Jackie: So then he puts on his glasses and yells leave.
Donna: What did you do? If I was you and Hyde was Eric, he would be in the basement with my foot up his ass.
Jackie: I did what he wanted me to do, I left. I know he doesn't mean anything he said; I wish he would just tell me the truth.
Donna: I know. Are you going to try to get him to open up to you?
Jackie: I want to but, I just don't know how.
Donna: I got a great idea, teach the tool a lesson. He wants you to find someone who "deserves" you right. Well we will go and find someone who is completely wrong for you and see what Hyde thinks about that.
Jackie: Donna that is a great plan but who?
Donna: I don't know. It should be someone who Hyde would hate to see you with.
Jackie: I'm not going out with Kelso!
Donna: Fine then what about...oh my god I got it..Chip.
Jackie: Steven hates Chip, it's perfect.
Donna: That is another thing; you are going to have to try to call him Hyde.
Jackie: Why?
Donna: Well you are the only one who calls him Steven, with the exception of Mrs. Forman but she is different. The reason that you are the only one who can call him Steven is because he loves you and well you are the only one who can be that personal with him.
Jackie: Ohhh, it's like how I use to call Kelso Michael but now I call him Kelso, right?
Donna: Right! Ok so do you think you can get Chip to go out with you?
Jackie: Donna, why would you even ask that? Who would turn down Jackie Burkhart!
Donna: I'm sorry what was I thinking.
An hour and a few phone calls later, Jackie got her date with Chip. He was going to pick her up at 7:00...pick her up at the basement, right around the same time Hyde and the rest of the gang will be watching TV or in the circle. Suddenly the guys all walk into the basement. Eric sits with Donna, Fez walks over to the freezer, Kelso sits in the lawn chair and Hyde walks over to Jackie.
Hyde: Hey.
Jackie: Hey Steve..hey Hyde.
Hyde: What did you just call me?
Jackie: Um, Hyde..that is your name.
Hyde: Jackie, you never call me Hyde.
Jackie: Actually I never called you Hyde when we were going together, but now that you're not my boyfriend anymore..I figured I should call you what all your other friends call you, right.
Jackie turns to Donna and gives her a wink. Hyde is staring at Jackie trying to figure out how to respond to her. He knew Jackie was up to something because he saw her wink at Donna. He decided that since everybody in the basement was now waiting for him to respond to Jackie, he was going to do what he always does, act Zen.
Hyde: That's cool.
Jackie: Whatever then, so Donna I will see you later I have to go get ready for my date.
Hyde: Date!?! Jackie who are you going on a date with?
Jackie: Why do you care Hyde?
Hyde: Stop calling me Hyde!
Fez: I think someone is getting all emotional.
Kelso: Yeah, me too. Hey maybe we should start calling him Eric, because that is how he is acting you know like a sissy little girl.
Fez: Good burn Kelso.
Kelso: I know.
Eric: Hey guys I'm sitting right here.
Kelso: Yeah, we know.
Hyde: Kelso, get bent! Jackie we need to talk now.
Hyde grabbed Jackie's hand and pulled her into his room.
Hyde: Jacks who are you going on a date with?
Jackie: You remember on Veteran's Day when you punched that guy out for calling me a bitch?
Hyde: Yeah, Chip or something like that.
Jackie: Well that's who is picking me up her at 7, so I have to go get ready..bye Hyde.
Donna: What did you do? If I was you and Hyde was Eric, he would be in the basement with my foot up his ass.
Jackie: I did what he wanted me to do, I left. I know he doesn't mean anything he said; I wish he would just tell me the truth.
Donna: I know. Are you going to try to get him to open up to you?
Jackie: I want to but, I just don't know how.
Donna: I got a great idea, teach the tool a lesson. He wants you to find someone who "deserves" you right. Well we will go and find someone who is completely wrong for you and see what Hyde thinks about that.
Jackie: Donna that is a great plan but who?
Donna: I don't know. It should be someone who Hyde would hate to see you with.
Jackie: I'm not going out with Kelso!
Donna: Fine then what about...oh my god I got it..Chip.
Jackie: Steven hates Chip, it's perfect.
Donna: That is another thing; you are going to have to try to call him Hyde.
Jackie: Why?
Donna: Well you are the only one who calls him Steven, with the exception of Mrs. Forman but she is different. The reason that you are the only one who can call him Steven is because he loves you and well you are the only one who can be that personal with him.
Jackie: Ohhh, it's like how I use to call Kelso Michael but now I call him Kelso, right?
Donna: Right! Ok so do you think you can get Chip to go out with you?
Jackie: Donna, why would you even ask that? Who would turn down Jackie Burkhart!
Donna: I'm sorry what was I thinking.
An hour and a few phone calls later, Jackie got her date with Chip. He was going to pick her up at 7:00...pick her up at the basement, right around the same time Hyde and the rest of the gang will be watching TV or in the circle. Suddenly the guys all walk into the basement. Eric sits with Donna, Fez walks over to the freezer, Kelso sits in the lawn chair and Hyde walks over to Jackie.
Hyde: Hey.
Jackie: Hey Steve..hey Hyde.
Hyde: What did you just call me?
Jackie: Um, Hyde..that is your name.
Hyde: Jackie, you never call me Hyde.
Jackie: Actually I never called you Hyde when we were going together, but now that you're not my boyfriend anymore..I figured I should call you what all your other friends call you, right.
Jackie turns to Donna and gives her a wink. Hyde is staring at Jackie trying to figure out how to respond to her. He knew Jackie was up to something because he saw her wink at Donna. He decided that since everybody in the basement was now waiting for him to respond to Jackie, he was going to do what he always does, act Zen.
Hyde: That's cool.
Jackie: Whatever then, so Donna I will see you later I have to go get ready for my date.
Hyde: Date!?! Jackie who are you going on a date with?
Jackie: Why do you care Hyde?
Hyde: Stop calling me Hyde!
Fez: I think someone is getting all emotional.
Kelso: Yeah, me too. Hey maybe we should start calling him Eric, because that is how he is acting you know like a sissy little girl.
Fez: Good burn Kelso.
Kelso: I know.
Eric: Hey guys I'm sitting right here.
Kelso: Yeah, we know.
Hyde: Kelso, get bent! Jackie we need to talk now.
Hyde grabbed Jackie's hand and pulled her into his room.
Hyde: Jacks who are you going on a date with?
Jackie: You remember on Veteran's Day when you punched that guy out for calling me a bitch?
Hyde: Yeah, Chip or something like that.
Jackie: Well that's who is picking me up her at 7, so I have to go get ready..bye Hyde.