Disclaimer: Do you think I own Hiei or Kurama? Me neither.
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I have prepared you all for Hiei's OOC and you still think it is weird or something along that lines. *sigh* It's obvious alright!!! As I said you will find out if you haven't. yeesh. An off air chapter. Complete nonsense, be prepared. Get some popcorn! ^_^
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HIEI'S BEDROOM
(Alarm has been ringing loud, deathly loud)
Hiei: *Grabs katana and destroys the alarm clock, still asleep*
Alarm clock: *The ringing sound is fading away with each ring*
Hiei: *Opens eyes and is half awake* Hn. That's the tenth on this week!!!
(Phone rings)
Hiei: What time is it damns it.? I just woke up!!! *Gets up and jumps to the other side of the bed to his desk where his telephone lives*
Man Over Phone: Hello, I'm with PB&J and I just wanted to tell you about.
Hiei: Do you realize how early it is in the morning!!
Man Over Phone: Sir, it is two, twenty-two in the afternoon. *cough cough* Back on my subject, we have special rates.
Hiei: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I'm late all because of your worthless pathetic idiotic, I'm sorry; I shouldn't have said that.
MOP: Ma'am, you must have cancer to think this is the morning; those leukemia treatments are the worse.
Hiei: I'm late, can't you understand, I have a date!
MOP: A date with the one and only BEST telephone communications PB&J!
Hiei: Can't you hang up the phone, I said I'm LATE!!! *roar*
MOP: Right now we have a special offer with special rates, with special.
Hiei: *throws phone over shoulder* I must take a shower and get dressed! *runs into the bathroom turning the shower on. (Thanks to half-a-vision this is only in half screen) .taking clothing off and jumping into the shower. (Because the height of Hiei and of half-a-vision you can only see Hiei's hair until he gets it wet and shampoos it) . within the shower, Hiei starts humming the song 'Wild Wind'*
FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER
MOP: *Still on the phone* And a special.
Hiei: Alright, what to wear.. Hn. Black, black or this black clothing. *picks the one pair of the identical clothing he picked out from his closet* FIVE MINUTES LATER
Hiei: Alright. *looks throughout house, everything seems to be fine, even the fish tank with fish floating on their side* Grab my keys and into my car! *leaves*
MOP: *Still on the phone not realizing Hiei threw the phone over his shoulder* Sir, with all these special.
OUTSIDE
Hiei: *walks over to car*
*Opens the door sitting in*
*Turns car on*
*Closes car door*
*Lets the car warm up*
*Still doesn't know how to drive correctly*
*Puts the radio on*
*Shifts car into reverse*
*Backs into the street*
*Is on the left side of the street*
*Is still in reverse*
*Driving now on the left side of the street*
*Changes radio station*
*Looks in the mirror on both sides of the car*
*Looks around in front*
*Looking in back of him now*
*Is driving in reverse*
*Still on the left side of the street*
*Only knows how to drive in reverse*
*People are honking at him*
*He doesn't seem to notice*
*Is turning toward the freeway*
*Only in reverse unlike normal people*
*Sees the sign for 'Freeway'*
*Turns on the ramp to get on the 'freeway'*
*Is on 'freeway'*
*Still in reverse*
*Forgot but puts seatbelt on*
*Driving seventy miles per hour*
*In reverse*
*Safely*
*Only in reverse*
*looks at the time on the clock*
*It's three thirty*
*Must meet with Kurama at five in the afternoon*
*It's a date*
*Can be seen excited for the date*
*Favorite song comes on radio*
*Is on a j-pop station*
*Makes him even more excited*
*Looks to the left*
*To the right*
*In front of him*
*Back to the back*
*Driving in only reverse*
*In high speeds of eighty miles per hour*
*Speed limit is eighty miles per hour*
*Still in reverse*
*People passing the car gives strange looks*
*Because he is in a good mood, he smirks at them*
*Driving like normal people.*
*Just in reverse unlike.*
*Normal people*
*Hiei is obviously special and not normal*
*Why*
*He drives in reverse*
*Is leaving the Freeway*
*On the ramp to the highway*
*Is now on highway*
*Red light*
*Stops*
*Green light*
*Goes*
*Looks to the left*
*Right*
*Front*
*Back to the back*
*One Word. Reverse*
*Spots a Target*
*Gets fond memories*
*Flash back*
*Located at chapter eleven*
*End of flash back*
*Finds an empty parking lot*
*Far in the back of the parking lot*
*Turns car off*
*Gets out of car*
*Walks toward Target*
TARGET
Hiei: *talks to self* I must buy another clock.
