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Off air chapter and more ^____^
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RADIO STATION
Sichu: *demented stalker voice* Welcome Hiei, sit down, take a load off, talk to me.
Hiei: . What happened to Koto?
Sichu: She was. permanently fired from her l. I mean her job. I'm her replacement, Sichu.
Hiei: Leave me alone.
Sichu: I think she liked you, I couldn't have that.
Hiei: She was over friendly but never interested, plus I didn't like her.
Sichu: I like to hear that, now it you raise your hands up, I'm going to handcuff you to that metal bar.
Hiei: Screw you new girl, work the phones!
Sichu: Only if you watch. *ringing sound* Let me get that.
Person on phone: New girl, we're ready.
Sichu: For?
PoP: For Hiei to come in for the meeting.
Sichu: I'm sorry he isn't available.
PoP: We have a camera in the lounge area, we clearly see him.
Sichu: Damn it! Fine! *hangs up phone*
Hiei: When is the meeting going to start, I'm getting angry!
Sichu: They'll see you now!
Hiei: It's about fucking time! *walks to door and opens it*
Big 5: Welcome Hiei. Grab a seat and maybe a bottle of beer?
Hiei: .
Big 5: Hahaha, of course we're not going to give you beer, it's actually root beer!
Hiei: Hn!
Big 5: We came here to discuss something to you Hiei.
Hiei: Speak! Big 5: Well we're not dogs, Hiei. You'll have to ask kindly. Ginger Snap?
Hiei: .
Big 5: Well *Sichu interrupts*
Sichu: Hello boss' but Hiei has a phone call.
Big 5: We'll take it here.
Sichu: They say they'll only talk to him in the louge.
Big 5: YOU'RE FIRED!
Sichu: You haven't seen the last of me fools! Hiei, I'll make you mine on of these days! *leaves*
Big 5: So back on track Hiei. We found bigger ratings this past week for having guest stars on your show that are famous.
Hiei: So.
Big 5: We have something else for you to do on your show.
Hiei: .
Big 5: Don't be so silent, we want your opinion.
Hiei: You haven't told me what it is.
Big 5: Yes we know, have some caramel popcorn.
Hiei: Can we hurry; I've got things to do.
Big 5: Alright, we want you to have a contest each day for promoting business or products from famous people who are promoting their music or movies or porn.
Hiei: That's doesn't seem too bad. but I hate the idea!
Big 5: We seem to love the idea and it will bring in more viewers during the show. BWAHAHA!
Hiei: If we are done here, I need to buy some socks at the local Target; they're having a sale there.
Big 5: Well it's effective as now, next show you will be giving out prizes.
Hiei: *walks out*
AT TARGET
Hiei: Can you point me to that damn sock area; I've been searching for the last hour in this damn store!
Juri: Sir, have you shopped at a Target before?
Hiei: NEVER!
Juri: Well sir, if you only follow the signs, you'll find them in the men's clothing area, which is at the end right corner of the store near the shoes area.
Hiei: Oh that place.
Juri: Yes, if you need any more help, find someone that works where, we all wear red shirts.
Hiei: Piss off. *walks over to the men's clothing area*
Mysterious Man in Sunglasses: *talking to self* Which pair should I get? Oh come on, it's only for my pajamas!
Hiei: *talking to self* Which pair should I get? Oh come on, it's only for my socks! The Hanes or Fruit of the Looms!
Mysterious Man in Sunglasses: *still talking to self* Now that I have this pair of Sugar Daddy candy pajamas I just need some boxers.
Hiei: *still talking to self* Should I get the gray and white socks or the ones with the red strip by the toes? If it were only easy!!! Maybe Hanes has better quality.
Mysterious Man in Sunglasses: *Once again talking to self* Should I get a package of three boxers or buy three separate pairs of boxers?
Hiei: *Once again talking to self* Red strips!!! That's it!!
Mysterious Man in Sunglasses: *Once again and still talking to self* Silk or regular fabric. Red or white? Packaged or separate? Oh I don't know!
Hiei: *Once again and still talking to self* WHAT, they have sizes!!!!! Small or medium. LARGE!!!!!!!!
