Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of the characters that appear
especially Sakura from Card Captor Sakura.
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Don't take Hiei Love's advice seriously.
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~Radio Commercial~
Little Marik: Can we have some chocolate milk?
Ishizu: May we?
Marik's Father: It sounds too enjoyable but I'll let it go this time... How about Hershey chocolate milk!
Odeion: You're still using Hershey chocolate syrup for the kid's chocolate milk?
Marik's Father: Shut up servant! *The noise of a whip can be heard*
Odeion: I only mean to help! Here, this is Novacain; it has more nutreints and all the essental vitamins that a kid needs unlike that brand name kind!
Marik's Father: Let me take a look at that. *few second pause* you're right! Here kids, now drink up to the last drop or I'll spank you!
Little Marik and Ishizu: YAY!
Odeion: Don't you feel better that you gave your children the right healthy kind of milk?
Marik's Father: Yes I do, so throw that other crap out and buy more of this new stuff! What do you want?
Little Marik and Ishizu: *you can hear kids running over* More Novocain PLEASE!
Marik's Father: Sure!
~End of Radio Commercial~
Announcement: (Clip from song) Oompa Loompa doompadah dee if you are wise you'll listen to (Uma Thurman's voice) Get Even? Even-Steven? I would have to kill you, go upstairs to your daughter's room, kill her, then wait for the good Dr. Bell to get home, and kill him.....that'd be about square. Are you always this charming or am I just lucky? (Clip from song) Straight up now tell me do you really want to love me forever, oh oh oh... It's Hour of Love with Hiei Love on ninety-nine point nine The Yu! (Clip from song) My love is like wo, my kiss is like wo, my touch is like wo... Hey, hey, hey, what is going on here!?! Hiei love, he's not your average gaundy.
Hiei: Welcome to Hour of Love. I'm your host Hiei Love of course you blundering idiots out there! Today we are welcoming our first guest. Huh, a caller already?
Governor Schwarzenegger: Why you do that, its stupid idea! I'll be back.
Hiei: .... Well considering that I'd get fired for not doing what the producers of this show, wait that isn't a bad idea then I might get my old job back! *interrupted*
Governor Schwarzenegger: *calls back* You better not leave cause I'm the Governor of California and I'll grope you!!!
Hiei: STOP CALLING!!!!!!!!!!! I'll kill you who ever you are!
*My Heart Beats Like A Drum (Dum Dum Dum) by ATC starts*
*My Heart Beats Like A Drum (Dum Dum Dum) ends*
Hiei: Yes, we're back unfortunately. Like I was saying, our first guest is Sakura. She is supposedly famous for her movies and her show called Card Captor Sakura. Is it just coincidence that your character and you share the same name?
Sakura: Well you see the show was made for me so no, it's not a coincidence that our names are the same.
Hiei: Uh huh, you like to hear yourself talk...
Sakura: No, but you probably do.
Hiei: I can kill you.
Sakura: I have maze. But we all love your radio character!
Hiei: I'm not a character! .... Hn! So what are you here for?
Sakura: Well I'm moving to Alabama or some state like that so I can marry at a young age to my middle school sweet heart throb boyfriend Lee.
Hiei: And that deals with this show how?
Sakura: OH! Well I'm going to be doing a film named Card Captor Sakura.
Hiei: I could care less! Here is a song and then we'll go to some callers!
*A Sorta Fairytale by Tori Amos starts*
*A Sorta fairytale ends*
Hiei: Yes?
Jamie: What do you do, when your boyfriend cheats on you with another girl?"
Hiei: You know that one actress, I can't remember her name.
Jamie: Wynona Ryder!?!
Hiei: Exactly! Go to a very expensive store with that girl your boyfriend cheated on you with and when your in the store, slip little items that can fit into her purse or pockets or both and then when you leave she'll get thrown in jail! Next caller.
Ashtan: "What would you call love? If you know, please tell! And, I wonder, do YOU like anybody more than a friend?"
Hiei: ....
Sakura: I love my movie star boyfriend who is my real boyfriend in life... Lee
Hiei: Shut up! Love is, well the dictionary is never wrong! Love = 1) Strong affection 2) Object of this 3) in tennis, a score of zero!
Sakura: I think Love is...
Hiei: We don't care! We're going way into the vault of the old school jams with this song on The Yu...
*I Wanna Love You Forever by Jessica Simpson*
*Let Love Lead The Way by the Spice Girls starts*
*Let Love Lead The Way ends*
Sakura: We're BACK!!!!!
Hiei: [BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Intern: Hiei, we had that talk remember!
Hiei: .... HN!
