**(Oh my god! This has been sitting, done, in my computer for the last few weeks. I just forgot about it! Sorry!)**

A/n: Hi! I'm back. We have a funny chapter ahead, and I'm afraid that Sirius got a little excited with it.

Sirius: Yeah! This is my chapter! My creation! The best chapter in the world! The…

Alexa: ^__ ^ The rise if insanity?

Sirius: EXACTLY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Alexa: O.O Riiiiight.

Sirius: Now! Onwards to the chapter of doom.

Alexa: Sure… *backs away from the madman*

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. I do own dynamite, and am keeping it safely out of reach of Sirius. J/K!

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Thanks:

shdurrani:  Thanks!  It gets better!

Lucerito-del-alba: Thank you!  You'll notice that they are trying to avoid telling them at the moment.  You'll see why later.

Nicoletta:  I know you said you can't wait, and I'm sorry to make you have to.  Glad you like it.

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smegul: lol!

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Chapter 3: Fun at the Marauders Lair

The next morning Harry woke up in what would later on be his room. He grabbed his glasses off the night stand and looked around. So far, it only consisted of a bed, a dresser, a mirror, a closet, and a desk. He looked at the clock on the wall. It read 9:30.

The boy yawned, and got out of bed. He dug into his trunk and picked out a green T-shirt a pair of jeans, and some socks. He got dressed and headed out.

As he walked down the hallway, he heard what sounded like a motorcycle that badly needed an oil change. Harry peaked into the room to see Sirius snoring, loudly. He was talking is his sleep, and started saying something about pizza and doughnuts. Harry laughed and quietly shut the door.

He went down the stairs, and found the kitchen. Remus was sitting at the table, sipping some coffee.

"Hi Remus!"

The man turned around and smiled. "Good morning. Did you sleep well?"

Harry nodded, and took a seat at the table. "Did you know that Sirius talks in his sleep?"

"Yep. He snores, too. I mean he really SNORSES."

"Yeah. That's what made me look into his room. I found him taking about doughnuts." The two of them laughed.

When he calmed down, Remus started to talk, "So I think we should have some fun this morning. Waking Sirius should be a good start."

"What's so fun about that," Harry questioned.

"Harry, a heard of wild elephants couldn't wake you godfather. So we have to find out what dose."

Harry smiled. This was going to be fun. Remus gave Harry a bucket of ice water and Remus had a camera. The crept into Sirius's room and got to work. They pulled back the covers to show Sirius in his boxers, sucking his thumb, no longer snoring or talking. Remus took a quick picture before getting the water.

"Take the camera and take a picture of when I'm about to dump the water on him. Then take pictures of his reaction," he whispered. Harry nodded and took a picture. Then Remus dumped the water, and…

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! WET! COLD! ICE WATER! ICE WATER!"

Sirius was jumping all over the room, and Harry was taking as many pictures as possible. You'd think this man was covered with killer ants, not water. Remus was rolling on the ground with laughter.

After Sirius calmed down, he glared at the two of them. "You find this funny? Well, I hope you're happy. I was having this wonderful dream about doughnuts and pizza. Then the girl in the bikini came and,…would you two stop laughing!" The two of them were instantly caught in an attack of giggles.

Sirius rolled his eyes and pushed them out of the room. A few minutes later, when they stopped laughing, Sirius emerged dressed in jeans and a black short sleeved shirt. They went down together to have breakfast.

"So," Remus said, "Since I'm sure nobody wants the house to burn down, I'll make breakfast."

Sirius glared. "Right, and I'm sure we'd much rather have black eggs and ham… Then again, I'm a horrible cook. Continue Moony!"

So Remus got to work. He attempted to make some eggs and toast. The eggs had to be put out with a fire extinguisher, and the toast turned into charcoal. The ended up with big black blobs on their plates.

"Err…" Harry looked as the two adults started eating. He poked at his "eggs" and they jiggled. "Yuck! Remus I'm sure you worked hard on this, so excuse me when I say, how can you eat this garbage!?" He then grabbed his and their plates, and through them down the garbage. "Sit back, and watch me work!"

