Author's Note: I was just talking to a friend of mine when the Sopranos came up. So I found the lyrics, said what the hell, and did a Matrix parody. Hope you like it.

Disclaimer: The Matrix is property to the Wachowskis and the WB, but I'm just gonna borrow it for a little bit.

Woke in the Real World by Supaa Saiyajin Trinity

You woke in the Real World Got yourself a gun Morpheus said you were The Chosen One.

He said: You're the savior You've got to free mankind We can no longer be confined Neo, just free your mind

You woke in the Real World And all you knew was fake You had your muscles rebuilt But had a bad headache

But you're looking good, baby, You've got to free mankind, (no shame about it), We can no longer be confined Neo, just free your mind.

You woke in the Real World Your world turned upside down, Thing's ain't been the same Since the Blues walked into town.

But you're the savior You've got that shotgun shine. Born under a bad sign, Neo, just free your mind.

When you woke up this morning everything you had was gone. By half past ten your head was going ding-dong. Ringing like a bell from your head down to your toes, like a voice telling you there was something you should know. Last night you were flying but today you're so low - ain't it times like these that make you wonder if you'll ever know the meaning of things as they appear to the others; wives, mothers, fathers, sisters and brothers. Didn't you wish you didn't function, wish you didn't think beyond the next paycheck and the next little drink? Well you don't now, so make up your mind to go on, 'cos when you woke up this morning everything you had was gone.

When you woke in the Real World, When you woke in the Real World, When you woke in the Real World, Morpheus said you were the Chosen One.

When you woke in the Real World, When you woke in the Real World, When you woke in the Real World, You got yourself a gun, You got yourself a gun, You got yourself a gun.