Hey minna! I feel really bad about not updating for a while now, but I'm
having problems with questions, schedules, other stories, etc. Most of
Aoshi and Misao's chapter is up, but I need your help in something! I'd
like to hold a vote:
~*~(((IMPORTANT NOTE!)))~*~: How many of you want romance between Aoshi and Misao, and how many of you want Aoshi to kill Misao? I need your vote! I don't like to kill off characters unless I'm sure /everyone/ will be happy.
In other news, I'm learning Japanese. Go me! If anybody can help me/ send me helpful phrases/ Give me study advice/etc. Send stuff to my Email. Thanks!
Anyway, so you won't forget me, I've decided to give you some bloopers for the show! Have fun!
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Yes, that's right! Not everything on the set of 'Kitty! Rurouni Kenshin' always goes as planned! Actually, nothing /ever/ goes as planned... Take a look at some of our slip-ups and screw-ups not seen on our show!
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Kitty- *Walks out on stage while talking to audience* Hey, every- *slips on newly waxed floor* Kenshin! Not so much wax! Oh...my back!
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Jurromaru- Well, it's twelve o'clock. Time for my afternoon tea. Would anyone care to join me?
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Saitou- *On his way to his dressing room* ... *walks inside*
Kitty- Oh, Saitou, sorry about our dressing room. We didn't think you'd mind it too much in the janitor's closet.
Saitou- *steps out calmly*... *spits mop out of his mouth, curses*
Kitty- *whacks him* PG rating, ookami-baka!
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Kaoru- *back in Kenshin's dressing room* Kenshin, screw it in. Twist! I didn't think this would be so hard...
Kenshin- Kaoru-dono, it's stuck!
Sanosuke- *walks past, stops at door* He he he. Kenshin, you old dog...
Kaoru- What do you mean, 'it's stuck'?
Kenshin- Sessha thinks it may be too big.
Kaoru- nonsense! A little harder!
Kitty- *smashes down the door* What in Kami's name are you doing?!?!?!
(Kenshin and Kaoru stare at Kitty in confusion. Kenshin is holding a light bulb.)
Kitty- *smacks herself in the forehead and mumbles, walking away* Scare me half to death... in the dressing room... should have asked the janitor... Bakas... I thought... grumble, grumble...
Kenshin- I wonder what Kitty-dono was so upset about.
Sanosuke- *sighs*
(Much apologies about this one. I read so many of these misguided assumption fics before, I thought I'd stick one in here. I didn't really mean to offend anyone. If you are... please don't kill me.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Tsubame- Yahiko-chan, where are you? Yahiko-chan! YAHIKO-CHAN!
Yahiko- *goes insane* GAAAHHH! Chan, chan, chan, chan, chan, chan, chan. *laughing hysterically* Yahiko-chan! That's me! WWWWHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Fluffy- *hits him over the head from behind with a broom* Yikes!
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Yumi- Shishio-sama, I'm off to join a three ring circus, but I'll write plenty of letters!
Shishio- I always knew this day would come. Yumi, you go fulfill your dream of cleaning out circus elephant cages!
Yumi- Oh, thank you, Shishio-sama! *skips away to become a poop-scooper*
Shishio- I'm soo proud of her. And now I'm completely single! Ye-eah!
Kaoru- Hey, lookin' good, Shish.
Kenshin- Kaoru-dono, what's our rule about associating with evil?
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S.D.- *backstage, having coffee with SG* So, we're both unappreciated characters in this fic, and aren't even given the dignity of real names- let's go take over the world! Then they would see!
SG- *shakes head*
S.D.- No? How about we take over Japan?... No? Tokyo?... No? 'Kitty!'?... What do you want to take over then?
SG- *holds up pack of cigarettes, crushes them in his hand*
S.D.- *sighs*
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Kenshin- *waxing floor* Hit me over the head, will she? Baka Kitty-dono... Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but revenge is, too... *laughs evilly*
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Kitty- Kenshin! You're on in five! Oh, no! Battousai, what are you doing? What's wrong?
Battousai- Can't I get a moment of peace to cross-stitch?
(Battousai has created a scene from the Bakamatsu. He is decapitating a soldier, and the sampler is very graphic.)
Kitty- Oh, why did I expect anything else? *walks out* Even I'm too old for this...
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Saitou- *is walking down the backstage hallways, singing* Joy to the World... SG is gone, and now I'll have a smoke. I li-ike Smokie-O-o-os, but anything will do-o-o, I just need nicotine, I just need nicotine, I just, I ju-u-ust need nic-o-tine. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm! *turns corner*
SG- *folds arms, taps foot, and waves patch*
Saitou- *cries*
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Aoshi- This tea tastes funny... *passes out*
Rabid Fan Girl- *laughs maniacally, begins to drag Aoshi away by his ankles*
(Flash of color jumps on RFG [oh, no, more abbriv.])