Sora: "what do you think of your fangirls Hiei?"
Hiei: It's Hiei Love and your one of my fan girls as you so put it!
Sakura: Hoee....
Hiei: Huh?
Sakura: Oh nothing, heheh...
Shishiwalkamaru: "If I like a woman who is old and unsitely but WAS young looking when I met her but WAS in love with a freak named Toguro and isn't alive anymore . . . what should I do?"
Hiei: Grave rob her tomb. And find a girl with her reincarnated soul, do a spell, switch the soul to the bones and the soil that was on her grave from the girl and then make the bones and soil into the body of yours truly.
Shishiwalkamaru: That works?
Hiei: See if I care! This is Hour of Love with Hiei love on ninety-nine point nine The Yu, caller your on the air.
Pikachu: "Pika pika? PIKACHU! Pi pika pi! PIKA PI! PIKACHU PI! o^.^O PIKKAA!"
Sakura: I'll answer your question!
Hiei: ...
Sakura: I think you...
Hiei: So you've fallen in love with your trainer and you want to know how to tell HIM! OH MY GOD!!!!!!! Look here your criminally insane senior citizen, that's just WRONG! Go slap yourself and jump off a cliff!
Sakura: I can't believe you get perverts calling your show!
Hiei: ....
*Waiting For Tonight by Jennifer Lopez starts*
*Waiting For Tonight ends*
~Radio Commercial~
*song plays in background* Get straight.... Get straight
Woman: Now you can get your hair straight with the Conair Ion Shine Hot Air Dryer and Boar Bristle Straightener that also turns you straight! So while you're straightening that mess of a hair, like bed head, it'll instantly turn your feelings for the same sex into what society thinks is BEST, being straight! With Conair's new straightener, it'll fix that natural curl that your hair does, or if you curled your hair and you want it straight again, it'll fix that AND you sexual dysfunction for liking people of the same sex! The effects last for almost twenty-four hours so when your at home, it's okay to be gay! Conair, we turn you straight!
*song plays in background* Get straight.... Get straight
~End of Radio Commercial~
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ diamonddustx: I forgot which product from conair that is... the commercial was just sooo funny because of that background music! Anyways, sorry for the late update... *sigh* No promises but I will get back on the horse and upate a lot! Even my other stories I haven't touched in months! Hope you enjoyed the chapter, please review makes the writer keep writing! hehehe
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Don't take Hiei Love's advice seriously.
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~
~Radio Commercial~
Little Marik: Can we have some chocolate milk?
Ishizu: May we?
Marik's Father: It sounds too enjoyable but I'll let it go this time... How about Hershey chocolate milk!
Odeion: You're still using Hershey chocolate syrup for the kid's chocolate milk?
Marik's Father: Shut up servant! *The noise of a whip can be heard*
Odeion: I only mean to help! Here, this is Novacain; it has more nutreints and all the essental vitamins that a kid needs unlike that brand name kind!
Marik's Father: Let me take a look at that. *few second pause* you're right! Here kids, now drink up to the last drop or I'll spank you!
Little Marik and Ishizu: YAY!
Odeion: Don't you feel better that you gave your children the right healthy kind of milk?
Marik's Father: Yes I do, so throw that other crap out and buy more of this new stuff! What do you want?
Little Marik and Ishizu: *you can hear kids running over* More Novocain PLEASE!
Marik's Father: Sure!
~End of Radio Commercial~
Announcement: (Clip from song) Oompa Loompa doompadah dee if you are wise you'll listen to (Uma Thurman's voice) Get Even? Even-Steven? I would have to kill you, go upstairs to your daughter's room, kill her, then wait for the good Dr. Bell to get home, and kill him.....that'd be about square. Are you always this charming or am I just lucky? (Clip from song) Straight up now tell me do you really want to love me forever, oh oh oh... It's Hour of Love with Hiei Love on ninety-nine point nine The Yu! (Clip from song) My love is like wo, my kiss is like wo, my touch is like wo... Hey, hey, hey, what is going on here!?! Hiei love, he's not your average gaundy.
Hiei: Welcome to Hour of Love. I'm your host Hiei Love of course you blundering idiots out there! Today we are welcoming our first guest. Huh, a caller already?
Governor Schwarzenegger: Why you do that, its stupid idea! I'll be back.
Hiei: .... Well considering that I'd get fired for not doing what the producers of this show, wait that isn't a bad idea then I might get my old job back! *interrupted*
Governor Schwarzenegger: *calls back* You better not leave cause I'm the Governor of California and I'll grope you!!!
Hiei: STOP CALLING!!!!!!!!!!! I'll kill you who ever you are!
