Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or any other anime characters that
appear.
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Sorry for the long update, I'm lacking behind I know.... Oh and this isn't an on the air chapter.
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No face: *can hear through intercom* ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ah, ah ah ah ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Koto: Hey Hiei! Such a beautiful day isn't it?
Hiei: *sitting down looking around the room* There is no windows in here so shut up!
Koto: Geez Hiei, lighten up a bit *walks over to Hiei* It's just small talk.
Hiei: Hn. Then keep it that way!
Koto: *sits on Hiei's lap* You know...
Hiei: What the hell are you doing?
Koto: I'm being cute and seductive?
Hiei: Get off or DIE!
Koto: You know you like this *slaps her thigh*
Hiei: *cringes*
Koto: *There is a buzz at her desk* OH MY! Look at the the time, it's your meeting with the producers!
Hiei: What do you think I'm waiting for?
Koto: To be agressive and make hot sexy passionate monkey mad love to me under my desk?
Hiei: *sticks his middle finger at Koto*
Koto: Oh Hiei! I love you too!
Hiei: *walks into meeting room* Hn....
Big 5: Welcome back Hiei, sit, sit, have some donuts.
Hiei: *sits and looks at the donuts strangely* What do you want with me?
Big 5: Oh we're just having a weekly meeting with you, like we will every week to talk about your shows progress.
Hiei: ...
Big 5: We noticed you have a strong and high rating levels but we want MORE!
Hiei: You fools always want more!
Big 5: Oh come on Hiei, it's not like we're bad guys *turns over and looks at you, the reader*
Hiei: Are we done?
Big 5: No, we haven't discussed the future of Hour of Love with Hiei Love.
Hiei: I know the show's name that I do!
Big 5: KOTO GET IN HERE!
Koto: *runs in* Yes sir?
Big 5: Why did we hire that Dj that is on the air right now?
Koto: Which one sir?
Big 5: NO FACE!
Koto: Cause you all thought he was a blob of dark chocolate pudding and wanted to eat him.
Big 5: ...... *looks embarrassed* Well fire him! He sucks! Give him a trip to Hawaii and have one of our bodygaurds go with him to push him in a volcano!
Koto: Yes sir, right away sir. *walks out*
Big 5: Alright, back to our meeting.
Hiei: ....
Big 5: Well we have an idea we want to share with you about your show.
Hiei: Can I go?
Big 5: Stuff that jelly filled donut in your mouth, now!
Hiei: Screw you.
Big 5: Do it!
Hiei: NO!
Big 5: Hahahaha, your fun to play with! Anyways, we want you to have a guest star on your show everyday! We've been getting many calls from those famous celeberty people and they want to be on your show, they really like it. Your show is a hit!
Hiei: Big whoop!
Big 5: So we'd like to have them appear on Hour of Love with Hiei Love. Whatcha think?
Koto: *comes in interrupting* Sorry to bother you but Hiei, you ahve a phone call.
Hiei: Who is it?
Koto: I dunno, I didn't bother to ask.
Hiei: Fine I'll see who it is. *starts to leave*
Big 5: Um Hiei, we have a phone here.
Hiei: Where?
Big 5: We live in the golden age of technology see *a phone lifts up from the table showing itself*
Hiei: *doesn't look impressed* Till robots get minds of their owns and pull a matrix!
Big 5: Well there is a robot already created it's a work of art! But hurry with your phone call *glares*
Hiei: Hello?
Sichu: Hello?
Hiei: ...
Sichu: Is this Hiei Love from Hour of Love with Hiei Love?
Hiei: Who wants to know?
Sichu: OH MY GOD!!!!!!! IT IS YOU! I am you biggest fan.
Hiei: Bye.
Sichu: NO! Don't hang up I think I'm pregnant with your one night stand baby!
Hiei: I haven't had sex in years.
Big 5: Oh my...
Sichu: Oh my...
Hiei: Leave me alone.
Sichu: But I... I need you, want you, HELLO?
Hiei: *hangs up phone*
Big 5: Who was that?
Hiei: Hell if I know.
Big 5: So what do you think about our idea?
Hiei: If it smells like crap and it looks like crap them most likely it is crap and your idea smeels and looks like crap!
Big 5: We're glad you like it, be prepared tomorrow, your guest will be *BEEPS OUT NAME like Kill Bill style with The Brides name*
Hiei: I didn't agree to it.
Big 5: *BEEEEEPS NAME OUT* will be so glad to know that she will be welcome with open arms to your show! Alright, bye bye, we have more important stuf to attend to! OUT!
Hiei: Bunch of assholes! *walks out giving them the finger*
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diamondustx: Hope you enjoyed the chapter, I'm making everything I planned on doing a chapter early! Please, please review and tell me what you think! Heh heh, I should be updating real soon!