Juri: Welcome again valued costumer of Target. Would you like to apply for a Target card? Get ten percent off of your shopping today.
Hiei: No thank you.
Juri: You seem in a good mood and ten percent always makes people even MORE happier!
Hiei: No, I need the quickest way to the clock section of your store.
Juri: Let me call on of my associates here in Target to let them help you. *over walkie talkie* We need some help by the front of Target, a costumer needs help for the quickest way to the clock section.
Hiei: Is this going to take long, I have a date.
Juri: Yes it will sir.
Hiei: It will?
Juri: It won't take long sir, if you only calm down.
Hiei: I'll go and find one myself. *jumps in a cart thinking he can drive in it like those things he sees on the television for old senior citizens* FORWARD!
Juri: *blank stare*
Koto: *looks at Juri and gets disgusted* I heard you needed help.
Juri: Well he does. *points at Hiei*
Hiei: It. it is broken!
Koto: *blank stare* Hiei, what are you doing here?
Hiei: *looks at Koto* What are you doing here?
Koto: *looks at author then back at Hiei* The powers that be told me I still had a role to play here so I was called from the depths of the writer's discard pile and brought back as a target employee. I did die though.
Hiei: I need a clock!
Koto: I'll show you the way; after all it is my purpose now.
Hiei: Quickly, I have an important appointment to go to at five.
Koto: A date?
Hiei: Hn! How did you know?
Koto: Those powers that be I told you about.
Hiei: You need to stop watching television.
Koto: Oh in writer's discard pile, all you can watch are shows from the WB.
Hiei: Alarm clocks. back on subject please, I am in a rush.
Koto: For your date?
Hiei: .
Koto: Here we go, so you need a alarm clock, anything in specific. Like my name tag, it's metal!
Hiei: Wow, it's golden like.
Koto: I'm glad you like it, but it's just a plastic piece of crap.
Hiei: Oh.
Koto: Are you looking for cheap or expensive clocks?
Hiei: Alarm clocks, the best non breakable kind.
Koto: Well they all can break but this is electrical!
Hiei: So that is the best?
Koto: Oh, heh heh, they're all electrical or battery operated.
Hiei: I need on fast and now and I have a.
Koto: Date.
Hiei: Tell me which is better of DIE!
Koto: Well it's nice to know you aren't completely changed.
Hiei: .?
Koto: Well I think this will be best suited for you. It makes annoying chicken sounds to wake you up!
Hiei: And that is the best?
Koto: This is my purpose remember.
Hiei: Well thanks, I should pay and leave for my *looks around* date.
Koto: Have fun!
Hiei: *walks away*
Koto: *Stands by the clock isle still and the whole shelf falls on her, sending her to the writer's discard pile again* NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHECK OUT
Cashier At Front Entrance: Hello, did you find everything okay?
Hiei: Yes, just find, can we hurry.
Cashier At Front Entrance: This will only take a minute sir.
Hiei: Good.
CAFÉ: That will be nineteen dollars.
Hiei: Oh alright. Umm.
CAFÉ: Are you paying with cash or credit?
