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Don't follow Hiei Love's advice!!!
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~Radio Commercial~
L'Oreal introduces Visible Youth Cream that revitalizes you skin with the special ingredients copper, iron, zinc and whale fat! Putting it on a upward motion lifts your skin to make it youthful as ever letting the cream smooth into your pores to give your face a tanned yet young look! It moisturizes to keep your skin at its very refreshed feeling. Say goodbye to those wrinkles and fine lines while it protects your skin from blemishes and blackheads. Listen to a couple of satisfied costumers that have tried the new product.
May: Traveling all over with my new best friend gets really rough, especially on my skin and now when I wash my face, I just rub a little bit of the marvelous cream on my face and it makes me look better than ever, I totally look like a 5 years old so when I grow to be twenty, I'll look ten!
Death: Being all bones and a large hooded cape, I went into a beauty store only to get kicked out for being deathly ugly but on my way out I was able to steal a can of this marvelous product! I tried it on and suddenly I've grown these layers of fungus that you humans call skin and now I look so good that people are attracted to my looks but for some reason when they touch me, they fall down asleep. I try waking them up but they look so tired so I lay them on a bench and leave! I have no friends but now I have my face and I love me.
~End of Radio Commercial~
Announcement: (Clip from song) Get on the floor, baby lose control, Just work your body and let it go, If you wanna party, just. Grab some cake and shove it down an old senior citizen's mouth you're listening to Hour of Love with Hiei Love on ninety-nine point nine The Yu! (Girl's voice) You really are good with your hands (Clip from Song) Sugar sugar how you get so fly? Sugar sugar how you get so fly? Hiei Love, he'll jump out of your cake and in a g-string!
Hiei: Tonight is a special night because I'm once again ALONE unlike those other days with guests and unfortunately I will have one tomorrow. Call your local radio station and PROTEST against the movement! Tonight we will get a head start on you babbling people who call yourselves callers!
Caller 1: "If your friend loves this guy you know but he loved this other guy but that guy stalks and loves you, would you kill that guy torture him?"
Hiei: Send him a piece of beef in the mail.
Caller 1: "If you knew a friend who thought was a girl but is a guy and is in love with your best friend but she's in love with his sister, do you just kill them all?"
Hiei: Go to a zoo and jump into the lion's den. Next caller!
Woman: "If I fell in love . . . how would I know?"
Hiei: You get that cramping in the side of your gut.
Woman: But isn't that when you have gas.
Hiei: You're confusing the two situations around. It's when you stub your toe and you yell out obscenities.
Kuwabara: ". . . Heehee . . . HIEI'S ON THE RADIO AND HIS NAME IS HIEI LOVE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hiei: What did I tell you gorilla look-a-like with the brain of a maggot!!! When I get off of work, you're in for a lot of trouble!
Kuwabara: Hehehehe, Hiei Love, that's classic man, you can't even find a person to love! Hey, Hey, Yukina, stop doing, uhhhhhh. I gotta go! Ahhh that feels good, Keep it up!
Hiei: WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!! For that, I need to. COME HERE YOU!
Intern: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOO, Stop it, AHHH AHHHH!!!! Don't choke me, noooo oooo ooooooooo! *Crash out of the window* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Blasting off again!
Hiei: I'll take a caller after the beep.
Amarie: "If I love a dude, and he loves someone else, should I kill the other person? If so, how should I go about doing it?"
Hiei: Send the other guy into the Soviet Union to join their army.
Amarie: Ummm..
Hiei: I never gave a beep, shut up! Rrrrrrr! That Kuwabara, I've had it up to here with that bug, its time to spray RAID ON HIM! I have no time for a show, I must.
~Radio Commercial~
Smell bad?
Putting on deodorant but it doesn't cover the smell?
Do you use J.Lo's fragrance sprays over the deodorant to block your odor?
Have you taken a shower in the last day?
If nothing helps, try Celine Dion's new fragrance Celine Dion. Five lucky fans will win a chance to go to Celine Dion's show in Vegas and meet her back stage, so what are you wearing? Celine Dion's new fragrance called Celine Dion will be like your wearing her skin but just the smell.
~End of Radio Commercial~
~^~^~^~^~^~^~ diamonddustx: Hope you enjoyed the chapter!!!! Someone is coming soon. be prepared! Please review and no more killing questions for Hiei to answer!
