Disclaimer: I don't own it, I swear or the anime characters that show up as
callers or guest stars!!! Remember Hiei is OOC for good reasons as you will
find out soon ^___^
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Don't take Hiei Love's advice, none of it got it! ^_^ Sorry for the late update, I've been house sitting and that hasn't giving me the time to write. ;_;
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~Radio Commercial~
*Goes with Christina Aguilera's Fighter song*
Well I thought this could work, thinking you could do the job Guess I, I couldn't get it with scrubbing with those bubbles Cause I've had enough You were some how by my side, always there for who knows But your days here just came down in flames cause your method only seems a shame
(mmmhmmm) After all of the times and despair you probably don't work I hold resentment for you!!! Oh yes, uh huh, oh yeah, I'm right Cause if it was the orange aroma clean lies, I should've known Just how dependable you weren't for me So I woke up and realized Cause it
Makes me that much brighter Made me work a little too hard It makes me incredibly happy So thanks for all the things you couldn't do Made me learn and go to Wal-Mart Made me go to the cleaning isle Makes me that much smarter So thanks for nothing, bought some Clorox
Man: Don't fall for any other bathroom cleaning lies; go with Clorox, the obvious choice! Christina chooses Clorox and you should too!
~End of Radio Commercial~
Announcement: (Clip from song) He comes from a foreign place, an island far away, (Woman's voice) Oh, he's just so exotic and erotic and heroic. That's why you tune into The Yu at ninety-nine point nine because of Hour of Love with Hiei love. (Clip from song) Oh, it's so hot, and I need some air. Oh boy, don't stop 'cos I'm halfway there. Hiei Love he isn't your typical singing pole dancing stripper!
Hiei: Welcome all my wonderful viewers. I mean, wait! *pregnant pause* . *Deep stalker voice* Hello. this is Hour of Love with Hiei Love and I am your host Hiei Love. Tonight is a special night like every night that you the viewers get advice from me, Hiei Love. Wait, what the hell am I saying!!?!!
Keitaro: Hello everyone. I'll be the guest host!! Hiei: That's my job loser!!! I can see it all over your face! You're a pervert!
Keitaro: Nooo!!!!
Hiei: Just like in your show.
Keitaro: I don't mean to fall out of trees and land on the fence where the back yard hot springs are and stare at the naked women!!
Hiei: There you go, that's plain evidence against yourself!
Keitaro: Uh. Uh. THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL!!!
Hiei: Shut up, you are scaring the viewers into a deep depression! Here is a song.
*Love by Kelly Chen starts*
*Love ends*
Hiei: Welcome back. So we'll take a caller before the show gets boring. Caller you are on the air.
Kagome: "I have a question."
Hiei: Sure, go ahead. Wait. that's obvious if you are calling!
Kagome: "I like this boy who's my friend but he acts as if I don't exist. What do I do?"
Hiei: Animishly speaking. Is he perhaps stuck up on a dead chick?
Kagome: Well yeah, they where in love before this one guy.
Hiei: How sad. Well you need to be the dominate one and tell him how you feel! You should ask him out! Or just waste in that puddle of regret you are building up.
Kagome: Thanks Hiei Love!
Hiei: Don't mention it!
Keitaro: You know, listening to your older shows, you know what I mean, you are acting differently lately.
Hiei: And you are a pervert, what's new? Next caller!
Caller: "If someone of the same sex likes you and they keep hitting on you, and you think you're starting to be attracted to them, is it love or are they just rubbing off on you?"
Hiei: Well I think you are falling for that person. It is similar to when you fall for a close friend, at first you were just friends but the more you hanged out together, talked or whatever, you slowly began to feel something more than just on a friendship basis. It's natural, it happens.
Caller: Wow Hiei, you must be like that Dr. Phil!
Hiei: HN!
Keitaro: strange I told you.
Hiei: .
Caller: But is it okay?
Hiei: What do you mean?
Caller: Acceptable?
Hiei: Of course it is, we are in the two thousands now, not the eighteen hundreds! You have to be true to yourself.
Caller: I think you are right, thanks!
Hiei: I am starting to act different.
Keitaro: Told you so!
Hiei: HN! .
Caller 2: I think I have fallen out of love with my girlfriend, I don't know what to do.
Hiei: Well how are things with both of you?
Caller 2: Well it is kinda rough.
Hiei: Well I need more information to help you.
Caller 2: Well it's been rough for a while now, we argue a lot.
Hiei: *unenthused* The bed situation?
Caller 2: Huh?
Hiei: .
Caller 2: OH! Not active.
Hiei: Well you need to have a talk, tell her how you feel, hear out what she has to say, let her say things that are bothering her too and so fourth. Communication is key in a relationship!
Caller 2: I know that.
Hiei: Have you exercised it?
Caller 2: Of course I talk to her.
Hiei: You can always go into your garage, into your car, close all the windows and junk and gas yourself to death. Works like a charm!
Keitaro: Ummm Hiei Love?
Hiei: Shut your mouth pervert. We'll listen to a couple of soon to be classic love songs and then to a commercial break.
