john: realy? were wilin 2 read ur fic... bastard, juss lyk u wonder y fics lyk dis get on dis site, i wonder y ur parents were allowwed 2 conceive u.
George27: dumbass, u write lyk us, so y dont u take ur own fukin advice, u dicksuker
Carmen-Contessa Vareals: U no! of course we b keepin it big pimpin yo!
shattering-ice: y dont u stick 2 readin ur 3 yr old cuzn's fics, bytch, clouds and unicorns r prolly ur kinda thing, ur ass needs fuk off, faggot.
Me (Megara) : Thanx, we dont no u but thanx!
Diane: shut da fuk up bytch. wanna get a laugh look in a fukin mirror. look at ur riting 'omfg!' yeah, ur so fukin great dat u can laugh at otha ppl u crack whore, jugin by ur flame.
chapter 2
da next mornin, hermoine wuz waitin in da commen room waitin 4 harry and ron 2 go to brekfist wit her. she wuz wearin her skool uniform, but her skirt was short lyke christina aguilera's in dirrty and her top was tied in a knot at da frotn 2 show her stomach
Ron came down wit makeup on and a dog coller on his neck.
"where's harry? Hermione asked
"he left already. he said he wanted 2 try an get sum."
Hermione and Ron walked together to the great hall where they saw harry standing by the door with Celeste.
"Yo, sup ma, u wanna play war?' harry asked her
"War?' she asked. "Daddy is in 1." Celeste walked away, holdin up her black Haute Coutoure Versacie dress dat matched her sleak hair.
den she stopped and look back @ harry. "U are Harry poter," she said. "u have a mean, fat cuzn named dudly and ur big pimpin."
"how do u no dat?" harry asked, but celeste didn hear him. she wuz walkin over 2 da slytherin table.
"jus get sum otha girl," ron said
"no! harry said. "I only want celes-- hey, Lavender, u lookin sexi, mami!"
gryffinder had herbology with da slytherins. Prof. Sprout said, "Celeste, plz take da soil and pour it ova da plants head.'
"No!' she shouted. "my perfectly manicurd hand will get dirty."
"all right, den, draco u do it.'
'no." Draco said. "if she doesn have 2 do it, I dun have 2 do it."
Celeste smiled den and her eyes seemed to change from brown 2 hazle. 'Draoc doesn wanna do it cuz hes afraid hes gonna find a worm."
draco turned around 2 look at her. "no!" he cried. "dats not tru."
"it is! it is!"
hermoine realized then dat draco wuz da blonde boy shed seen yestaday at da train station. I wan some a dat, she thot
celeste then turned 2 look at hermione. "and da skank ova here wants sum of draco's goods,' she said.
"WHAT!? I do not," hermoine said.
harry gave her a funnie look.
"i do not want draco Malfoy,' she said, den stuck out her chest and winked inconspicuosly at draco
"hey harry," Ron said at lunch as he put more wite shit on his face, "I think that Celeste can read minds."
"realy? y?"
Because durin herboligy, she knew what every1 wuz thinkin," ron said.
"good point."
ginny came ova and sat at da table across frum harry an ron.
Harry said, "hey, ginny baby. u be ma homie's sista, but I still be luvin u."
"really?" ginny said. "well y dun we skip netx period andgo have sum fun up on da Astronomy tower?" she winked
Harry grinned and stod up, leaving ron alone wit hermoine, who wuz staring at da slytherin table.
Then celeste came in and sat down nearby 2 draco. Suddenly a rock landed on clestes plate. den muggle money wuz bein thrown at her. hermine looked ova to see Luna at da Ravenclaw table throwing things.
"Look!" Celeste cried. "sumone is throwing things at me. dey are tryin to ruin my clothes. tho these r an ugly dress. Why r you throwing things at me?"
Luna shrugged. "I saw peeves by ur head so I was throwin things to get him 2 leave."
celeste smiled. "Oh, ok. thanks.' Then she turned and batted her eyelashes at Draco.
Hermione was also starin at Draco and saw Celeste try to make a move. "Bytch" she muttered under her breathe and she ran outta the Great hall.