are paper or plastic.
Fredward: OH NO then I might be pregnant!
Hiei: Soon it'll pop out of your chest killing you instantly!
Fredward: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *hangs up*
Hiei: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Sexual by Amber starts*
*Sexual ends*
*Kiss From A Rose by Seal starts*
*Kiss From A Rose ends*
~Radio Commercial~
*Mentos jingle theme*
'Doo doo doo doo, doo-doo, do-Wah!'
It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, and Depends is fresh and cleanliness.
Nothing gets to you, staying fresh staying cool, with Depends, you're always safe so let go.
Fresh goes better, Depends freshness, fresh goes better with Depends, even when full of shit!
Depends, the adult diapers!
~End of Radio Commercial~
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diamonddustx: Hope you enjoyed this chapter of Hiei Love though it is shorter than wanted.... Don't forget to send your questions! Please Review.
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Sorry for the late update but with lacking of questions for Hiei Love to respond to, it puts a halt on the updating... So this chapter will have the couple of questions that were asked and made up questions which is no fun...
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~
Chi: Hello... I... am... Chi... and... your... listening... to... ninety... nine... point... nine... The... Yu! Coming... next... is... your... favorite... guy... Hiei... Love... with... Hour... of... Love! I... am... going... home... now... enjoy... the... rest... of... your... favorite... music... at... your... favorite... radio... station... bye... bye... Hideki... Hedeki... Hedeki... Hedeki... Hideki... Hideki... Hideki!!!
Somomo: *can hear in background* Warning Warning!
~Radio Commercial~
*singing*
Standing on the corner making passes at the guys...
Standing on the corner giving all the guys the eye...
Standing on the corner selling your body away...
Standing on the corner getting escorted to a hotel...
Old Navy Skimpy Painter's Pants are here!
Only $4.99 - $6.99
Look expensive for cheap!
~End of Radion Commercial~
Announcement: In a radio station, far, far away, you've come to Hour of Love with Hiei Love. (Austin Power's voice) Did you just soil yourself? (Clip from McDonnald's song) Put a smile on, put a smile on, everybody come on, put a smile on, Because I think I'm falling for you. (Clip from song) How dare you say that my behavior is unacceptable So condescending unnecessarily critical. What is love, just your heart being ripped up and squatched like a bug with a shoe! (Clip from song) Oh, and if you know how I like it Would you call my name and give it to me right (Bob Dole's voice) Hiei Love, he's not a stalker... he's your cure to erectal disfunction!
Hiei: This is Hiei Love and some reason your gathered around your room, in front of your radio, listening to my voice, speaking, talking to you and your wondering why isn't my radio blowing up in my face. Well I can't awsner that question but I can play a song.
*Fell in Love With a Girl by The White Strips starts*
*Fell in Love With a Girl ends*
*Underneath It All by No Doubt starts*
*Underneath It All ends*
Hiei: This is The Yu at ninety-nine point nine and this is Hour of Love with Hiei love now appearing in pangea! Hello caller, your on that air, ask your question and shove it up your ass.
Touya: *Disguising voice* Hello Hiei love, I, well my question is that my boyfriend wants to get surgery down under , you know where the sun doesn't shin to make his... bigger and I don't want him to but he wants to, how can I get him to reconsider?
Hiei: Act now and send him a personality in a box! Next caller!
Sora: "If you like a guy who doesn't notice you, and he likes a guy who likes me, what should I do Hiei Love?"
Hiei: Become the next Lorena Bobbit.
Caller: "Hiei? Hiei love? OH MY GOD!! I cannot tell you how much I am DROOLING! Okay, here is my question, if you fall in love with a radio talk show host . . . how do you get that violent, raging, EVIL, talk show host to love you back? Or... at least kill whoever doesn't put him on air 24/7?"
Hiei: Hn. First, you have rabies.
Caller: And?
Hiei: DON'T [BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP] interrupt me again!
Caller: Sorry.
Hiei: There are no paracites so there is no hosts you speak of and kill the creator of the show.
Caller: Whahuh?
Hiei: Your on the air like the last vermin before you and the dead corps before her and the pile of dog crap hefore him and the flea sized brained gorrilla hermaphridite before her.
Tristan: If you and a guy are fighting for the same girl and I want to win her heart, what should I do?
Hiei: Make her a chocolate ex-lax shake.
Tristan: I'm confused.
Hiei: You got SARS.
*Erotica by Madonna starts*
*Erotica ends*
Hiei: I was listening to radio the other day and I heard this song from a group called the Barenaked Ladies but they sounded more like men! Well this song was amuzing to me, they sang about chimpanzees on postcards, a stupid but catchy tune, you could say I like it. So listen to it or DIE!
*Another Postcard by Barenaked Ladies starts*
*Another Postcard ends*
Intern: Hiei I hop you know you can't theaten the audience.
Hiei: What the [BLEEP] are you doing on talking on my show?
Intern: Telling your what is wrong from right.
Hiei: Do I have to throw you in that freezer for a few hours again? *You can hear screaming in the background* Yes?
Fredward: Hewwos Hiei Love! My boyfriend likes to wear condoms while having sex, is that normal?
Hiei: Only if they are paper or plastic.
Fredward: OH NO then I might be pregnant!
Hiei: Soon it'll pop out of your chest killing you instantly!
Fredward: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *hangs up*
Hiei: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Sexual by Amber starts*
*Sexual ends*
*Kiss From A Rose by Seal starts*
*Kiss From A Rose ends*
~Radio Commercial~
*Mentos jingle theme*
'Doo doo doo doo, doo-doo, do-Wah!'
It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, and Depends is fresh and cleanliness.
Nothing gets to you, staying fresh staying cool, with Depends, you're always safe so let go.
Fresh goes better, Depends freshness, fresh goes better with Depends, even when full of shit!
Depends, the adult diapers!
~End of Radio Commercial~
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diamonddustx: Hope you enjoyed this chapter of Hiei Love though it is shorter than wanted.... Don't forget to send your questions! Please Review.