Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or any anime characters that appear.
Nor do I own Martha Stewart.
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Remember; don't take Hiei's advice seriously! I'm only a little half way through with Hiei Love, and I'm still accepting questions and DON'T worry... Kurama will be coming... just a bit later!!! Due to a complaint, this chapter will not have a anime guest star! ENJOY! ^___^ Poor Hiei....
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~Radio Commercial~
Come down to the Madison Event Center for the winter holidays! Bring the whole family, even the extended family for this year's special treat! Last week you went to pin the Elf on the Santa and now the next coming event...
Turkey Catching!!
For only a expensively cheap price, fulfill your child's dream or even yours buy getting in the fenced area and catch those turkeys! Don't worry, if you catch a turkey, you'll be able to skin it, gut it, cook it and then finally kill it! Be sure not to miss this thanksgiving event going on through the twenty-fifth to the thirtieth of the month! So come on down to the Madison Event Center, its family fun!
~End of Radio Commercial~
Announcement: Low on life, then turn to Hour Love with Hiei Love and you'll get high once again! (Clip from a song) Body to body Funk to funky We know how to rock your party. I too, love you! If I had a nickel for every time you said that. Hiei Love, he didn't join a boy band, he destroyed them!
Hiei: This is The Yu at ninety-nine point nine and I'm Hiei Love and this is a show you listening to.
*Shut Up by Black Eyed Peas starts*
*Shut Up ends*
Hiei: ... Our special guest for tonight's show is Martha Stewart.
Martha: I had nothing to do with Enron!
Hiei: So what is this Enron?
Martha: Oh nothing.... I didn't tell you could put the raspberry pecan butter on those chocolate swirled carrot cakes!!!!! DAMN YOU!
Hiei: ... I was told the producers are to blame for this whole incident.
Martha: YOU SHOULD BE ASSHAMED OF YOURSELF!
Hiei: I'll hurt you...
Martha: *You hear a slapping noise* Don't touch those spiced pretciled donuts!
Hiei: *under his breath* Martha Falker.
Martha: What was that?
Hiei: So you can here to talk about love?
Martha: Yes, love for the food I make, love for my show, love for me and love for everything about K-Mart! I'm a perfectionist.
Hiei: ... HN! LEAVE!
Martha: These vegetarian raviolis haven't finished cooking.
Hiei: [BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP] this place is gonna burn!!!!!!!!!! YOU get the EXTINISHER!
Inter: I love... HUH huh? OH, Oh, yeah...
Martha: My boss Mister Saytan tells me what is best. *You hear a timer go off* Oh there you go, the cookies are finished!
Hiei: We don't have a oven here!!!!
Martha: That's why I'm using your radio equipment and their circuits to start a home made fire! Reminds me of the old days.
Hiei: Nn!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll save us, NO wait, I'll save myself! *Crash*
Intern: Hiei Love, we have callers waiting on the lines.
Hiei: Hn!
Martha: Once these doll house carousels are built, we'll move to the salad meat loaf with seasoned cow tongue.
Hiei: *Bang* Take that Biotch!
Martha: I just love making things. *robotic voice* You cannot terminate me, I've come to kill Sarah O'Connor and her son to prevent.... *glitch sounds* prevent... pre... butter... living at... nine...
Hiei: That's better.
Intern: Umm Hiei you just KILLED MARTHA! WE'RE GOIGN TO GET A CLASS ACTION LAW SUIT!
Hiei: She's still twitching.
Martha: You can't kill me, heh heh heh, would you mind getting those rolls of bread that I drenched in wine that is over the fire. They are done.
Hiei: For once, I want a caller!
Kuribo: "(Call is being translated by Prof. Oak who seems to think he knows how to do this kind of thing) If I fall in love with someone who is not a fake image like me, and that person doesn't even seem to know I'm alive, which I'm not, what do I do?"
Hiei: Mark your territory on the kitchen floor; it's bound to get attention.
Kuribo: That's not right.
Hiei: Watch Gili with that Beniffer guy.
Kuribo: THANKS!
Hiei: This is Hour of Love with Hiei Love on The Yu at ninety-nine point nine. You're on the air.
Someone: "If I fall in love with a person who claims to love me back . . . only I don't really believe they do. How should I go about really finding out without them getting mad?"
Hiei: Dig a hole big enough to fit him, throw him in the hole and fill it in with dirt and conduct a lie decetor test on him. If you don't get the truth, the vultors will.
~Interruption~
This is a national radio test.
*You hear a long beeping sound for a period of five minutes*
~End of Interruption~
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ diamonddustx: Hope you enjoyed the chapter! Please review.