Hiei: I was getting to that. Here is my credit card. *hands to CAFÉ to swipe it in machine and pay for it*
CAFÉ: *Hands Hiei his credit card back*
Hiei: Thanks have a good evening *takes the alarm clock and leaves*
OUTSIDE
Hiei: *Is in parking lot*
*Walks away from Target*
*Spots car*
*It was simple*
*Since it was in the back of the parking lot*
*That was empty*
*Walks to car*
*Unlocks car, opening car door*
*Sits in, closes door*
*Turns car on*
*Turns the air conditioner on*
*It got hot in the car*
*Puts seatbelt on*
*Puts car in reverse*
*Looks left*
*Then right*
*Then in front*
*then back to the back*
*Still in reverse*
*He starts to drive*
*Gets out of parking lot*
*Is on highway*
*Light is green*
*He drives toward the 'freeway'*
*Looks at the time*
*It is four twenty-three*
*Hiei is very excited*
*He is going to be on his third date with Kurama*
*It's a big deal for Hiei*
*Remember. Reverse*
*Still getting strange looks*
*People are honking at him*
*Hiei doesn't seem to notice still*
*Doesn't know how to drive correctly*
*Obviously*
*He is special and not normal*
*Why*
*He drives in reverse*
*Gets on the ramp*
*Is on his way to the 'freeway'*
*Now on 'freeway'*
*Still in reverse*
*As always*
*Is speeding up*
*Now at seventy miles per hour*
*Speed limit is seventy miles per hour*
*In reversed*
RIGHT BEFORE FIVE O'CLOCK
Hiei: *drives in the drive way and parks the car turning it off* This is the address Kurama gave me.
*walks to the front door*
*Knocks on the door*
Kurama: *smiles* Welcome Hiei, it's nice to see you, oh and you even got dressed! *smiles even bigger*
Hiei: Hello.
Kurama: Hey.
Hiei: How are you tonight?
Kurama: I'm great and yourself.
Hiei: I'm good too.
Kurama: Make yourself at home, I'll be right back. Let me grab my coat and then we'll leave.
Hiei: Alright. *sits down on the couch in front of the fire place*
Kurama: *Doesn't follow the third date rule, he is a complete gentleman* Oh. he even made it before five, that's so nice. Alright, I'll grab my coat. *walks downstairs*
Hiei: *Thinking to self* This is a nice place, very cozy.
Kurama: I'm back Hiei, we can go now.
Hiei: Alright*
Kurama/Hiei: *leaves house*
OUTSIDE
Kurama: Why don't we take my car unless you'd like to drive?
Hiei: *looks at his car then Kurama's car* It doesn't matter.
Kurama: Alright, I'll drive then, come on in the car now.
Hiei: *opens door and gets in car* You have a nice home.
Kurama: Why thank you Hiei, I'm sure you do too. So off we go! *puts car in reverse and backs into the street*
Hiei: *feels comfortable in Kurama's car*
Kurama: So what did you do today? *puts the car in drive*
Hiei: *freaked out* Uh. I. I am good.
Kurama: Huh? Hiei: Oh, well I woke up late and a person called asking me about their phone company. Hn. Then I went to Target to buy an alarm clock.
Kurama: Sounds like a interesting day.
Hiei: What about your day?
Kurama: Well I woke up early and then I worked a bit and got ready for out date tonight. To tell you the truth I was nervous, I couldn't do much.
Hiei: You and me both, heh.
Kurama: I'm glad I wasn't the only one nervous.
Hiei: Yeah. So where are we going?
Kurama: It's a surprise; I think you'll like it.
Hiei: I hope so.
Kurama: Don't worry it won't bite. You know Hiei; you still haven't opened up all the way. You can be completely open with me about everything.
Hiei: Erm. Hn!
Kurama: It's okay Hiei.
Hiei: I've never been open before with people.
Kurama: We don't have to talk about it if you don't want to.
Hiei: . Well maybe some other time.
Kurama: Alright. *radio is softly playing* I love this song!
Hiei: You do?
Kurama: YEAH!
Hiei: Me too! It's my favorite.
Kurama: Mine too! *turns Wild Wind up louder*
Hiei: Heh.
Kurama: *smiling* We are almost there*
~^~^~^~^~^~^~ diamonddustx: Hope you enjoyed the chapter. Lots of non-sense I told ya!!!! And this was an extra chapter I wasn't going to be writing but my friend yugijouoh made a nice little point and I decided to write an extra chapter ^____^ Please Review. Thanks a bunch!!!!
