Disclaimer: If you recognize something in this fic, then it probably belongs to someone else. To be more specific- I don't own Playstation, LoK, or anything in them.

Authors notes: Just a crazy little idea I had, and wrote down in a very short amount of time. I go occ here for purpose of humor. R&R please! ^_^ ***Spoilers of the LoK games*** Okay, some of you may be offended that I make fun of Razzy during this chapter. *grins* Personally, I think he's earned a little whine, but that doesn't mean I'd want to listen to it. :p This fic may end up as an MST. *grins* Whether that's a good or a bad thing- well... we'll find out, won't we? };-)

Raziel's Temper Tantrum

Syvia had gotten all the way up to her room, snuggled under the covers, and closed her eyes before she realized the full implications of what had just happened. She opened her eyes slowly, confused before sitting bolt upright in bed. The girl just sat there for a moment, staring wide-eyed into the darkness.

Raziel turned idly in his seat when he heard footsteps pounding down the stairs. Syvia appeared in the doorway, with flushed cheeks and an amazed expression when she saw him still sitting on the loveseat. Mobius turned and caught sight of her.

"Ah, come in, my dear, no need to be shy," he said fawningly.

"Ah yes, Mobius, get into her good graces quickly," Kain sneered, eyes on the television screen. "Perhaps she'll give you an extra turn later on." Syvia grinned a bit nervously at the vampire's words, but stayed by the door.

"Uh... where did you three come from?"

"Nosgoth, of course," Raziel informed her, turning back to the television.

"Yeah, I figured that part out," Syvia murmured. "And as," she searched for the correct word, "delighted as I am that you've come to... visit-" Oh please God, tell me they won't be staying long, she thought fervently, "how did you get here, and why are you here?"

"We came through a Time Streaming Chamber, courtesy of my humble self," Mobius smiled. Syvia shivered in disgust. "We only wanted to play your lovely little video games and-"

"Mobius-" Raziel interrupted in scathing tones, "she's played the games. She knows about your act. You can drop it now- before you make me vomit," he added tersely.

"As if you had anything to vomit," Kain put in, smirking.

Raziel turned to him with narrowed eyes. "Can we leave off the stomach jokes until after Blood Omen, please?" Kain only chuckled darkly.

Syvia, smiling just a bit, wandered in. Keeping her eyes on the visitors at all times, she pulled her computer chair away from her desk and lowered herself into it. She sat there nervously, her eyes flickering to the T.V., then to the trio on her couch, then to the T.V.-

"I don't bite, you know," Kain murmured, smirking.

Raziel laughed harshly. "Well we all know that's a lie." Kain rolled his eyes in annoyance and turned to his dead- now twice dead- son.

"What is your problem?" he asked the Soul Reaver. Mobius, seeing Kain distracted, slipped the controller out of the Vampire Lord's hand and started playing the game.

"My problem?" Raziel repeated. "My problem?! I have several!!! Crystal Dynamics creates two games about me, both of which should have been longer, Eidos keeps pushing back the release dates of all our games, by the end of SR2 I realize that my human self was a bastard, my vampire self wasn't much better- I'm left in contemplation of my impending future as a sword, wielded by you I might add. Not the most joyous of thoughts, and-"

Mobius, still watching the television, began a mocking temper-tantrum. "Wahhhhh, I'm going to be imprisoned in a sword for the rest of my existence- I was moronic sword-swinger in my human life, a boot-licker in my vampire life, a I'm a whiny little baby in this one." Kain began to laugh, Syvia tried desperately to stifle her giggles, and if looks could kill, Mobius would have been struck dead a dozen times over.

The Raziel rushed the Time Streamer, his talons at Mobius' throat, pinning him against the wall. Mobius held on to the Playstation controller for a second too long, and the taunt cord jerked the system from its resting place, causing the disk to skip.

That did it.

Syvia surged up from her chair and pried Raziel off of the sorcerer, who gratefully refilled his lungs.

"Look, buddy- fan girl I may be, but that damn thing cost me three hundred dollars." Syvia got up in Raziel's face, poking the cold, lifeless blue flesh of his chest angrily. "So if you want to play it, sit down, shut up, and no more fighting!" Then she suddenly remembered who she was talking to. Syvia's eyes widened. Her gaze moved to Kain and Mobius, who looked amused and shocked, respectively. Raziel was looking at her, too bewildered to be annoyed. Okay girl, Syvia thought to herself, you've put your foot in it, but you can't back down now.

"Or if you feel the need to fight," she said, keeping her voice stern, "do it out of the game room."

Raziel looked at Kain and Mobius, then back at Syvia. "Fine," he agreed amiably, sitting back down.

"So-" Kain said, changing the subject, "is it broken?" Syvia knelt on the floor, making an effort to keep from shaking, and checked the Playstation 2 over. Finding that it was in tact, she reset the game and reclaimed her chair. Kain took up the controller again and they watched the introduction in silence.

Syvia chanced a look at Raziel and found him watching her. "What?" she asked apprehensively.

"You say you're a fan girl?" he asked, a smirk in his voice.

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Oh! Next time I promise I'll get into actual dialogue from the game! ^_^ R&R please!