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Sorry for the long update, I'm lacking behind I know.... Oh and this isn't an on the air chapter.
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No face: *can hear through intercom* ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ah, ah ah ah ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Koto: Hey Hiei! Such a beautiful day isn't it?
Hiei: *sitting down looking around the room* There is no windows in here so shut up!
Koto: Geez Hiei, lighten up a bit *walks over to Hiei* It's just small talk.
Hiei: Hn. Then keep it that way!
Koto: *sits on Hiei's lap* You know...
Hiei: What the hell are you doing?
Koto: I'm being cute and seductive?
Hiei: Get off or DIE!
Koto: You know you like this *slaps her thigh*
Hiei: *cringes*
Koto: *There is a buzz at her desk* OH MY! Look at the the time, it's your meeting with the producers!
Hiei: What do you think I'm waiting for?
Koto: To be agressive and make hot sexy passionate monkey mad love to me under my desk?
Hiei: *sticks his middle finger at Koto*
Koto: Oh Hiei! I love you too!
Hiei: *walks into meeting room* Hn....
Big 5: Welcome back Hiei, sit, sit, have some donuts.
Hiei: *sits and looks at the donuts strangely* What do you want with me?
Big 5: Oh we're just having a weekly meeting with you, like we will every week to talk about your shows progress.
Hiei: ...
Big 5: We noticed you have a strong and high rating levels but we want MORE!
Hiei: You fools always want more!
Big 5: Oh come on Hiei, it's not like we're bad guys *turns over and looks at you, the reader*
Hiei: Are we done?
Big 5: No, we haven't discussed the future of Hour of Love with Hiei Love.
Hiei: I know the show's name that I do!
Big 5: KOTO GET IN HERE!
Koto: *runs in* Yes sir?
Big 5: Why did we hire that Dj that is on the air right now?
Koto: Which one sir?
Big 5: NO FACE!
Koto: Cause you all thought he was a blob of dark chocolate pudding and wanted to eat him.
Big 5: ...... *looks embarrassed* Well fire him! He sucks! Give him a trip to Hawaii and have one of our bodygaurds go with him to push him in a volcano!
Koto: Yes sir, right away sir. *walks out*
Big 5: Alright, back to our meeting.
Hiei: ....
Big 5: Well we have an idea we want to share with you about your show.
Hiei: Can I go?
Big 5: Stuff that jelly filled donut in your mouth, now!
Hiei: Screw you.
Big 5: Do it!
Hiei: NO!
Big 5: Hahahaha, your fun to play with! Anyways, we want you to have a guest star on your show everyday! We've been getting many calls from those famous celeberty people and they want to be on your show, they really like it. Your show is a hit!
Hiei: Big whoop!
Big 5: So we'd like to have them appear on Hour of Love with Hiei Love. Whatcha think?
Koto: *comes in interrupting* Sorry to bother you but Hiei, you ahve a phone call.
Hiei: Who is it?
Koto: I dunno, I didn't bother to ask.
Hiei: Fine I'll see who it is. *starts to leave*
Big 5: Um Hiei, we have a phone here.
Hiei: Where?
Big 5: We live in the golden age of technology see *a phone lifts up from the table showing itself*
Hiei: *doesn't look impressed* Till robots get minds of their owns and pull a matrix!
Big 5: Well there is a robot already created it's a work of art! But hurry with your phone call *glares*
Hiei: Hello?
Sichu: Hello?
Hiei: ...
Sichu: Is this Hiei Love from Hour of Love with Hiei Love?
Hiei: Who wants to know?
Sichu: OH MY GOD!!!!!!! IT IS YOU! I am you biggest fan.
Hiei: Bye.
Sichu: NO! Don't hang up I think I'm pregnant with your one night stand baby!
Hiei: I haven't had sex in years.
Big 5: Oh my...
Sichu: Oh my...
Hiei: Leave me alone.
Sichu: But I... I need you, want you, HELLO?
Hiei: *hangs up phone*
Big 5: Who was that?
Hiei: Hell if I know.
Big 5: So what do you think about our idea?
Hiei: If it smells like crap and it looks like crap them most likely it is crap and your idea smeels and looks like crap!
Big 5: We're glad you like it, be prepared tomorrow, your guest will be *BEEPS OUT NAME like Kill Bill style with The Brides name*
Hiei: I didn't agree to it.
Big 5: *BEEEEEPS NAME OUT* will be so glad to know that she will be welcome with open arms to your show! Alright, bye bye, we have more important stuf to attend to! OUT!
Hiei: Bunch of assholes! *walks out giving them the finger*
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diamondustx: Hope you enjoyed the chapter, I'm making everything I planned on doing a chapter early! Please, please review and tell me what you think! Heh heh, I should be updating real soon!