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kickin fic! Wen ur done review! Okies!
Chapter! Intro!
It waz a new day and year at Hogwarts.. Evryone was waiting til September frist so they can meet wit they're friends. It waz dere seventh year.
Hermione reach da 9 quarters place looking for Harry and Ron. She waz wearing a pink tube top and matching booty shorts. She had on Baby Fat shoes and earrings. Her hair waz silky smooth and was highlited wit blonde highlites. Her eyes were da colour of honey. She went from a A34 to a C34 and she grew to 5'9.
She saw a handsome guy wit messy black hair and was wearin contacts. He had on a long brown fur coat and a pimp stick and cup. His jeans were really baggy and he was wearin a oversized Sean Jon shirt.
She realised it was Harry.
'Harry come ova here baby!' she yelled to him.
'Yo sup my boo.' He replied.
'have u seen ron.;
'Nope."
They looked all ova. They spotted a talle guy wit black hair and white face make up and black lipstick wit black shit on his eyes.
"Yo Ron! U neva tell me ur a goth.'
'yeah. I went 2 america and found dis store called Hawt Topic!' (a/n: Dat's lyk da kewlest store!!1!)
Hermione spotted an extrememly hot boy wit platinum/white blond hair and iceblue/grey eyes. He was rippling wit muscles from sittin on a broom 4 quidditch.
Who iz dat, she thought, give me a piece of dat.
The gang went into a compartment where dey shared dere summer experiences.
"Well, I busted sum nuts dis summer if ya know wat I me.' Harry said winkin at hermione. She blushed.
"like I said I went 2 Hawt Topic."
"I went on a shopping spree wit my kewl cuzns and got a makeova."
"Ya damn sho a dat, chickie poo.
The students reached Hogwarts.
"I want to welcome y'all to another year of Hgowarts. Let's sort our first years."
One by one da students were being sorted. When dey were all finished dumbledore stod up.
'We have a special student joinin us. Her name is Celeste Rhiannon Arnata Ewyn Roewyn Dereiluy Riddle. She is a transfer student from America and will be attending classes wit the Slytherins.'
Celeste had long raven black hair and eyes which seemed to change colour. She had a curvaceous body and wore Versaci, Haute Coutoure Versaci, btw.
The male population was staring at her. She flashed her brilliant smile it them all.
"Let the feast begin."
DA END!!!
A/N: I hope y'all lykd dat. We worked so hard on it and we want to be writers someday. Serious. Read & Review. We don't care if its flames, dey don't bug us. Lol.
Chapter! Intro!
It waz a new day and year at Hogwarts.. Evryone was waiting til September frist so they can meet wit they're friends. It waz dere seventh year.
Hermione reach da 9 quarters place looking for Harry and Ron. She waz wearing a pink tube top and matching booty shorts. She had on Baby Fat shoes and earrings. Her hair waz silky smooth and was highlited wit blonde highlites. Her eyes were da colour of honey. She went from a A34 to a C34 and she grew to 5'9.
She saw a handsome guy wit messy black hair and was wearin contacts. He had on a long brown fur coat and a pimp stick and cup. His jeans were really baggy and he was wearin a oversized Sean Jon shirt.
She realised it was Harry.
'Harry come ova here baby!' she yelled to him.
'Yo sup my boo.' He replied.
'have u seen ron.;
'Nope."
They looked all ova. They spotted a talle guy wit black hair and white face make up and black lipstick wit black shit on his eyes.
"Yo Ron! U neva tell me ur a goth.'
'yeah. I went 2 america and found dis store called Hawt Topic!' (a/n: Dat's lyk da kewlest store!!1!)
Hermione spotted an extrememly hot boy wit platinum/white blond hair and iceblue/grey eyes. He was rippling wit muscles from sittin on a broom 4 quidditch.
Who iz dat, she thought, give me a piece of dat.
The gang went into a compartment where dey shared dere summer experiences.
"Well, I busted sum nuts dis summer if ya know wat I me.' Harry said winkin at hermione. She blushed.
"like I said I went 2 Hawt Topic."
"I went on a shopping spree wit my kewl cuzns and got a makeova."
"Ya damn sho a dat, chickie poo.
The students reached Hogwarts.
"I want to welcome y'all to another year of Hgowarts. Let's sort our first years."
One by one da students were being sorted. When dey were all finished dumbledore stod up.
'We have a special student joinin us. Her name is Celeste Rhiannon Arnata Ewyn Roewyn Dereiluy Riddle. She is a transfer student from America and will be attending classes wit the Slytherins.'
Celeste had long raven black hair and eyes which seemed to change colour. She had a curvaceous body and wore Versaci, Haute Coutoure Versaci, btw.
The male population was staring at her. She flashed her brilliant smile it them all.
"Let the feast begin."
DA END!!!
A/N: I hope y'all lykd dat. We worked so hard on it and we want to be writers someday. Serious. Read & Review. We don't care if its flames, dey don't bug us. Lol.