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I have prepared you all for Hiei's OOC and you still think it is weird or something along that lines. *sigh* It's obvious alright!!! As I said you will find out if you haven't. yeesh. An off air chapter. Complete nonsense, be prepared. Get some popcorn! ^_^
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HIEI'S BEDROOM
(Alarm has been ringing loud, deathly loud)
Hiei: *Grabs katana and destroys the alarm clock, still asleep*
Alarm clock: *The ringing sound is fading away with each ring*
Hiei: *Opens eyes and is half awake* Hn. That's the tenth on this week!!!
(Phone rings)
Hiei: What time is it damns it.? I just woke up!!! *Gets up and jumps to the other side of the bed to his desk where his telephone lives*
Man Over Phone: Hello, I'm with PB&J and I just wanted to tell you about.
Hiei: Do you realize how early it is in the morning!!
Man Over Phone: Sir, it is two, twenty-two in the afternoon. *cough cough* Back on my subject, we have special rates.
Hiei: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I'm late all because of your worthless pathetic idiotic, I'm sorry; I shouldn't have said that.
MOP: Ma'am, you must have cancer to think this is the morning; those leukemia treatments are the worse.
Hiei: I'm late, can't you understand, I have a date!
MOP: A date with the one and only BEST telephone communications PB&J!
Hiei: Can't you hang up the phone, I said I'm LATE!!! *roar*
MOP: Right now we have a special offer with special rates, with special.
Hiei: *throws phone over shoulder* I must take a shower and get dressed! *runs into the bathroom turning the shower on. (Thanks to half-a-vision this is only in half screen) .taking clothing off and jumping into the shower. (Because the height of Hiei and of half-a-vision you can only see Hiei's hair until he gets it wet and shampoos it) . within the shower, Hiei starts humming the song 'Wild Wind'*
FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER
MOP: *Still on the phone* And a special.
Hiei: Alright, what to wear.. Hn. Black, black or this black clothing. *picks the one pair of the identical clothing he picked out from his closet* FIVE MINUTES LATER
Hiei: Alright. *looks throughout house, everything seems to be fine, even the fish tank with fish floating on their side* Grab my keys and into my car! *leaves*
MOP: *Still on the phone not realizing Hiei threw the phone over his shoulder* Sir, with all these special.
OUTSIDE
Hiei: *walks over to car*
*Opens the door sitting in*
*Turns car on*
*Closes car door*
*Lets the car warm up*
*Still doesn't know how to drive correctly*
*Puts the radio on*
*Shifts car into reverse*
*Backs into the street*
*Is on the left side of the street*
*Is still in reverse*
*Driving now on the left side of the street*
*Changes radio station*
*Looks in the mirror on both sides of the car*
*Looks around in front*
*Looking in back of him now*
*Is driving in reverse*
*Still on the left side of the street*
*Only knows how to drive in reverse*
*People are honking at him*
*He doesn't seem to notice*
*Is turning toward the freeway*
*Only in reverse unlike normal people*
*Sees the sign for 'Freeway'*
*Turns on the ramp to get on the 'freeway'*
*Is on 'freeway'*
*Still in reverse*
*Forgot but puts seatbelt on*
*Driving seventy miles per hour*
*In reverse*
*Safely*
*Only in reverse*
*looks at the time on the clock*
*It's three thirty*
*Must meet with Kurama at five in the afternoon*
*It's a date*
*Can be seen excited for the date*
*Favorite song comes on radio*
*Is on a j-pop station*
*Makes him even more excited*
*Looks to the left*
*To the right*
*In front of him*
*Back to the back*
*Driving in only reverse*
*In high speeds of eighty miles per hour*
*Speed limit is eighty miles per hour*
*Still in reverse*
*People passing the car gives strange looks*
*Because he is in a good mood, he smirks at them*
*Driving like normal people.*
*Just in reverse unlike.*
*Normal people*
*Hiei is obviously special and not normal*
*Why*
*He drives in reverse*
*Is leaving the Freeway*
*On the ramp to the highway*
*Is now on highway*
*Red light*
*Stops*
*Green light*
*Goes*
*Looks to the left*
*Right*
*Front*
*Back to the back*
*One Word. Reverse*
*Spots a Target*
*Gets fond memories*
*Flash back*
*Located at chapter eleven*
*End of flash back*
*Finds an empty parking lot*
*Far in the back of the parking lot*
*Turns car off*
*Gets out of car*
*Walks toward Target*
TARGET
Hiei: *talks to self* I must buy another clock.