*My Heart Beats Like A Drum (Dum Dum Dum) by ATC starts*
*My Heart Beats Like A Drum (Dum Dum Dum) ends*
Hiei: Yes, we're back unfortunately. Like I was saying, our first guest is Sakura. She is supposedly famous for her movies and her show called Card Captor Sakura. Is it just coincidence that your character and you share the same name?
Sakura: Well you see the show was made for me so no, it's not a coincidence that our names are the same.
Hiei: Uh huh, you like to hear yourself talk...
Sakura: No, but you probably do.
Hiei: I can kill you.
Sakura: I have maze. But we all love your radio character!
Hiei: I'm not a character! .... Hn! So what are you here for?
Sakura: Well I'm moving to Alabama or some state like that so I can marry at a young age to my middle school sweet heart throb boyfriend Lee.
Hiei: And that deals with this show how?
Sakura: OH! Well I'm going to be doing a film named Card Captor Sakura.
Hiei: I could care less! Here is a song and then we'll go to some callers!
*A Sorta Fairytale by Tori Amos starts*
*A Sorta fairytale ends*
Hiei: Yes?
Jamie: What do you do, when your boyfriend cheats on you with another girl?"
Hiei: You know that one actress, I can't remember her name.
Jamie: Wynona Ryder!?!
Hiei: Exactly! Go to a very expensive store with that girl your boyfriend cheated on you with and when your in the store, slip little items that can fit into her purse or pockets or both and then when you leave she'll get thrown in jail! Next caller.
Ashtan: "What would you call love? If you know, please tell! And, I wonder, do YOU like anybody more than a friend?"
Hiei: ....
Sakura: I love my movie star boyfriend who is my real boyfriend in life... Lee
Hiei: Shut up! Love is, well the dictionary is never wrong! Love = 1) Strong affection 2) Object of this 3) in tennis, a score of zero!
Sakura: I think Love is...
Hiei: We don't care! We're going way into the vault of the old school jams with this song on The Yu...
*I Wanna Love You Forever by Jessica Simpson*
*Let Love Lead The Way by the Spice Girls starts*
*Let Love Lead The Way ends*
Sakura: We're BACK!!!!!
Hiei: [BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Intern: Hiei, we had that talk remember!
Hiei: .... HN!
Sora: "what do you think of your fangirls Hiei?"
Hiei: It's Hiei Love and your one of my fan girls as you so put it!
Sakura: Hoee....
Hiei: Huh?
Sakura: Oh nothing, heheh...
Shishiwalkamaru: "If I like a woman who is old and unsitely but WAS young looking when I met her but WAS in love with a freak named Toguro and isn't alive anymore . . . what should I do?"
Hiei: Grave rob her tomb. And find a girl with her reincarnated soul, do a spell, switch the soul to the bones and the soil that was on her grave from the girl and then make the bones and soil into the body of yours truly.
Shishiwalkamaru: That works?
Hiei: See if I care! This is Hour of Love with Hiei love on ninety-nine point nine The Yu, caller your on the air.
Pikachu: "Pika pika? PIKACHU! Pi pika pi! PIKA PI! PIKACHU PI! o^.^O PIKKAA!"
Sakura: I'll answer your question!
Hiei: ...
Sakura: I think you...
Hiei: So you've fallen in love with your trainer and you want to know how to tell HIM! OH MY GOD!!!!!!! Look here your criminally insane senior citizen, that's just WRONG! Go slap yourself and jump off a cliff!
Sakura: I can't believe you get perverts calling your show!
Hiei: ....
*Waiting For Tonight by Jennifer Lopez starts*
*Waiting For Tonight ends*
~Radio Commercial~
*song plays in background* Get straight.... Get straight
Woman: Now you can get your hair straight with the Conair Ion Shine Hot Air Dryer and Boar Bristle Straightener that also turns you straight! So while you're straightening that mess of a hair, like bed head, it'll instantly turn your feelings for the same sex into what society thinks is BEST, being straight! With Conair's new straightener, it'll fix that natural curl that your hair does, or if you curled your hair and you want it straight again, it'll fix that AND you sexual dysfunction for liking people of the same sex! The effects last for almost twenty-four hours so when your at home, it's okay to be gay! Conair, we turn you straight!
*song plays in background* Get straight.... Get straight
~End of Radio Commercial~
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ diamonddustx: I forgot which product from conair that is... the commercial was just sooo funny because of that background music! Anyways, sorry for the late update... *sigh* No promises but I will get back on the horse and upate a lot! Even my other stories I haven't touched in months! Hope you enjoyed the chapter, please review makes the writer keep writing! hehehe