Disclaimer: I only own the rules, not Hiei or any other character.
This is what I think Hiei thinks of life. Some of these may be true, some might not. To anyone that is reading Dragon Flame: I'm going to finish it, don't worry. I was just thinking about these during Social Studies and decided to make a fic out of it. If you read, review!
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Life sucks- get used to it.
You're not going to make $40,000 right out of high school. You're not going to be a vice president with a car phone until you earn both.
You're parents had a life before you were born. Telling them that they're not cool is stating an obvious fact.
Run from laziness, you'll get great exercise.
You think your teacher's mean, wait till you get a boss.
Don't laugh at short people otherwise you'll feel bad when they are slam- dunking along side Michael Jordan and the Bulls.
People are full of shit, you better get some too.
In real life people have to work to get paid.
TV is NOT like life in anyway. In real life, people have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
If you make $235 a month, don't intend to spend more than $60.
Don't make fun of nerds; chances are you'll be working for one. You're not going stay a kid forever. Eventually you'll get wrinkles and begin to shrink.
Humans are not invincible. Jumping off a building will hurt (you, not me).
Girls are high strung. Get one angry and it will hurt more than jumping off the building.
Demons have feelings too, they're just harder to get to.
Dogs eat anything and everything. Leaving a stick of dynamite in its dish is not a smart thing to do.
I look back on my life and see nothing interesting. Chances are you won't either.
There is no such thing as short, just vertically challenged.
Dragons are our friends. If you think otherwise, you're toast.
CIA could mean many things. I have found out that it doesn't mean Cold In August or Common Intelligence Average.
FBI doesn't stand for Falling In Butter.
Socks don't stay white very long in Japan.
Pink is a nasty color, if you like, I don't care. (Hiei is saying this, not me!)
Not everyone in the world knows how to tie their shoes. Just because you can doesn't make you smart.
Human Intelligence is a relative term.
You humans need to go outside and do something before you get fat. Now, leave me alone before I get mad.
The End
I apologize if anything in this fic offended anyone, remember, this is Hiei talking and there are very few positive things he could or would say. Please Review!!! No Flames.
This is what I think Hiei thinks of life. Some of these may be true, some might not. To anyone that is reading Dragon Flame: I'm going to finish it, don't worry. I was just thinking about these during Social Studies and decided to make a fic out of it. If you read, review!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Life sucks- get used to it.
You're not going to make $40,000 right out of high school. You're not going to be a vice president with a car phone until you earn both.
You're parents had a life before you were born. Telling them that they're not cool is stating an obvious fact.
Run from laziness, you'll get great exercise.
You think your teacher's mean, wait till you get a boss.
Don't laugh at short people otherwise you'll feel bad when they are slam- dunking along side Michael Jordan and the Bulls.
People are full of shit, you better get some too.
In real life people have to work to get paid.
TV is NOT like life in anyway. In real life, people have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
If you make $235 a month, don't intend to spend more than $60.
Don't make fun of nerds; chances are you'll be working for one. You're not going stay a kid forever. Eventually you'll get wrinkles and begin to shrink.
Humans are not invincible. Jumping off a building will hurt (you, not me).
Girls are high strung. Get one angry and it will hurt more than jumping off the building.
Demons have feelings too, they're just harder to get to.
Dogs eat anything and everything. Leaving a stick of dynamite in its dish is not a smart thing to do.
I look back on my life and see nothing interesting. Chances are you won't either.
There is no such thing as short, just vertically challenged.
Dragons are our friends. If you think otherwise, you're toast.
CIA could mean many things. I have found out that it doesn't mean Cold In August or Common Intelligence Average.
FBI doesn't stand for Falling In Butter.
Socks don't stay white very long in Japan.
Pink is a nasty color, if you like, I don't care. (Hiei is saying this, not me!)
Not everyone in the world knows how to tie their shoes. Just because you can doesn't make you smart.
Human Intelligence is a relative term.
You humans need to go outside and do something before you get fat. Now, leave me alone before I get mad.
The End
I apologize if anything in this fic offended anyone, remember, this is Hiei talking and there are very few positive things he could or would say. Please Review!!! No Flames.