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ diamonddustx: Hope you enjoyed that chapter. Two chapters left! Please Review.
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Don't take Hiei Love's advice, none of it got it! ^_^ Sorry for the late update, I've been house sitting and that hasn't giving me the time to write. ;_;
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~Radio Commercial~
*Goes with Christina Aguilera's Fighter song*
Well I thought this could work, thinking you could do the job Guess I, I couldn't get it with scrubbing with those bubbles Cause I've had enough You were some how by my side, always there for who knows But your days here just came down in flames cause your method only seems a shame
(mmmhmmm) After all of the times and despair you probably don't work I hold resentment for you!!! Oh yes, uh huh, oh yeah, I'm right Cause if it was the orange aroma clean lies, I should've known Just how dependable you weren't for me So I woke up and realized Cause it
Makes me that much brighter Made me work a little too hard It makes me incredibly happy So thanks for all the things you couldn't do Made me learn and go to Wal-Mart Made me go to the cleaning isle Makes me that much smarter So thanks for nothing, bought some Clorox
Man: Don't fall for any other bathroom cleaning lies; go with Clorox, the obvious choice! Christina chooses Clorox and you should too!
~End of Radio Commercial~
Announcement: (Clip from song) He comes from a foreign place, an island far away, (Woman's voice) Oh, he's just so exotic and erotic and heroic. That's why you tune into The Yu at ninety-nine point nine because of Hour of Love with Hiei love. (Clip from song) Oh, it's so hot, and I need some air. Oh boy, don't stop 'cos I'm halfway there. Hiei Love he isn't your typical singing pole dancing stripper!
Hiei: Welcome all my wonderful viewers. I mean, wait! *pregnant pause* . *Deep stalker voice* Hello. this is Hour of Love with Hiei Love and I am your host Hiei Love. Tonight is a special night like every night that you the viewers get advice from me, Hiei Love. Wait, what the hell am I saying!!?!!
Keitaro: Hello everyone. I'll be the guest host!! Hiei: That's my job loser!!! I can see it all over your face! You're a pervert!
Keitaro: Nooo!!!!
Hiei: Just like in your show.
Keitaro: I don't mean to fall out of trees and land on the fence where the back yard hot springs are and stare at the naked women!!
Hiei: There you go, that's plain evidence against yourself!
Keitaro: Uh. Uh. THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL!!!
Hiei: Shut up, you are scaring the viewers into a deep depression! Here is a song.
*Love by Kelly Chen starts*
*Love ends*
Hiei: Welcome back. So we'll take a caller before the show gets boring. Caller you are on the air.
Kagome: "I have a question."
Hiei: Sure, go ahead. Wait. that's obvious if you are calling!
Kagome: "I like this boy who's my friend but he acts as if I don't exist. What do I do?"
Hiei: Animishly speaking. Is he perhaps stuck up on a dead chick?
Kagome: Well yeah, they where in love before this one guy.
Hiei: How sad. Well you need to be the dominate one and tell him how you feel! You should ask him out! Or just waste in that puddle of regret you are building up.
Kagome: Thanks Hiei Love!
Hiei: Don't mention it!
Keitaro: You know, listening to your older shows, you know what I mean, you are acting differently lately.
Hiei: And you are a pervert, what's new? Next caller!
Caller: "If someone of the same sex likes you and they keep hitting on you, and you think you're starting to be attracted to them, is it love or are they just rubbing off on you?"
Hiei: Well I think you are falling for that person. It is similar to when you fall for a close friend, at first you were just friends but the more you hanged out together, talked or whatever, you slowly began to feel something more than just on a friendship basis. It's natural, it happens.
Caller: Wow Hiei, you must be like that Dr. Phil!
Hiei: HN!
Keitaro: strange I told you.
Hiei: .
Caller: But is it okay?
Hiei: What do you mean?
Caller: Acceptable?
Hiei: Of course it is, we are in the two thousands now, not the eighteen hundreds! You have to be true to yourself.
Caller: I think you are right, thanks!
Hiei: I am starting to act different.
Keitaro: Told you so!
Hiei: HN! .
Caller 2: I think I have fallen out of love with my girlfriend, I don't know what to do.
Hiei: Well how are things with both of you?
Caller 2: Well it is kinda rough.
Hiei: Well I need more information to help you.
Caller 2: Well it's been rough for a while now, we argue a lot.
Hiei: *unenthused* The bed situation?
Caller 2: Huh?
Hiei: .
Caller 2: OH! Not active.
Hiei: Well you need to have a talk, tell her how you feel, hear out what she has to say, let her say things that are bothering her too and so fourth. Communication is key in a relationship!
Caller 2: I know that.
Hiei: Have you exercised it?
Caller 2: Of course I talk to her.
Hiei: You can always go into your garage, into your car, close all the windows and junk and gas yourself to death. Works like a charm!
Keitaro: Ummm Hiei Love?
Hiei: Shut your mouth pervert. We'll listen to a couple of soon to be classic love songs and then to a commercial break.
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ diamonddustx: Hope you enjoyed that chapter. Two chapters left! Please Review.