Mysterious Man in Sunglasses: *Once again thinking to self still but hardly* Silk has a nice feel on my skin and is sexy and the cotton ones are normal both have buttons on them to keep.
Hiei: *Once again thinking to self still but hardly* I have these sized shoes; then I get small! Time to look at shirts. *turns to the direction of the Mysterious Man in Sunglasses*
Mysterious Man in Sunglasses: *Pondering, Thinking, Wondering* Silk red boxers, it goes with my hair! Now I need to go to the shoe area.*Turns over to walk toward Hiei*
Mysterious Man in Sunglasses/Hiei: *don't see each other because they are concentrating on their items they are going to purchase* . *CRASH!*
Mysterious Man in Sunglasses: I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to.
Hiei: Huh.
Mysterious Man in Glasses: *feels a great attraction to Hiei*
Hiei: Watch where you're going! *looks at Mysterious Man in Glasses and feels a great attraction to him*
Mysterious Man in Glasses: I, I should get off of you.
Hiei: ..yes.
Mysterious Man in Glasses: *takes glasses off* Hello I'm Kurama.
Hiei: Hiei.
Kurama: Let me help you with your stuff.
Hiei: No I got it, don't touch my stuff!
Kurama: Sorry, I. Do you recognize me?
Hiei: What in the hell is that suppose to mean?
Kurama: You don't know? How refreshing that you don't know!!!
Hiei: And I'm Hiei Love the Hour of Love with Hiei Love extraordinaire, HA!
Kurama: Really?
Hiei: .
Kurama: Are you?
Hiei: What? I don't have time to talk to you.
Kurama: Wait!
Hiei: *leaves*
Kurama: *thinks to self* He is cute and I like him, I feel drawn to him* Wait!!! *Drops everything and runs over to Hiei and Kisses him*
~^~^~^~^~^~^~ diamonddustx: So there you go, Kurama has entered the Target building! Please Review! I hope you enjoyed the chapter; I am still taking love questions for Hiei, so send them in!
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Off air chapter and more ^____^
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RADIO STATION
Sichu: *demented stalker voice* Welcome Hiei, sit down, take a load off, talk to me.
Hiei: . What happened to Koto?
Sichu: She was. permanently fired from her l. I mean her job. I'm her replacement, Sichu.
Hiei: Leave me alone.
Sichu: I think she liked you, I couldn't have that.
Hiei: She was over friendly but never interested, plus I didn't like her.
Sichu: I like to hear that, now it you raise your hands up, I'm going to handcuff you to that metal bar.
Hiei: Screw you new girl, work the phones!
Sichu: Only if you watch. *ringing sound* Let me get that.
Person on phone: New girl, we're ready.
Sichu: For?
PoP: For Hiei to come in for the meeting.
Sichu: I'm sorry he isn't available.
PoP: We have a camera in the lounge area, we clearly see him.
Sichu: Damn it! Fine! *hangs up phone*
Hiei: When is the meeting going to start, I'm getting angry!
Sichu: They'll see you now!
Hiei: It's about fucking time! *walks to door and opens it*
Big 5: Welcome Hiei. Grab a seat and maybe a bottle of beer?
Hiei: .
Big 5: Hahaha, of course we're not going to give you beer, it's actually root beer!
Hiei: Hn!
Big 5: We came here to discuss something to you Hiei.
Hiei: Speak! Big 5: Well we're not dogs, Hiei. You'll have to ask kindly. Ginger Snap?
Hiei: .
Big 5: Well *Sichu interrupts*
Sichu: Hello boss' but Hiei has a phone call.
Big 5: We'll take it here.
Sichu: They say they'll only talk to him in the louge.
Big 5: YOU'RE FIRED!
Sichu: You haven't seen the last of me fools! Hiei, I'll make you mine on of these days! *leaves*
Big 5: So back on track Hiei. We found bigger ratings this past week for having guest stars on your show that are famous.
Hiei: So.
Big 5: We have something else for you to do on your show.
Hiei: .
Big 5: Don't be so silent, we want your opinion.