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Remember; don't take Hiei's advice seriously! I'm only a little half way through with Hiei Love, and I'm still accepting questions and DON'T worry... Kurama will be coming... just a bit later!!! Due to a complaint, this chapter will not have a anime guest star! ENJOY! ^___^ Poor Hiei....
~^~^~^~^~^~^~
~Radio Commercial~
Come down to the Madison Event Center for the winter holidays! Bring the whole family, even the extended family for this year's special treat! Last week you went to pin the Elf on the Santa and now the next coming event...
Turkey Catching!!
For only a expensively cheap price, fulfill your child's dream or even yours buy getting in the fenced area and catch those turkeys! Don't worry, if you catch a turkey, you'll be able to skin it, gut it, cook it and then finally kill it! Be sure not to miss this thanksgiving event going on through the twenty-fifth to the thirtieth of the month! So come on down to the Madison Event Center, its family fun!
~End of Radio Commercial~
Announcement: Low on life, then turn to Hour Love with Hiei Love and you'll get high once again! (Clip from a song) Body to body Funk to funky We know how to rock your party. I too, love you! If I had a nickel for every time you said that. Hiei Love, he didn't join a boy band, he destroyed them!
Hiei: This is The Yu at ninety-nine point nine and I'm Hiei Love and this is a show you listening to.
*Shut Up by Black Eyed Peas starts*
*Shut Up ends*
Hiei: ... Our special guest for tonight's show is Martha Stewart.
Martha: I had nothing to do with Enron!
Hiei: So what is this Enron?
Martha: Oh nothing.... I didn't tell you could put the raspberry pecan butter on those chocolate swirled carrot cakes!!!!! DAMN YOU!
Hiei: ... I was told the producers are to blame for this whole incident.
Martha: YOU SHOULD BE ASSHAMED OF YOURSELF!
Hiei: I'll hurt you...
Martha: *You hear a slapping noise* Don't touch those spiced pretciled donuts!
Hiei: *under his breath* Martha Falker.
Martha: What was that?
Hiei: So you can here to talk about love?
Martha: Yes, love for the food I make, love for my show, love for me and love for everything about K-Mart! I'm a perfectionist.
Hiei: ... HN! LEAVE!
Martha: These vegetarian raviolis haven't finished cooking.
Hiei: [BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP] this place is gonna burn!!!!!!!!!! YOU get the EXTINISHER!
Inter: I love... HUH huh? OH, Oh, yeah...
Martha: My boss Mister Saytan tells me what is best. *You hear a timer go off* Oh there you go, the cookies are finished!
Hiei: We don't have a oven here!!!!
Martha: That's why I'm using your radio equipment and their circuits to start a home made fire! Reminds me of the old days.
Hiei: Nn!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll save us, NO wait, I'll save myself! *Crash*
Intern: Hiei Love, we have callers waiting on the lines.
Hiei: Hn!
Martha: Once these doll house carousels are built, we'll move to the salad meat loaf with seasoned cow tongue.
Hiei: *Bang* Take that Biotch!
Martha: I just love making things. *robotic voice* You cannot terminate me, I've come to kill Sarah O'Connor and her son to prevent.... *glitch sounds* prevent... pre... butter... living at... nine...
Hiei: That's better.
Intern: Umm Hiei you just KILLED MARTHA! WE'RE GOIGN TO GET A CLASS ACTION LAW SUIT!
Hiei: She's still twitching.
Martha: You can't kill me, heh heh heh, would you mind getting those rolls of bread that I drenched in wine that is over the fire. They are done.
Hiei: For once, I want a caller!
Kuribo: "(Call is being translated by Prof. Oak who seems to think he knows how to do this kind of thing) If I fall in love with someone who is not a fake image like me, and that person doesn't even seem to know I'm alive, which I'm not, what do I do?"
Hiei: Mark your territory on the kitchen floor; it's bound to get attention.
Kuribo: That's not right.
Hiei: Watch Gili with that Beniffer guy.
Kuribo: THANKS!
Hiei: This is Hour of Love with Hiei Love on The Yu at ninety-nine point nine. You're on the air.
Someone: "If I fall in love with a person who claims to love me back . . . only I don't really believe they do. How should I go about really finding out without them getting mad?"
Hiei: Dig a hole big enough to fit him, throw him in the hole and fill it in with dirt and conduct a lie decetor test on him. If you don't get the truth, the vultors will.
~Interruption~
This is a national radio test.
*You hear a long beeping sound for a period of five minutes*
~End of Interruption~
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ diamonddustx: Hope you enjoyed the chapter! Please review.