Blue lights are not my favourite. They usually mean trouble for me and my friends, especially
the stupid ones. Not that any of my friends are stupid, that's just the easiest way to describe
who and what they are. Stupid. I can say it, if anyone else says it, THEY DIE THEY DIE I TELL
YOU.
Anywho. Back to the blue lights.
Blue lights are not my favourite. They usually mean trouble for me and my friends,
especially the stupid ones. We've had many adventures on Gaea, but the second one that Ashley,
Sammy, Danielle and I went on was definitely the weirdest. Seriously, man, my guy friends do
NOT know how to behave in front of the guy who can kick their butt, or the village whores.
Just because the whores DRESS differently on Gaea than they do on Earth, doesn't mean that
there's much difference in the way that they ACT!
Enough said.
And Alexis, the new girl on our journey. And the only girl who had no clue as to what was
happening; she was pretty cool about the whole thing. I mean, yeah, she does get bored in the
middle of an assembly of Lord Van's men, and she IS supposed to be playing Ashley's right hand
m . . . Alexis, but that does not mean she forgets her place and stands up, to say, "I feel like
singing. Feel free to join in." And then she starts singing about the invisible dwarves in
Iceland, and getting the whole regiment singing along. It didn't help that most of them were
drunk in the making of it, but that's beside the point.
And no, Alexis was not drunk. She's just insanely odd.
Anyway, life goes on and you just got to take it every day of the year, one hour at a time. But
with Cam, you got to think ahead. Seriously, if you think James complains about food, then you
should hear Kimmy and his "Are we there yet?" and "I'm hungry, when's lunch?" "We just had it."
"Oh." It's really, really sad. (AN: Just for kicks, I'm wearing Kimmy's T-Shirt right now.
He threw it at me. I dunno why. But I have it until Monday. Uhh, it's . . . Thursday today.
Oh, and I have a whole bunch of nick names for people. There pretty strait forward, Kimmy is
Cam. FYI.)
As our second time back on Gaea, I have elected myself to write things down as is. Not as they
happen. I'm horrible at keeping a diary. Ask Danielle. My moods change so often.
So yeah, basically. I hate blue lights. Even though they always mean adventure and thrill and
all that other action movie type crap, with my friends, everything turns horror or comedy. The
horror comes in when you look at Cam's face. As you can tell, Cam is the punch line of everyone's
jokes. Or RB, with his tye dyed clothes. But I like tye dye. And people bug Kris about how he
looks stoned in all his pics. But I look gibbled in everything anyway. And no, I do NOT look
good in a dress.
But these are my friends, if you think they are weird, then you are correct. And if you think
that because I am putting out the effort to write a random story of something that REALLY
HAPPENED ^_-" that I have too much time on my hands, then you are also correct.
Well, enjoy. Barf bags are situated to your left. And if we come into turbulence, I will
instruct you in the necessary procedures.
Hello, and welcome to the Spirit of Victoria. Our sailing time to Tswassen, 13 kilometres North
of Vancouver, is approximately 1 and a half hours.
Yes.
the stupid ones. Not that any of my friends are stupid, that's just the easiest way to describe
who and what they are. Stupid. I can say it, if anyone else says it, THEY DIE THEY DIE I TELL
YOU.
Anywho. Back to the blue lights.
Blue lights are not my favourite. They usually mean trouble for me and my friends,
especially the stupid ones. We've had many adventures on Gaea, but the second one that Ashley,
Sammy, Danielle and I went on was definitely the weirdest. Seriously, man, my guy friends do
NOT know how to behave in front of the guy who can kick their butt, or the village whores.
Just because the whores DRESS differently on Gaea than they do on Earth, doesn't mean that
there's much difference in the way that they ACT!
Enough said.
And Alexis, the new girl on our journey. And the only girl who had no clue as to what was
happening; she was pretty cool about the whole thing. I mean, yeah, she does get bored in the
middle of an assembly of Lord Van's men, and she IS supposed to be playing Ashley's right hand
m . . . Alexis, but that does not mean she forgets her place and stands up, to say, "I feel like
singing. Feel free to join in." And then she starts singing about the invisible dwarves in
Iceland, and getting the whole regiment singing along. It didn't help that most of them were
drunk in the making of it, but that's beside the point.
And no, Alexis was not drunk. She's just insanely odd.
Anyway, life goes on and you just got to take it every day of the year, one hour at a time. But
with Cam, you got to think ahead. Seriously, if you think James complains about food, then you
should hear Kimmy and his "Are we there yet?" and "I'm hungry, when's lunch?" "We just had it."
"Oh." It's really, really sad. (AN: Just for kicks, I'm wearing Kimmy's T-Shirt right now.
He threw it at me. I dunno why. But I have it until Monday. Uhh, it's . . . Thursday today.
Oh, and I have a whole bunch of nick names for people. There pretty strait forward, Kimmy is
Cam. FYI.)
As our second time back on Gaea, I have elected myself to write things down as is. Not as they
happen. I'm horrible at keeping a diary. Ask Danielle. My moods change so often.
So yeah, basically. I hate blue lights. Even though they always mean adventure and thrill and
all that other action movie type crap, with my friends, everything turns horror or comedy. The
horror comes in when you look at Cam's face. As you can tell, Cam is the punch line of everyone's
jokes. Or RB, with his tye dyed clothes. But I like tye dye. And people bug Kris about how he
looks stoned in all his pics. But I look gibbled in everything anyway. And no, I do NOT look
good in a dress.
But these are my friends, if you think they are weird, then you are correct. And if you think
that because I am putting out the effort to write a random story of something that REALLY
HAPPENED ^_-" that I have too much time on my hands, then you are also correct.
Well, enjoy. Barf bags are situated to your left. And if we come into turbulence, I will
instruct you in the necessary procedures.
Hello, and welcome to the Spirit of Victoria. Our sailing time to Tswassen, 13 kilometres North
of Vancouver, is approximately 1 and a half hours.
Yes.