Alexa Black:  Don't say it!  Okay I have a perfectly good and logical explination as to why I have been gone for half a year.

Sirius:  It's true, for once.

Alexa:  See, After I got over the initial shock of my faveorite character being killed off, I got really pissed.  Why?  Well I'm going to list it for you.

Basicly, a large amount of my ideas for this story actually came true in the book.  Here is the list.

The idea of Harry spending the summer at Sirius's house.  Yes that one has been used in many fics and I wasn't really that mad about it.  It actually didn't bother me at all. The mirrors.  You know the mirrors Sirius gave Harry in the book so they could talk to each other?  Kind of the same consept as the communatiks, no? Now here's the big one.  The D.A.  Anyone who read my story before I decided to rewrite it knows about my idea for the Order of the Phoenix.  That is ALMOST IDENTICAL to the D.A.!  And if I continued the story as planned, some people might think I nicked it off the real book.

So now, after six months of consideration, I have come to a consusion to what I have to say about this:

SCREW IT!  I'M NOT GOING TO STOP MY STORY BECAUSE IT HAS A FEW LOUSY ELEMENTS THE REAL BOOK HAS.  IN FACT, I SHOULD BE DAMN PROUD TO HAVE HAD THE SAME IDEA AS J.K.ROWLING.

There are many more ideas, but saying them would be too big of spoilers.  So I'll put them after the chapters containing them have been done.

Sirius:  Well, now that her little rant is done, we still have a small problem.

Alexa:  What's that?

Sirius:  Well, FF.net won't let us post authors notes as chapters, this computer doesn't have a disc drive, and the next chapter is on your other computer in your room.

Alexa:  Don't worry. I can take care of that.  I'm going to write a random no point at all chapter that has nothing to do with this fic.

Sirius:  Oh, okay.  So what is it?

Alexa:  Reead and find out.

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Fill-in chapter- An ordinary day at Hogwarts.

Harry Potter woke up to find is best friend, Ron, shaking him awake.

"Get up, mate," he said.  "We're going to be late for our first classes."

Harry yawned and stood up.  "Okay, give me one minute."  He got dressed, did his best to brush his hair, grabbed his bag, and walked down to the common room.

"Morning Ron, Hermione."

"Good morning," they both replied.  With few words exchanged the three headed off to classes.

In Charms they enchanted stuff.

In Transfiguration they transfigured stuff.

In History of Magic they slept and dreamed stuff.

In Defense Against the Dark Arts they defended from stuff.

In Potions they blew up stuff.

In Lunch they ate stuff.

In Divination they pedicted stuff.

In Care of Magical Creatures they got bitten by stuff.

In Herbology they grew stuff.

After classes they all went back to the common room and worked on homework.  After about an hour Harry left for Quiddich practice where he chased after the Snich and stuff.

Then the met up with Ron and Hermione in the Great hall and ate dinner.  Then they went to sleep.

Harry Potter woke up of a bucket of ice water being dumped on his head.  He shot up and sputtering and coughing.  "What the hell was that for?"

"Hurry up!  We're already late!  And be careful.  Fred and George planted stink bombs all over the place.  Neville's already set off enough to make him smell for weeks!"

"Okay I'm up.  By the way, is Hermione out of the Hospital Wing yet?"

"Nope, her left are isn't back to normal size yet."

The two of them ran out of the common room and to their first class.  "Hey!  No running!" one of the prefects shouted. 

"Sorry!  Late!"

"You know," Harry said to Ron once they arrived at Charms.  "I had the strangest dream last night.  Everything went normal for a whole day."

"Yeah!  Like that'll every happen."

"Right."

And so the day went on and they got into al sorts of weird trouble and stuff.

* The End *

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Alexa:  That was pointless and random.

Sirius:  Yes, we know.

Alexa:  Well, not that that's out of the way lets get back to writing the real fic!

Sirius:  I hear ya!  And to any old returning readers, you guys have got to be the most loyal and patient readers I have ever known.

Alexa:  You've got that right.  100 house points to all of you!