Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or Ryo and Dee from FAKE.
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Don't take Hiei Love's advice even though it's light this chapter. Hiei is a little OOC this chapter.
~Radio Commercial~
New on demand, a grand new refreshment that is all natural! Bloody water! Taste the sensation of Bloody water, contains ninety-nine percent of water and ten percent cow's blood. Healthy and efficient source of nutrients, and all sterile, everyone will like it! For limited time only, get Bloody water with celebrity blood, everything a collector needs to complete any of their collections. So buy as many as you can and see if you get one special bottle of Bloody water with celebrity blood in it! Available now, Tom Cruise! Chances of getting on with celebrity blood is one in two thousand vials! Also send go to the website to see the information of getting your own pendant to put that special celebrity's blood in it so he or she will be with you no matter where you go!
Girl: I'll trade you a Britney Spears for a Julia Roberts!
~End of Radio Commercial~
Announcement: Kick your butt and cry for mercy! It's the show your parents dare to listen to at night! Hour of Love with Hiei Love on The Yu at ninety- nine point nine. Look out kids, Hiei Love. he might turn your mother on. sexually!!!
Hiei: Welcome to the unimproved show that you like to call Hour of Love. with your host. me! Near the end of the show I will be asking for caller number seven.
Ryo: Hello? I'm here too!
Hiei: Oh yeah, co-host, Ryo. say hello.
Ryo: Hello.
Hiei: Not you, you idiot!
Ryo: .
Hiei: So you star in a live action sitcom show about two cops?
Ryo: Well you see.
Hiei: That's nice, moving on!
Ryo: AH.. Um okay.
Hiei: We'll listen to a couple of songs before taking callers.
*Cosmic Love by Nanase Aikawa starts*
*Cosmic Love ends*
*Automatic by Utada Hikaru starts*
*Automatic ends*
Hiei: We're back.
Girl: Hello? Am I on the air?
Hiei: What do you think huh?
Girl: Right!
Hiei: HN!
Girl: "If I found out my boyfriend was seeing someone else behind by back and I'm also seeing the same girl behind HIS back . . . what should I do to avoid stabbing him in the back? And I don't mean with a knife. Should I continue seeing her? Or should I continue seeing him who's seeing her? Or should I stop seeing them both because they're both cheating on me?"
Hiei: . What is the problem? You're cheating on them yourself! Your cheating on your boyfriend who is cheating on you with this girl who is cheating on you with him who you're having a relationship with as well!
Girl: What should I do though?
Hiei: *pregnant silence* Dump your limp body over a bridge and into that ocean!
Girl: My body is limp!
Ryo: I think what he is saying is that you need to wake up and smell the coffee.
Hiei: .
Ryo: Perhaps we should tackle the next caller?
Person: "...I have this crush on the leader of the reki tenti (can't spell it)...and...um...I was wondering...how do I tell him?"
Hiei: Serenade him with poems, songs, chocolate in boxes and flowers. Wait, what am I saying??
Ryo: You're giving the person advice, remember?
Hiei: Die will you!
Ryo: I AM NOT GAY!!!
Hiei: Who said you where?
Ryo: I didn't say a thing!!! Honest, Dee and I aren't in a relationship!
Hiei: Who's Dee?
Ryo: My partner!!!
Hiei: And you.
Ryo: We have SEX. wait!!! NO NO NO!!!!!!
Person: Ummm hello?
Hiei: Oh yes you, you're on the line still. Someone get this person off the phone!!!
Person: But my help, you where going to help me?
Hiei: Oh yeah, send in to the circus for a show and push him into the ring before the elephant walks by! And remember to tune into The Yu at ninety- nine point nine! Next caller.
???: HOW DARE YOU!!!
Ryo: Huh?
Hiei: Hn. What?
Ryo: You're on the air you can speak!
Dee: So you deny that you're in a relationship with me?
Ryo: DEE!!!
Dee: I give you my body, my heart and you treat me like shit! *You can hear Bikky laughing hysterically at Dee*
Hiei: *caring voice* You need to admit to yourself Ryo that your in a relationship and that you love this person on the line.
Dee: It's Dee!
Ryo: I can't, I'm too shy.
Hiei: I'll BEAT it out of you!!!
Ryo: I'm sorry Dee.
Dee: Do you love me?
Ryo: Yes!!!! I must go and leave from your show Hiei Love, because I'm in love and GAY!!!!
Hiei: Good!!! It is about time! Caller nine!!
Kenshin: Am I caller number one that I am?
Hiei: Sorry next time!
Belldandy: I'll grant you on wish if I am caller number nine!
Hiei: No.
Yusuke: Hey Hiei!
Hiei: NO!!!!
(SIX CALLERS LATER)
Hiei: You're caller number nine!
Raenef: YES, YES!!! What do I win exactly? (?O_O?) Hiei: You win a dictionary complete with a thesaurus and a grammar guide!
Raenef: How dare YOU mock me, vermin?!!
Hiei: Congrats on winning and now you'll be able to spell 'become' and 'mighty' right!!!
~Radio Commercial~
He was taking his brother to a school event. The next thing he remembers was the crash... The sight that he saw afterward as he looked at the passenger side. His brother had been violently flung threw the windshield of the car and ran over by a semi truck because he didn't wear a seat belt. On a road side study, six out of six people where in the influence of Coca- Cola.