Juri: Welcome again valued costumer of Target. Would you like to apply for a Target card? Get ten percent off of your shopping today.
Hiei: No thank you.
Juri: You seem in a good mood and ten percent always makes people even MORE happier!
Hiei: No, I need the quickest way to the clock section of your store.
Juri: Let me call on of my associates here in Target to let them help you. *over walkie talkie* We need some help by the front of Target, a costumer needs help for the quickest way to the clock section.
Hiei: Is this going to take long, I have a date.
Juri: Yes it will sir.
Hiei: It will?
Juri: It won't take long sir, if you only calm down.
Hiei: I'll go and find one myself. *jumps in a cart thinking he can drive in it like those things he sees on the television for old senior citizens* FORWARD!
Juri: *blank stare*
Koto: *looks at Juri and gets disgusted* I heard you needed help.
Juri: Well he does. *points at Hiei*
Hiei: It. it is broken!
Koto: *blank stare* Hiei, what are you doing here?
Hiei: *looks at Koto* What are you doing here?
Koto: *looks at author then back at Hiei* The powers that be told me I still had a role to play here so I was called from the depths of the writer's discard pile and brought back as a target employee. I did die though.
Hiei: I need a clock!
Koto: I'll show you the way; after all it is my purpose now.
Hiei: Quickly, I have an important appointment to go to at five.
Koto: A date?
Hiei: Hn! How did you know?
Koto: Those powers that be I told you about.
Hiei: You need to stop watching television.
Koto: Oh in writer's discard pile, all you can watch are shows from the WB.
Hiei: Alarm clocks. back on subject please, I am in a rush.
Koto: For your date?
Hiei: .
Koto: Here we go, so you need a alarm clock, anything in specific. Like my name tag, it's metal!
Hiei: Wow, it's golden like.
Koto: I'm glad you like it, but it's just a plastic piece of crap.
Hiei: Oh.
Koto: Are you looking for cheap or expensive clocks?
Hiei: Alarm clocks, the best non breakable kind.
Koto: Well they all can break but this is electrical!
Hiei: So that is the best?
Koto: Oh, heh heh, they're all electrical or battery operated.
Hiei: I need on fast and now and I have a.
Koto: Date.
Hiei: Tell me which is better of DIE!
Koto: Well it's nice to know you aren't completely changed.
Hiei: .?
Koto: Well I think this will be best suited for you. It makes annoying chicken sounds to wake you up!
Hiei: And that is the best?
Koto: This is my purpose remember.
Hiei: Well thanks, I should pay and leave for my *looks around* date.
Koto: Have fun!
Hiei: *walks away*
Koto: *Stands by the clock isle still and the whole shelf falls on her, sending her to the writer's discard pile again* NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHECK OUT
Cashier At Front Entrance: Hello, did you find everything okay?
Hiei: Yes, just find, can we hurry.
Cashier At Front Entrance: This will only take a minute sir.
Hiei: Good.
CAFÉ: That will be nineteen dollars.
Hiei: Oh alright. Umm.
CAFÉ: Are you paying with cash or credit?
