Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho nor do I own any of the other anime
or game characters that appear in this chapter.
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Don't take Hiei's advice serious
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~Radio Commercial~
For dry...
Red, itchy...
Puffy, swolen...
Crusted, blood shot
Watery, pussing
And pink eyes use Citric Acid!
From the makers of Clear Eyes comes a new brand of relief from the common eye annoyances, in orange flavor!
~End of Radio Commercial~
Announcement: Say hello and kiss your feet! You've out lasted your welcome but you've tuned into Hour of Love with Hiei Love. (Clip from Song) Once more, you open the door, And you're here in my heart, And my heart will go on and on to The Yu at ninety-nine point nine. Oh stop your whining you big baby!! Show the love, where's the weapons? Hiei Love he only comes outside on groundhog's day!
Hiei: Welcome, yes. Tonight is another night of Hiei Love so STOP sending me fan mail!
*Hey Ya by Outkast starts*
*Hey Ya ends*
Hiei: Tonight's guest is Yuna! She is staring in the film Final Fantasy X-2 coming on November 18. Blah, blah, yadda yadda... So Halloween was the other night and it snowed, it reminded me of my home, it snowed there a lot!!! I miss it...
Yuna: Thank you for having me on your show, but it's not a movie, it's a game.
Hiei: Game, movie, they're all the same!
Yuna: Well Halloween was great, I went out with my three best friends, and we walked in the snow almost all around the town we live at. We where the only ones walking, other people were being driven but we had dedication and it was one of the most memorible moments in my life.
Hiei: Oh just shut up, I didn't ask you about YOUR Halloween esperience! So, your in this gamoive or whatever you call it and it's a sequal?
Yuna: Yes.
Hiei: .... Well, tell my viewers about the mogame you star in?
Yuna: Yes.
Hiei: ...
Yuna: Well you see, FFX-2 takes place...
Hiei: Thank you for that brilliant information I didn't need to know. Let's listen to a song!
Yuna: Yes.
*Shine We Are by BoA starts*
*Shine We Are ends*
Hiei: I'll take a caller:
Jet: In my line of work, it's hard to find a woman that I like, well I see lots of pretty ladies but I never have the time to approach them. I work with two, one is a teen and the other is, well I won't go there! One day I want to settle down and have a family, have any meaningful advice?
Hiei: Buy a RV and park it outside of Wal-mart and live there! Next caller, you're on the air.
Sichu: *disguised voice* UHHH, Hiei, Hello Hiei, I love you and I wanna [BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP]
Intern: Please caller, refrain from saying things like that on the air, we get in trouble for it.
Hiei: ... For once he is right! Next caller!
Yuna: Yes.
Sichu: You can't get rid of me my Hiei!
Hiei: YOU!?! [BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP]
Yuna: Yes!
Hiei: Why don't we see who else is on the line. What's your name?
Caller #1: I can't say... I have fallen in love with my teacher who is an alien.
Hiei: Then live happily ever after with your glowing green man eating babies!
*Eyes On Me by Faye Wong starts*
*Eyes On Me ends*
Yuna: I like to sign autographs for people.
Hiei: Let's see, why don't you sign... my ass [beeeeeeeep]!!!!!!!!!
Yuna: Yes. *You hear struggling noises coming from the radio*
Hiei: *cough cough* Well that'll teach you!!!!
Intern: Thank god that wasn't me...
Hiei: *You hear screaming and struggling sounds in the background* There, my business is finished!
BT: I have told my feelings to the person I love but he doesn't feel the same way, how can I get over him?
Hiei: Buy a Furby.
BT: Will that help?
Hiei: Exactly, and buy a giga-pet!
*Obsession by See-saw starts*
*Obsession ends*
Hiei: Who are you? You're on the air dumbass!
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diamonddustx: I hope you enjoyed the chapter!!! Please Review.
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Don't take Hiei's advice serious
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~
~Radio Commercial~
For dry...
Red, itchy...
Puffy, swolen...
Crusted, blood shot
Watery, pussing
And pink eyes use Citric Acid!
From the makers of Clear Eyes comes a new brand of relief from the common eye annoyances, in orange flavor!
~End of Radio Commercial~
Announcement: Say hello and kiss your feet! You've out lasted your welcome but you've tuned into Hour of Love with Hiei Love. (Clip from Song) Once more, you open the door, And you're here in my heart, And my heart will go on and on to The Yu at ninety-nine point nine. Oh stop your whining you big baby!! Show the love, where's the weapons? Hiei Love he only comes outside on groundhog's day!
Hiei: Welcome, yes. Tonight is another night of Hiei Love so STOP sending me fan mail!
*Hey Ya by Outkast starts*
*Hey Ya ends*
Hiei: Tonight's guest is Yuna! She is staring in the film Final Fantasy X-2 coming on November 18. Blah, blah, yadda yadda... So Halloween was the other night and it snowed, it reminded me of my home, it snowed there a lot!!! I miss it...
Yuna: Thank you for having me on your show, but it's not a movie, it's a game.
Hiei: Game, movie, they're all the same!
Yuna: Well Halloween was great, I went out with my three best friends, and we walked in the snow almost all around the town we live at. We where the only ones walking, other people were being driven but we had dedication and it was one of the most memorible moments in my life.
Hiei: Oh just shut up, I didn't ask you about YOUR Halloween esperience! So, your in this gamoive or whatever you call it and it's a sequal?
Yuna: Yes.
Hiei: .... Well, tell my viewers about the mogame you star in?
Yuna: Yes.
Hiei: ...
Yuna: Well you see, FFX-2 takes place...
Hiei: Thank you for that brilliant information I didn't need to know. Let's listen to a song!
Yuna: Yes.
*Shine We Are by BoA starts*
*Shine We Are ends*
Hiei: I'll take a caller:
Jet: In my line of work, it's hard to find a woman that I like, well I see lots of pretty ladies but I never have the time to approach them. I work with two, one is a teen and the other is, well I won't go there! One day I want to settle down and have a family, have any meaningful advice?
Hiei: Buy a RV and park it outside of Wal-mart and live there! Next caller, you're on the air.
Sichu: *disguised voice* UHHH, Hiei, Hello Hiei, I love you and I wanna [BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP]
Intern: Please caller, refrain from saying things like that on the air, we get in trouble for it.
Hiei: ... For once he is right! Next caller!
Yuna: Yes.
Sichu: You can't get rid of me my Hiei!
Hiei: YOU!?! [BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP]
Yuna: Yes!
Hiei: Why don't we see who else is on the line. What's your name?
Caller #1: I can't say... I have fallen in love with my teacher who is an alien.
Hiei: Then live happily ever after with your glowing green man eating babies!
*Eyes On Me by Faye Wong starts*
*Eyes On Me ends*
Yuna: I like to sign autographs for people.
Hiei: Let's see, why don't you sign... my ass [beeeeeeeep]!!!!!!!!!
Yuna: Yes. *You hear struggling noises coming from the radio*
Hiei: *cough cough* Well that'll teach you!!!!
Intern: Thank god that wasn't me...
Hiei: *You hear screaming and struggling sounds in the background* There, my business is finished!
BT: I have told my feelings to the person I love but he doesn't feel the same way, how can I get over him?
Hiei: Buy a Furby.
BT: Will that help?
Hiei: Exactly, and buy a giga-pet!
*Obsession by See-saw starts*
*Obsession ends*
Hiei: Who are you? You're on the air dumbass!
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diamonddustx: I hope you enjoyed the chapter!!! Please Review.