~End of Commercial~
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Don't take Hiei Love's advice even though it's light this chapter. Hiei is a little OOC this chapter.
~Radio Commercial~
New on demand, a grand new refreshment that is all natural! Bloody water! Taste the sensation of Bloody water, contains ninety-nine percent of water and ten percent cow's blood. Healthy and efficient source of nutrients, and all sterile, everyone will like it! For limited time only, get Bloody water with celebrity blood, everything a collector needs to complete any of their collections. So buy as many as you can and see if you get one special bottle of Bloody water with celebrity blood in it! Available now, Tom Cruise! Chances of getting on with celebrity blood is one in two thousand vials! Also send go to the website to see the information of getting your own pendant to put that special celebrity's blood in it so he or she will be with you no matter where you go!
Girl: I'll trade you a Britney Spears for a Julia Roberts!
~End of Radio Commercial~
Announcement: Kick your butt and cry for mercy! It's the show your parents dare to listen to at night! Hour of Love with Hiei Love on The Yu at ninety- nine point nine. Look out kids, Hiei Love. he might turn your mother on. sexually!!!
Hiei: Welcome to the unimproved show that you like to call Hour of Love. with your host. me! Near the end of the show I will be asking for caller number seven.
Ryo: Hello? I'm here too!
Hiei: Oh yeah, co-host, Ryo. say hello.
Ryo: Hello.
Hiei: Not you, you idiot!
Ryo: .
Hiei: So you star in a live action sitcom show about two cops?
Ryo: Well you see.
Hiei: That's nice, moving on!
Ryo: AH.. Um okay.
Hiei: We'll listen to a couple of songs before taking callers.
*Cosmic Love by Nanase Aikawa starts*
*Cosmic Love ends*
*Automatic by Utada Hikaru starts*
*Automatic ends*
Hiei: We're back.
Girl: Hello? Am I on the air?
Hiei: What do you think huh?
Girl: Right!
Hiei: HN!
Girl: "If I found out my boyfriend was seeing someone else behind by back and I'm also seeing the same girl behind HIS back . . . what should I do to avoid stabbing him in the back? And I don't mean with a knife. Should I continue seeing her? Or should I continue seeing him who's seeing her? Or should I stop seeing them both because they're both cheating on me?"
Hiei: . What is the problem? You're cheating on them yourself! Your cheating on your boyfriend who is cheating on you with this girl who is cheating on you with him who you're having a relationship with as well!
Girl: What should I do though?
Hiei: *pregnant silence* Dump your limp body over a bridge and into that ocean!
Girl: My body is limp!
Ryo: I think what he is saying is that you need to wake up and smell the coffee.
Hiei: .
Ryo: Perhaps we should tackle the next caller?
Person: "...I have this crush on the leader of the reki tenti (can't spell it)...and...um...I was wondering...how do I tell him?"
Hiei: Serenade him with poems, songs, chocolate in boxes and flowers. Wait, what am I saying??
Ryo: You're giving the person advice, remember?
Hiei: Die will you!
Ryo: I AM NOT GAY!!!
Hiei: Who said you where?
Ryo: I didn't say a thing!!! Honest, Dee and I aren't in a relationship!
Hiei: Who's Dee?
Ryo: My partner!!!
Hiei: And you.
Ryo: We have SEX. wait!!! NO NO NO!!!!!!
Person: Ummm hello?
Hiei: Oh yes you, you're on the line still. Someone get this person off the phone!!!
Person: But my help, you where going to help me?
Hiei: Oh yeah, send in to the circus for a show and push him into the ring before the elephant walks by! And remember to tune into The Yu at ninety- nine point nine! Next caller.
???: HOW DARE YOU!!!
Ryo: Huh?
Hiei: Hn. What?
Ryo: You're on the air you can speak!
Dee: So you deny that you're in a relationship with me?
Ryo: DEE!!!
Dee: I give you my body, my heart and you treat me like shit! *You can hear Bikky laughing hysterically at Dee*
Hiei: *caring voice* You need to admit to yourself Ryo that your in a relationship and that you love this person on the line.
Dee: It's Dee!
Ryo: I can't, I'm too shy.
Hiei: I'll BEAT it out of you!!!
Ryo: I'm sorry Dee.
Dee: Do you love me?
Ryo: Yes!!!! I must go and leave from your show Hiei Love, because I'm in love and GAY!!!!
Hiei: Good!!! It is about time! Caller nine!!
Kenshin: Am I caller number one that I am?
Hiei: Sorry next time!
Belldandy: I'll grant you on wish if I am caller number nine!
Hiei: No.
Yusuke: Hey Hiei!
Hiei: NO!!!!
(SIX CALLERS LATER)
Hiei: You're caller number nine!
Raenef: YES, YES!!! What do I win exactly? (?O_O?) Hiei: You win a dictionary complete with a thesaurus and a grammar guide!
Raenef: How dare YOU mock me, vermin?!!
Hiei: Congrats on winning and now you'll be able to spell 'become' and 'mighty' right!!!
~Radio Commercial~
He was taking his brother to a school event. The next thing he remembers was the crash... The sight that he saw afterward as he looked at the passenger side. His brother had been violently flung threw the windshield of the car and ran over by a semi truck because he didn't wear a seat belt. On a road side study, six out of six people where in the influence of Coca- Cola.
~End of Commercial~