Hiei: I was getting to that. Here is my credit card. *hands to CAFÉ to swipe it in machine and pay for it*
CAFÉ: *Hands Hiei his credit card back*
Hiei: Thanks have a good evening *takes the alarm clock and leaves*
OUTSIDE
Hiei: *Is in parking lot*
*Walks away from Target*
*Spots car*
*It was simple*
*Since it was in the back of the parking lot*
*That was empty*
*Walks to car*
*Unlocks car, opening car door*
*Sits in, closes door*
*Turns car on*
*Turns the air conditioner on*
*It got hot in the car*
*Puts seatbelt on*
*Puts car in reverse*
*Looks left*
*Then right*
*Then in front*
*then back to the back*
*Still in reverse*
*He starts to drive*
*Gets out of parking lot*
*Is on highway*
*Light is green*
*He drives toward the 'freeway'*
*Looks at the time*
*It is four twenty-three*
*Hiei is very excited*
*He is going to be on his third date with Kurama*
*It's a big deal for Hiei*
*Remember. Reverse*
*Still getting strange looks*
*People are honking at him*
*Hiei doesn't seem to notice still*
*Doesn't know how to drive correctly*
*Obviously*
*He is special and not normal*
*Why*
*He drives in reverse*
*Gets on the ramp*
*Is on his way to the 'freeway'*
*Now on 'freeway'*
*Still in reverse*
*As always*
*Is speeding up*
*Now at seventy miles per hour*
*Speed limit is seventy miles per hour*
*In reversed*
RIGHT BEFORE FIVE O'CLOCK
Hiei: *drives in the drive way and parks the car turning it off* This is the address Kurama gave me.
*walks to the front door*
*Knocks on the door*
Kurama: *smiles* Welcome Hiei, it's nice to see you, oh and you even got dressed! *smiles even bigger*
Hiei: Hello.
Kurama: Hey.
Hiei: How are you tonight?
Kurama: I'm great and yourself.
Hiei: I'm good too.
Kurama: Make yourself at home, I'll be right back. Let me grab my coat and then we'll leave.
Hiei: Alright. *sits down on the couch in front of the fire place*
Kurama: *Doesn't follow the third date rule, he is a complete gentleman* Oh. he even made it before five, that's so nice. Alright, I'll grab my coat. *walks downstairs*
Hiei: *Thinking to self* This is a nice place, very cozy.
Kurama: I'm back Hiei, we can go now.
Hiei: Alright*
Kurama/Hiei: *leaves house*
OUTSIDE
Kurama: Why don't we take my car unless you'd like to drive?
Hiei: *looks at his car then Kurama's car* It doesn't matter.
Kurama: Alright, I'll drive then, come on in the car now.
Hiei: *opens door and gets in car* You have a nice home.
Kurama: Why thank you Hiei, I'm sure you do too. So off we go! *puts car in reverse and backs into the street*
Hiei: *feels comfortable in Kurama's car*
Kurama: So what did you do today? *puts the car in drive*
Hiei: *freaked out* Uh. I. I am good.
Kurama: Huh? Hiei: Oh, well I woke up late and a person called asking me about their phone company. Hn. Then I went to Target to buy an alarm clock.
Kurama: Sounds like a interesting day.
Hiei: What about your day?
Kurama: Well I woke up early and then I worked a bit and got ready for out date tonight. To tell you the truth I was nervous, I couldn't do much.
Hiei: You and me both, heh.
Kurama: I'm glad I wasn't the only one nervous.
Hiei: Yeah. So where are we going?
Kurama: It's a surprise; I think you'll like it.
Hiei: I hope so.
Kurama: Don't worry it won't bite. You know Hiei; you still haven't opened up all the way. You can be completely open with me about everything.
Hiei: Erm. Hn!
Kurama: It's okay Hiei.
Hiei: I've never been open before with people.
Kurama: We don't have to talk about it if you don't want to.
Hiei: . Well maybe some other time.
Kurama: Alright. *radio is softly playing* I love this song!
Hiei: You do?
Kurama: YEAH!
Hiei: Me too! It's my favorite.
Kurama: Mine too! *turns Wild Wind up louder*
Hiei: Heh.
Kurama: *smiling* We are almost there*
~^~^~^~^~^~^~ diamonddustx: Hope you enjoyed the chapter. Lots of non-sense I told ya!!!! And this was an extra chapter I wasn't going to be writing but my friend yugijouoh made a nice little point and I decided to write an extra chapter ^____^ Please Review. Thanks a bunch!!!!