Disclaimer: See chapter 1
Yes Hiei's back for a second round. This time he is complaining about his dogs, Cuff and Cyress (see my other fic Dragon Flame). Remember, this is Hiei talking, if you are offended (I don't see why you would be) don't complain to me!
Hi
Dogs are stupid. Unless you want them dead, don't leave your jigsaw on when they're around.
Dalmatians have spots. Using them as smudge tests when pretending to be a psychiatrist doesn't work.
Dogs + Salsa = a night you'll never forget, trust me, I've tried.
Dogs seem to be proud of their gender. If they show you pubic area, take it as a compliment.
Dogs eat their own shit as well as the cats. Switch the litter box and the dog's bowl daily to save money on dog food.
Dogs are stupid.
Dogs can understand names. Rover and Spike are not their favorites.
Dogs are fast. Keep an eye on them otherwise, they'll leave.
Chocolate can give a dog epileptic spells.
If you don't know what that means, you are just as smart as I am. I haven't a clue what that means either, I heard it on Emergency Vets.
Cuff needs to be fed, hang on one minute.
Ok.
You don't own a dog, the dog owns you as Cuff just demonstrated.
Dogs are stupid.
Lawnmowers are natural enemies of the Canine family.
A fence is necessary to keep a dog one place for more than five minutes.
Poodles are prissy dogs and love to dress up. Pitbulls do not.
Dogs Are Stupid.
Now go feed your stupid dog.
The End.
Well, what did you think? Not as good as the first chappie? I know. Oh well, review anyway! In that review, please tell Hiei what to complain about next. Cats, Kurama and friends, Sports, basically anything.
Yes Hiei's back for a second round. This time he is complaining about his dogs, Cuff and Cyress (see my other fic Dragon Flame). Remember, this is Hiei talking, if you are offended (I don't see why you would be) don't complain to me!
Hi
Dogs are stupid. Unless you want them dead, don't leave your jigsaw on when they're around.
Dalmatians have spots. Using them as smudge tests when pretending to be a psychiatrist doesn't work.
Dogs + Salsa = a night you'll never forget, trust me, I've tried.
Dogs seem to be proud of their gender. If they show you pubic area, take it as a compliment.
Dogs eat their own shit as well as the cats. Switch the litter box and the dog's bowl daily to save money on dog food.
Dogs are stupid.
Dogs can understand names. Rover and Spike are not their favorites.
Dogs are fast. Keep an eye on them otherwise, they'll leave.
Chocolate can give a dog epileptic spells.
If you don't know what that means, you are just as smart as I am. I haven't a clue what that means either, I heard it on Emergency Vets.
Cuff needs to be fed, hang on one minute.
Ok.
You don't own a dog, the dog owns you as Cuff just demonstrated.
Dogs are stupid.
Lawnmowers are natural enemies of the Canine family.
A fence is necessary to keep a dog one place for more than five minutes.
Poodles are prissy dogs and love to dress up. Pitbulls do not.
Dogs Are Stupid.
Now go feed your stupid dog.
The End.
Well, what did you think? Not as good as the first chappie? I know. Oh well, review anyway! In that review, please tell Hiei what to complain about next. Cats, Kurama and friends, Sports, basically anything.