And work he did. He grabbed a few eggs, and started cracking. The through the empty shells behind him, and they landed on the two adults. While the eggs were frying, he grabbed some toast and through it across the room. It landed in the toaster which immediately turned on. He grabbed another pan and started on the ham. While it sizzled, he took the pan with eggs, and tossed them over his shoulder. The split into three equal parts and neatly landed on the plates. In fact, everything worked like that. When he through something, it would land properly, and the refrigerator opened and closed on will. It was like, well, magic. And the appliances must have favored him, because they certainly didn't work like that for Remus.

When he was done, Harry sat down at the table. Two pairs of shocked eyes looked at their meals, then at the boy.

"How did you manage that? I didn't charm anything." Remus was shocked.

"It's easy," Harry said. "You just have to do everything from the right angles, and the stuff will open and turn on and stuff. It also takes a lot of practice. Not are you just going to just stare at it, or are you going to eat?"

The two of them took a bite. Sirius choked. "Harry! Were on earth did you learn to cook like this? It's great!"

Harry smiled, "I'll teach you sometime. It's really easy." He smirked. "Of coarse, you do need to at least know the basics, like how to boil water."

Sirius glared and through a piece of ham at him. Harry dodged it, and it hit Remus. Of coarse he through it back and they soon had a food fight on. Harry's beautiful break fast was on its way to the walls, their hair, and just everywhere.

After about half an hour, Remus sighed. "Well, there goes another breakfast. How about we go to Diagon Alley and get something from there. We can get your school things and stuff for your room at the same time."

"Oh yeah! That reminds me." Harry ran back to his room. He grabbed his badge out of his trunk and ran back down. He showed it to the adults. "I've be made a Prefect!"

"Well that's great Harry."

"Maybe, but I'd rather break the rules, not enforce them." Harry frowned.

Sirius smiled, "Well that's exactly what we thought when we became prefects. It actually wasn't that bad. Prefects only have to patrol half a night twice a month. You'll have plenty of time to break the rules in between shifts."

Harry grinned, "Alright then. Now let's go to Diagon Alley!"

So the group went to Diagon Alley. Sirius turned into a dog the second they fell out of the fire place. After they had something to eat they went shopping. First they got his school stuff and then they got to work on the room. They bought six cans of light green paint, five Quidditch posters, four picture frames, three new outfits, two sets of blue curtains, and a partridge in a pair tree. Well okay, so it was a new perch for Hedwig. When they had everything, the three of them headed home.

"Alright," Remus said. "Let's move this stuff into the hallway, and we can get started." So Remus got on one side of the bed, Sirius got on the other, and they pushed in opposite directions.

Harry sighed, "Wow, what intelligent people."

The "intelligent people" looked at what they were doing, blushed, and did it properly. When everything was outside, they opened the paint cans. Harry grabbed a brush and dipped it in. He started working on one of the walls, and the other two followed the suit. Everything started out peacefully, but Harry noticed something about what Sirius was painting.

"Hey Sirius, what exactly are you painting on my wall?" he asked.

Sirius turned around reviling, A DOUGHNUT! Harry stared along with Remus for a second before saying, "No offence Sirius, but I really don't want a gigantic doughnut on my wall."

"Oh fine," he said in mock disappointment, but Harry could see him smiling as he painted over it.

Four cans of paint, two games of tic-tac-toe on the wall, and a gigantic pizza on the wall later, they ran into a different problem.

"How the hell are we supposed to paint the ceiling?"

"Why don't we just get a ladder?"

"Do you own a ladder?"

"No."

"Then we can't use a ladder!"

"I can levitate you up there."

"But what if you drop me?"

"That's why it's you going and not me or Harry."