Misao- No! Aoshi-sama!
(RFG and Misao begin fighting over Aoshi)
Aoshi- *rubs temple* I feel better. *walks away*
(RFG and Misao are still wrestling.)
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Kenshin- *still waxing floor*
Kitty- *walks towards where Kenshin's wax spree began* Oh, hi Kenshin! I have good news! I talked the producers into giving you a raise!
Kenshin- Uh... Uh-oh.
Kitty- *slips on wax* Dammit, Kenshin! Say goodbye to that raise!
Kenshin- *runs*
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Kitty- *sits in trailer eating cat food, is in a robe and fuzzy slippers watching TV*
Fluffy- *peeks camera in the window* he he he.
Kitty- *sees camera* FLUFFY!!!!!! You- die- NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *attacks camera, runs into window first*
Fluffy- *runs like hell's at her heels, which in fact it is because Kitty's right behind her* EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!
(Sounds of growling, hissing and barking are heard.)
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(Misao and RFG still wrestling on the floor.)
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Sano- *is just finishing his interview* So, Trebeck...
A.T.- *humming the Jeopardy theme song, like he has been for three hours straight* do do do do do do do. Do do do do DO do do do do do. Do do do do do do do. DO do do do do do do.
Sano- Make him stop!
Kitty- *shrugs*
Sano- *punches him*
A.T.- Do d-
Kitty- Uh-oh! Sano, RUN! RUN FAST!!
*sirens*
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Kenshin- I do not have a split personality problem, that I do not.
Battousai- Yes you do.
Kenshin- Get out of here!
Battousai- Make me.
Rurouni- Look, now you have three personalities!
Battousai- You're an idiot.
Kenshin- Oro!? That wasn't nice.
Rurouni- I'm gonna go wander, that I am. *walks away*
Kenshin- Yes! One down one to go!
Battousai- What was that?
Kenshin- Nothing.
Battousai- ... I'm going to go slay someone.
Kenshin- ORO?!? Oroorororororororororororororororororororo!
Battousai- *has walked away*
Kenshin- Wait! *runs after him*
Kitty- ...and so we have seen the many mysterious sides of Kenshin in... *creepy music* The Twilight Zone. Do Do do DO! The end. Or is it? *laughs sinisterly*
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Yahiko- *stands up* Ow. *rubs head*
Tsubame- AAAHHHHH!!!! It's Yahiko! Run!
Yahiko- Hmm. Wonder what that was about.
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(Misao and RFG still wrestling on floor.)
Misao- Hey! Where did Aoshi-sama go?
RFG- *shrugs*
Misao- Want to go buy fan girl stuff?
RFG- *nods violently*
Misao- Aoshi-sama is still mine, though.
RFG- *tackles her*
(Misao and RFG are back at it.)
Kitty- *singing* This is the scene that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends, you know I started writing it not knowing what it was if I don't stop now I'll write forever just because this is the scene that never ends...
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Saitou- *on the phone* What do you mane they won't take me?!?! (pause) But, you don't understand, I HAVE to get out of here! *looks around nervously*
Saitou fan girl- (outside door) I wonder where he got off to... Maybe in here... locked?!?!?! Come on, girls!
Saitou- AAAHHHHH!
SFG- He's in here! Let's steal his clothes and auction them off on E-bay!
Other SFGs- Yeah!
Saitou- *girly scream*
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The Rabid Fan People's Convention Location: Currently gathering in Tokyo, Japan Objective: To harass and torment with love the characters of Rurouni Kenshin
Agent 1- So, everyone knows what to do?
Fans- Yeah!
Agent 1- Go! Go! Go! Go! GO!
Jurromaru- *knocks down the door* Now see here! You've interrupted my tea with your kidnapping plot! Let's go...
Keylala, Keyrara and Keyshasha***- *growl, help Juromaru arrest rabid fans*
Agent 2- Curses! Foiled again! And we would have gotten away with it, too if not for you and... those meddling dogs!
Jurromaru- Nutcases.
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*View of Kitty back in her trailer, finishing her cat food*
Fluffy- *sticks camera back in window*
Kitty- *attacks her*
*Screen freezes as Jerry Springer walks in front of it*
Jerry Springer- And remember, be kind to each other.
Oprah- *blur flies into JS, knocking him down* Screw you, Springer!
JS- *cheap kung fu movie mode, JS's mouth doesn't move in time with his words* I knew I should have gotten rid of you when I had the chance, you killed my father and disgraced my family.
O- Did not!
JS- Did so!
O- Did not!
Kitty- *hits them both over the head with frying pans* That was annoying..
