Disclaimer: I do not own any of the DBZ characters of that godforsaken

Barbie doll!

Chapter 4! Wahoo! I'm on a writing spree! I actually wrote some of this at

the end of a physics test as I had finished and also had a spare piece of

paper. And I was feeling quite resentful towards my physic teacher. Anyway,

I'll shut up now. Oh, and I've been told that I do too many authors note so

I'll try and keep them to a minimum.

Liverpool

Vegeta landed in Liverpool town centre at 3 o'clock the next morning, he

frightened a few people but they were all drunk so they didn't know that

they really did see a man flying. When Piccolo landed the drunks started

laughing and said that the midget man had a goblin friend. Piccolo managed

to stop Vegeta from blowing them up, but only just.

Ruth Handler (The original creator) was at a Barbie convention at 10 o'clock

the next day so Piccolo and Vegeta had time to do a little sightseeing. All

Vegeta wanted to do was find Handler's hotel, but Piccolo argued that you

weren't in England everyday.

"Why couldn't she be somewhere more interesting" Vegeta moaned,

"Liverpool is interesting" Piccolo already had a Beatles hat with a Yellow

submarine on it and he was thoroughly enjoying himself. "They have a really good football team" (A/N Soccer to Americans. Liverpool F.C rules!) "Liverpool has just been voted world capital of culture 2008"

"Really? But it's 2003."

"I know, I don't get it either"

"So where are we sleeping?"

"Hotel?"

"Did you bring any money?"

"Nope"

"No Hotel then"

"How about the author's place?"

"The author lives around here?"

"Yeah, just on the other side of the river"

"Lets go there then. Will you take that hat off!"

"Awwww" Piccolo reluctantly took off his hat and stuffed it in his pocket.

10 minutes later they were on the small peninsular on the other side of the River Mersey. At 2pm they knocked on the door of DBZHobbit, a rather small brown haired, brown-eyed 14-year-old girl opened the door and stared open mouthed as her two favourite characters stood on her doorstep. Vegeta stooped silently and said, "Hey kid, where's DBZHobbit." The girl smirked exactly like the Saiyan prince and said, "You're looking at her"

"WHAT!?"

Piccolo looked impressed "You write these stories?"

"Yep" She then stepped back and said, "Do you want to come in?" Piccolo entered the small house dragging a still shocked Vegeta behind him. "We need a place to stay so maybe-"

"Of course you can stay here. I'll take you to the Barbie convention tomorrow and we can finally get that woman"

Vegeta came out of his stupor "How do you know about that?"

"Duh, I wrote it"

"Oh yeah"

So we'll have something to eat then go to my friend's house"

Vegeta entered the kitchen behind her followed by Piccolo "Why are we going to your friend's house?"

"Because we have time to kill and she would kill me if she knew I'd met you and didn't let her see you"

"Dos she have powers?"

"No, it was a figure of speech. But I wouldn't put it past her."

She then opened the fridge and all the cupboards "There's not enough here to feed half a saiyan let alone a full one. There's enough for me and Piccolo but not even a snack for you Vegeta"

"So I get to starve. That's favouritism"

"It's not my fault your stomach is the size of a small continent. Even if I do like Piccolo a little more than you"

So Piccolo and DBZHobbit ate, watched by a sulky Vegeta they then left for xXxrachiexXx's house (A/N can't be bothered to keep doing the x's so I'll just call her Rachie from now on)

They stepped outside and Vegeta asked "How are we getting there?"

"You two can fly so I'll just hold on"

"You didn't feed me so why should I carry you."

"Who says I was going to ask you anyway? And quit moaning Rachie will feed you"

She then jumped on Piccolo's back, which was quite a problem due to her size, and they flew off to go to rachie's house.

Bit of a wacky chapter, probably because I was in Physics writing one part and ill writing the other part. Complete and utter chaos is to follow. Please Review!