While Sirius and Remus debated on how to do this, Harry took matters into his own hands. He grabbed his Firebolt, a paint can, and a paintbrush and flew up. He started painting the ceiling while listening to the two under him. They didn't even realize when he accidentally dripped paint on their heads. After the remaining two cans of paint were used up and the entire room was painted, Harry came down, but didn't get off. He listened to the adults from about four feet in the air.

"Okay, so we go up there on brooms and paint like that. Much better than turning the house sideways."

"Hey, it was an idea!"

"Whatever. Lets get our brooms." They turned around to see Harry hovering above the ground looking amused.

"Harry," they said together.

"Yeah."

"Run." Harry flew out of the room at full speed while the adults ran after him, but the Firebolt was faster. The two of them grabbed brooms from the closet and followed him outside. They finally caught him, but only because he stopped in the middle of the backyard. He was starring in awe at what was there.

"What's wrong Harry?" Sirius asked innocently. He knew what it was.

"You guys have a Quidditch field, and you didn't even tell me!"

"I could have sworn we told you…" Remus said.

"So you want to have a game?" Sirius asked.

"But we don't have enough people, unless…" he looked at his guardians.

"Go ahead. We don't mind."

Harry smiled and ran into the house. He threw some floo powder into the fireplace and shouted, "The Burrow!" About five minutes later Sirius and Remus saw him come flying threw. Followed by Ron, then Fred, George, Ginny, Bill, and finally Charlie.

"Is that everybody?" Remus asked. They nodded. "Then lets go to the back!"

They went to the pitch and picked teams. They had an uneven number, so Bill volunteered to keep score. The teams were Harry, Sirius, Ron and Fred, and Charlie, Ginny, Remus, and George.

Things were a bit uncomfortable at first. They Weasleys knew all about Sirius, but that didn't stop them from getting all nervous around him. But that changed when he fired water at the other team each time they scored.

"Sirius! Quit it, I'm soaked. You can't treat the mighty Remus Lupin like this!"

"Just watch me!" Sirius shot more water at Remus.

"Padfoot! Enough with the water already! That's it!" Remus took out his wand and shot water at Sirius. But some of it splashed onto Harry, Ron ad Fred.

"You're dead!" Harry yelled. He ran to the side of the house, and returned with a hose. Once he turned it on, there was splashing, yelling, death treats, and cheers. Then there was more water coming from both sides. It was a water fight!

About an hour later they were all sitting in the kitchen, now warm and dry after a few spells. They sat around a big table for lunch. They didn't talk very much as they were tired. But towards the end of the meal, the twins had an interesting question.

"So," George started, "What's with the whole Padfoot and Moony references?"

Sirius looked at Harry, who looked at Ron, who looked at Remus, who shook his head.

"Well you see,…" Ron started, but he was cut off.

"Oh look at the time, you really should be going now, huh? Let me show you to our fire place, it was really nice having you guys over, we should do it again some time, be sure to say hi to your mom for me, oh need help with your floo powder, here let me do it for you, THE BURROW!" With that Harry pushed the twins into the fire, and they disappeared.

He sighed loudly and slid onto the ground. He then looked at the remaining Weasleys, minus Ron, with a 'you really don't want to know' look.

A few minutes later the rest of the were gone, leaving the three alone in the house again. They sat down is the living room and just talked about random things, like how were things going at Hogwarts, the Marauders when they were younger, how Snape was a git, and other fun stuff.

Harry smiled to himself. He was having the time of his life at the Marauder's Lair. And it was only day one.

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Alexa: So what do you guys think?

Sirius: Yeah! Was my chapter good or what?!

Alexa: I'm gonna go with 'or what'

Sirius: You're so mean!

Alexa: You'll get over it. And as much as I like them, this isn't one of those Harry spends a summer with Sirius story. We are going to Hogwarts in the next chapter. That's where the fun begins. It's what you guys have been waiting for.

Sirius: Well all I'm waiting for is for you to shut your yap already!

Remus: *pops up out of nowhere* I second that motion.

Harry: *dose the same thing* I third it!

Alexa: Why is everyone going against me?