Hiei: You haven't told me what it is.
Big 5: Yes we know, have some caramel popcorn.
Hiei: Can we hurry; I've got things to do.
Big 5: Alright, we want you to have a contest each day for promoting business or products from famous people who are promoting their music or movies or porn.
Hiei: That's doesn't seem too bad. but I hate the idea!
Big 5: We seem to love the idea and it will bring in more viewers during the show. BWAHAHA!
Hiei: If we are done here, I need to buy some socks at the local Target; they're having a sale there.
Big 5: Well it's effective as now, next show you will be giving out prizes.
Hiei: *walks out*
AT TARGET
Hiei: Can you point me to that damn sock area; I've been searching for the last hour in this damn store!
Juri: Sir, have you shopped at a Target before?
Hiei: NEVER!
Juri: Well sir, if you only follow the signs, you'll find them in the men's clothing area, which is at the end right corner of the store near the shoes area.
Hiei: Oh that place.
Juri: Yes, if you need any more help, find someone that works where, we all wear red shirts.
Hiei: Piss off. *walks over to the men's clothing area*
Mysterious Man in Sunglasses: *talking to self* Which pair should I get? Oh come on, it's only for my pajamas!
Hiei: *talking to self* Which pair should I get? Oh come on, it's only for my socks! The Hanes or Fruit of the Looms!
Mysterious Man in Sunglasses: *still talking to self* Now that I have this pair of Sugar Daddy candy pajamas I just need some boxers.
Hiei: *still talking to self* Should I get the gray and white socks or the ones with the red strip by the toes? If it were only easy!!! Maybe Hanes has better quality.
Mysterious Man in Sunglasses: *Once again talking to self* Should I get a package of three boxers or buy three separate pairs of boxers?
Hiei: *Once again talking to self* Red strips!!! That's it!!
Mysterious Man in Sunglasses: *Once again and still talking to self* Silk or regular fabric. Red or white? Packaged or separate? Oh I don't know!
Hiei: *Once again and still talking to self* WHAT, they have sizes!!!!! Small or medium. LARGE!!!!!!!!
Mysterious Man in Sunglasses: *Once again thinking to self still but hardly* Silk has a nice feel on my skin and is sexy and the cotton ones are normal both have buttons on them to keep.
Hiei: *Once again thinking to self still but hardly* I have these sized shoes; then I get small! Time to look at shirts. *turns to the direction of the Mysterious Man in Sunglasses*
Mysterious Man in Sunglasses: *Pondering, Thinking, Wondering* Silk red boxers, it goes with my hair! Now I need to go to the shoe area.*Turns over to walk toward Hiei*
Mysterious Man in Sunglasses/Hiei: *don't see each other because they are concentrating on their items they are going to purchase* . *CRASH!*
Mysterious Man in Sunglasses: I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to.
Hiei: Huh.
Mysterious Man in Glasses: *feels a great attraction to Hiei*
Hiei: Watch where you're going! *looks at Mysterious Man in Glasses and feels a great attraction to him*
Mysterious Man in Glasses: I, I should get off of you.
Hiei: ..yes.
Mysterious Man in Glasses: *takes glasses off* Hello I'm Kurama.
Hiei: Hiei.
Kurama: Let me help you with your stuff.
Hiei: No I got it, don't touch my stuff!
Kurama: Sorry, I. Do you recognize me?
Hiei: What in the hell is that suppose to mean?
Kurama: You don't know? How refreshing that you don't know!!!
Hiei: And I'm Hiei Love the Hour of Love with Hiei Love extraordinaire, HA!
Kurama: Really?
Hiei: .
Kurama: Are you?
Hiei: What? I don't have time to talk to you.
Kurama: Wait!
Hiei: *leaves*
Kurama: *thinks to self* He is cute and I like him, I feel drawn to him* Wait!!! *Drops everything and runs over to Hiei and Kisses him*
~^~^~^~^~^~^~ diamonddustx: So there you go, Kurama has entered the Target building! Please Review! I hope you enjoyed the chapter; I am still taking love questions for Hiei, so send them in!