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More bloopers soon! (As if the entire show isn't a blooper.)
Nothing to write. Vote on Misao's fate!
~*~(((IMPORTANT NOTE!)))~*~: How many of you want romance between Aoshi and Misao, and how many of you want Aoshi to kill Misao? I need your vote! I don't like to kill off characters unless I'm sure /everyone/ will be happy.
In other news, I'm learning Japanese. Go me! If anybody can help me/ send me helpful phrases/ Give me study advice/etc. Send stuff to my Email. Thanks!
Anyway, so you won't forget me, I've decided to give you some bloopers for the show! Have fun!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yes, that's right! Not everything on the set of 'Kitty! Rurouni Kenshin' always goes as planned! Actually, nothing /ever/ goes as planned... Take a look at some of our slip-ups and screw-ups not seen on our show!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Kitty- *Walks out on stage while talking to audience* Hey, every- *slips on newly waxed floor* Kenshin! Not so much wax! Oh...my back!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~
Jurromaru- Well, it's twelve o'clock. Time for my afternoon tea. Would anyone care to join me?
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Saitou- *On his way to his dressing room* ... *walks inside*
Kitty- Oh, Saitou, sorry about our dressing room. We didn't think you'd mind it too much in the janitor's closet.
Saitou- *steps out calmly*... *spits mop out of his mouth, curses*
Kitty- *whacks him* PG rating, ookami-baka!
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Kaoru- *back in Kenshin's dressing room* Kenshin, screw it in. Twist! I didn't think this would be so hard...
Kenshin- Kaoru-dono, it's stuck!
Sanosuke- *walks past, stops at door* He he he. Kenshin, you old dog...
Kaoru- What do you mean, 'it's stuck'?
Kenshin- Sessha thinks it may be too big.
Kaoru- nonsense! A little harder!
Kitty- *smashes down the door* What in Kami's name are you doing?!?!?!
(Kenshin and Kaoru stare at Kitty in confusion. Kenshin is holding a light bulb.)
Kitty- *smacks herself in the forehead and mumbles, walking away* Scare me half to death... in the dressing room... should have asked the janitor... Bakas... I thought... grumble, grumble...
Kenshin- I wonder what Kitty-dono was so upset about.
Sanosuke- *sighs*
(Much apologies about this one. I read so many of these misguided assumption fics before, I thought I'd stick one in here. I didn't really mean to offend anyone. If you are... please don't kill me.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Tsubame- Yahiko-chan, where are you? Yahiko-chan! YAHIKO-CHAN!
Yahiko- *goes insane* GAAAHHH! Chan, chan, chan, chan, chan, chan, chan. *laughing hysterically* Yahiko-chan! That's me! WWWWHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Fluffy- *hits him over the head from behind with a broom* Yikes!
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Yumi- Shishio-sama, I'm off to join a three ring circus, but I'll write plenty of letters!
Shishio- I always knew this day would come. Yumi, you go fulfill your dream of cleaning out circus elephant cages!
Yumi- Oh, thank you, Shishio-sama! *skips away to become a poop-scooper*
Shishio- I'm soo proud of her. And now I'm completely single! Ye-eah!
Kaoru- Hey, lookin' good, Shish.
Kenshin- Kaoru-dono, what's our rule about associating with evil?
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S.D.- *backstage, having coffee with SG* So, we're both unappreciated characters in this fic, and aren't even given the dignity of real names- let's go take over the world! Then they would see!
SG- *shakes head*
S.D.- No? How about we take over Japan?... No? Tokyo?... No? 'Kitty!'?... What do you want to take over then?
SG- *holds up pack of cigarettes, crushes them in his hand*
S.D.- *sighs*
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Kenshin- *waxing floor* Hit me over the head, will she? Baka Kitty-dono... Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but revenge is, too... *laughs evilly*
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Kitty- Kenshin! You're on in five! Oh, no! Battousai, what are you doing? What's wrong?
Battousai- Can't I get a moment of peace to cross-stitch?
(Battousai has created a scene from the Bakamatsu. He is decapitating a soldier, and the sampler is very graphic.)
Kitty- Oh, why did I expect anything else? *walks out* Even I'm too old for this...
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Saitou- *is walking down the backstage hallways, singing* Joy to the World... SG is gone, and now I'll have a smoke. I li-ike Smokie-O-o-os, but anything will do-o-o, I just need nicotine, I just need nicotine, I just, I ju-u-ust need nic-o-tine. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm! *turns corner*
SG- *folds arms, taps foot, and waves patch*
Saitou- *cries*
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Aoshi- This tea tastes funny... *passes out*
Rabid Fan Girl- *laughs maniacally, begins to drag Aoshi away by his ankles*
(Flash of color jumps on RFG [oh, no, more abbriv.])