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~Radio Commercial~
L'Oreal introduces Visible Youth Cream that revitalizes you skin with the special ingredients copper, iron, zinc and whale fat! Putting it on a upward motion lifts your skin to make it youthful as ever letting the cream smooth into your pores to give your face a tanned yet young look! It moisturizes to keep your skin at its very refreshed feeling. Say goodbye to those wrinkles and fine lines while it protects your skin from blemishes and blackheads. Listen to a couple of satisfied costumers that have tried the new product.
May: Traveling all over with my new best friend gets really rough, especially on my skin and now when I wash my face, I just rub a little bit of the marvelous cream on my face and it makes me look better than ever, I totally look like a 5 years old so when I grow to be twenty, I'll look ten!
Death: Being all bones and a large hooded cape, I went into a beauty store only to get kicked out for being deathly ugly but on my way out I was able to steal a can of this marvelous product! I tried it on and suddenly I've grown these layers of fungus that you humans call skin and now I look so good that people are attracted to my looks but for some reason when they touch me, they fall down asleep. I try waking them up but they look so tired so I lay them on a bench and leave! I have no friends but now I have my face and I love me.
~End of Radio Commercial~
Announcement: (Clip from song) Get on the floor, baby lose control, Just work your body and let it go, If you wanna party, just. Grab some cake and shove it down an old senior citizen's mouth you're listening to Hour of Love with Hiei Love on ninety-nine point nine The Yu! (Girl's voice) You really are good with your hands (Clip from Song) Sugar sugar how you get so fly? Sugar sugar how you get so fly? Hiei Love, he'll jump out of your cake and in a g-string!
Hiei: Tonight is a special night because I'm once again ALONE unlike those other days with guests and unfortunately I will have one tomorrow. Call your local radio station and PROTEST against the movement! Tonight we will get a head start on you babbling people who call yourselves callers!
Caller 1: "If your friend loves this guy you know but he loved this other guy but that guy stalks and loves you, would you kill that guy torture him?"
Hiei: Send him a piece of beef in the mail.
Caller 1: "If you knew a friend who thought was a girl but is a guy and is in love with your best friend but she's in love with his sister, do you just kill them all?"
Hiei: Go to a zoo and jump into the lion's den. Next caller!
Woman: "If I fell in love . . . how would I know?"
Hiei: You get that cramping in the side of your gut.
Woman: But isn't that when you have gas.
Hiei: You're confusing the two situations around. It's when you stub your toe and you yell out obscenities.
Kuwabara: ". . . Heehee . . . HIEI'S ON THE RADIO AND HIS NAME IS HIEI LOVE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hiei: What did I tell you gorilla look-a-like with the brain of a maggot!!! When I get off of work, you're in for a lot of trouble!
Kuwabara: Hehehehe, Hiei Love, that's classic man, you can't even find a person to love! Hey, Hey, Yukina, stop doing, uhhhhhh. I gotta go! Ahhh that feels good, Keep it up!
Hiei: WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!! For that, I need to. COME HERE YOU!
Intern: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOO, Stop it, AHHH AHHHH!!!! Don't choke me, noooo oooo ooooooooo! *Crash out of the window* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Blasting off again!
Hiei: I'll take a caller after the beep.
Amarie: "If I love a dude, and he loves someone else, should I kill the other person? If so, how should I go about doing it?"
Hiei: Send the other guy into the Soviet Union to join their army.
Amarie: Ummm..
Hiei: I never gave a beep, shut up! Rrrrrrr! That Kuwabara, I've had it up to here with that bug, its time to spray RAID ON HIM! I have no time for a show, I must.
~Radio Commercial~
Smell bad?
Putting on deodorant but it doesn't cover the smell?
Do you use J.Lo's fragrance sprays over the deodorant to block your odor?
Have you taken a shower in the last day?
If nothing helps, try Celine Dion's new fragrance Celine Dion. Five lucky fans will win a chance to go to Celine Dion's show in Vegas and meet her back stage, so what are you wearing? Celine Dion's new fragrance called Celine Dion will be like your wearing her skin but just the smell.
~End of Radio Commercial~
~^~^~^~^~^~^~ diamonddustx: Hope you enjoyed the chapter!!!! Someone is coming soon. be prepared! Please review and no more killing questions for Hiei to answer!