Misao- No! Aoshi-sama!
(RFG and Misao begin fighting over Aoshi)
Aoshi- *rubs temple* I feel better. *walks away*
(RFG and Misao are still wrestling.)
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Kenshin- *still waxing floor*
Kitty- *walks towards where Kenshin's wax spree began* Oh, hi Kenshin! I have good news! I talked the producers into giving you a raise!
Kenshin- Uh... Uh-oh.
Kitty- *slips on wax* Dammit, Kenshin! Say goodbye to that raise!
Kenshin- *runs*
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Kitty- *sits in trailer eating cat food, is in a robe and fuzzy slippers watching TV*
Fluffy- *peeks camera in the window* he he he.
Kitty- *sees camera* FLUFFY!!!!!! You- die- NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *attacks camera, runs into window first*
Fluffy- *runs like hell's at her heels, which in fact it is because Kitty's right behind her* EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!
(Sounds of growling, hissing and barking are heard.)
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(Misao and RFG still wrestling on the floor.)
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Sano- *is just finishing his interview* So, Trebeck...
A.T.- *humming the Jeopardy theme song, like he has been for three hours straight* do do do do do do do. Do do do do DO do do do do do. Do do do do do do do. DO do do do do do do.
Sano- Make him stop!
Kitty- *shrugs*
Sano- *punches him*
A.T.- Do d-
Kitty- Uh-oh! Sano, RUN! RUN FAST!!
*sirens*
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Kenshin- I do not have a split personality problem, that I do not.
Battousai- Yes you do.
Kenshin- Get out of here!
Battousai- Make me.
Rurouni- Look, now you have three personalities!
Battousai- You're an idiot.
Kenshin- Oro!? That wasn't nice.
Rurouni- I'm gonna go wander, that I am. *walks away*
Kenshin- Yes! One down one to go!
Battousai- What was that?
Kenshin- Nothing.
Battousai- ... I'm going to go slay someone.
Kenshin- ORO?!? Oroorororororororororororororororororororo!
Battousai- *has walked away*
Kenshin- Wait! *runs after him*
Kitty- ...and so we have seen the many mysterious sides of Kenshin in... *creepy music* The Twilight Zone. Do Do do DO! The end. Or is it? *laughs sinisterly*
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Yahiko- *stands up* Ow. *rubs head*
Tsubame- AAAHHHHH!!!! It's Yahiko! Run!
Yahiko- Hmm. Wonder what that was about.
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(Misao and RFG still wrestling on floor.)
Misao- Hey! Where did Aoshi-sama go?
RFG- *shrugs*
Misao- Want to go buy fan girl stuff?
RFG- *nods violently*
Misao- Aoshi-sama is still mine, though.
RFG- *tackles her*
(Misao and RFG are back at it.)
Kitty- *singing* This is the scene that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends, you know I started writing it not knowing what it was if I don't stop now I'll write forever just because this is the scene that never ends...
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Saitou- *on the phone* What do you mane they won't take me?!?! (pause) But, you don't understand, I HAVE to get out of here! *looks around nervously*
Saitou fan girl- (outside door) I wonder where he got off to... Maybe in here... locked?!?!?! Come on, girls!
Saitou- AAAHHHHH!
SFG- He's in here! Let's steal his clothes and auction them off on E-bay!
Other SFGs- Yeah!
Saitou- *girly scream*
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The Rabid Fan People's Convention Location: Currently gathering in Tokyo, Japan Objective: To harass and torment with love the characters of Rurouni Kenshin
Agent 1- So, everyone knows what to do?
Fans- Yeah!
Agent 1- Go! Go! Go! Go! GO!
Jurromaru- *knocks down the door* Now see here! You've interrupted my tea with your kidnapping plot! Let's go...
Keylala, Keyrara and Keyshasha***- *growl, help Juromaru arrest rabid fans*
Agent 2- Curses! Foiled again! And we would have gotten away with it, too if not for you and... those meddling dogs!
Jurromaru- Nutcases.
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*View of Kitty back in her trailer, finishing her cat food*
Fluffy- *sticks camera back in window*
Kitty- *attacks her*
*Screen freezes as Jerry Springer walks in front of it*
Jerry Springer- And remember, be kind to each other.
Oprah- *blur flies into JS, knocking him down* Screw you, Springer!
JS- *cheap kung fu movie mode, JS's mouth doesn't move in time with his words* I knew I should have gotten rid of you when I had the chance, you killed my father and disgraced my family.
O- Did not!
JS- Did so!
O- Did not!
Kitty- *hits them both over the head with frying pans* That was annoying..
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More bloopers soon! (As if the entire show isn't a blooper.)
Nothing to write. Vote on Misao's fate!