Dragonia: Well here's another of my odd story ideas..

Seto: My Ra what in the world are trying to make me wear?!? *Looks at his costume*

Dragonia: Well what do expect?!? He isn't exactly rich ya know!

Seto: I hate you..

Dragonia: Oh too bad..

Seto: darn it didn't work.

Dragonia: --;; Riiiiight..Well on with the fic!

First movie thingy:

Jack and the Bean Stalk

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Dragonia: Well.we're all bored so it's time to do a couple of movies.*snaps, YGO cast appears*

YGO cast: Not again.--;;

Dragonia: Oh well too bad for you people.We're gonna do some plays/ movies for all those bored people out there..The first play is.*reads scroll* Jack and the Bean Stalk!

Seto: Oo;; Oh great.--;;

Dragonia: Now we need to figure out who will be what character.And I don't care if one of you has to cross-dress either.To bad it's funny! Guys: O.O;;;; What?!?

Girls: ..*shrug* As long as we don't have to be gay to do a part.

Dragonia: OO;; Oh I wouldn't dream of it!

All: *sighs of relief*

Dragonia: Now for your parts.

Jack = Seto

Seto:......Great...Why, of all people, did you have to make me the poor person?

*Life Styles of the Rich and the Famous starts playing in the background*

Dragonia: -_-;;; JYARNIO!!!!!!

Jyarnio: *Singing along to the song at the top of his lungs; not screaming though..--;;* Lifestyles of the rich and the famous,

They're always complainin' Always complainin'

If money is such a problem

Well they got mansions

Think we should rob them...XD

Seto: Don't.*twitch* you dare..

Dragonia: T_T..Ditto that..

Jyarnio: Yeah, yeah.Whatever.

Dragonia: -_-;; Ok back to the list.

Jack's Mother = Yami

Yami: W-H-A-T?!?!?

EOE: *laughing their heads off* XDDD

Yami: Great.

Trader guy that gives Jack the beans((A/N: ....-_-;;)): Joey

Joey: *shrugs*

Giant = Yugi

All: XDDDD What?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Yugi: Uhhhh..How am I supposed to do that?

Seto: Yeah, midget.

Yugi: T_T..Grrrrr

Dragonia: *gives him a bottle of 3-day lasting growth pills* There ya go.

Yugi: ^________^

Yami: Oo;; Well he's happy.

Goose that lays Golden Eggs = Also Joey

Joey: -_-;;;; Wonderful..

Dragonia: Hey! He actually learned how to be sarcastic!! He's doing the impossible: Getting smart! XDDDD

All(except Yami, Yugi, Tea, and Ryou): XDDD *sent into hysterics*

Joey: Thanks a lot Dragonia.--;;

Dragonia: You're not welcome.XD

Joey: T_T;;;..-_-;;;

Random porcupine that gets run over by the trader guy = Marik

Marik: Oo;;; Huh?!?

Dragonia: XDDD

Other random characters = Errr.Everyone else

EOE: -_-;;; Darn.

Dragonia: Well lets begin.I don't remember the whole story((A/N: -_-;;;; True.sadly true.eh, who cares?)) but let's get this show on the road!

~*~*~May the show..BEGIN!~*~*~

You know the whole beginning..Jack's(or Seto's rather.XD) family is poor, he goes out to trade a cow for money, yada, yada, yada.

Seto: -_-;;; *sitting at the side of a road, waiting for Joey to come* *yawn*

~*~

Joey: *elsewhere*

Dragonia: -_-;;; JOEY IT'S YOUR PART NOW YOU IDIOT!!!

Joey: OO!!! *jumping onto wagon and rides off*

~*~

Joey: *Rides up to Seto* Errr.*trying to figure what he's supposed to say*

Seto: -_-;; Well MR, will you trade for my cow since my family is so.p- poor?? *cringes*

Joey: \XDDDDD/ *pulls beans from his pocket that seem to be there all of a sudden* Oooh.BEANS!!! *eats the beans*

Seto: OO;; Wheeler you're an idiot!! You needed to trade me that for the stupid cow!!

Tea: *dressed like the cow* Shut up Kaiba...--;;

Joey: Duuhhrr..Ooops.

Dragonia: *Appears and throws peas at Seto for a replacements and shoves Tea into the wagon* There! *disappears*

Joey: Well.I'll be off then.*rides off*

Marik: -_-;; *has been turned into a porcupine* Why me?

Dragonia: Why not? XDDD

Marik: --;;; *walks into road; gets run over by Joey* X_O OUCH!!!!!

Joey: *oblivious to this*

Seto: *goes back home with peas instead of beans* -_-;; *sigh*

~*~At the house~*~

Yami: T_T..*is a blue dress* Why?.Why a dress?

Dragonia: XDDD

Seto: *comes into house*

Yami: *monotone voice* Well.*looks at script* X_x;; Dear..*both he and Seto cringes* What did you get for the cow?

Seto: T_T .*walks over; drops peas into Yami's hand; walks away*

Yami: *looks at peas* You got me peas for a cow?!?

Seto: -_-;; Beans! They are the replacement for the beans you senile old fool!

Yami: You this a Pharaoh would know how this story goes?!? For all I know they could have been peas!!

Seto: Peas for the story 'Jack and the BEANSTALK'?!?!?

Yami: *getting really angry* *Eye symbol appears on his head* Why you!!

Dragonia appears.

Dragonia: Don't you dare!!

Yami: *eye disappears* Darn..

Joey: *randomly walks in* Oooh Peas! *eats the peas*

Seto & Yami: JOEY!!!YOU MORON!!!

Joey: Eh..Oops? *runs*

Seto: Now what?!?

*stalk grows out of the ground in the backyard somehow*

Seto: OO;;; That works.*goes out and climbs it*

~*~Three hours of climbing later~*~

Seto: *panting* God! How much longer could that have been?!? *tries to step on a cloud; falls through* OO!!! My God!!!!

Dragonia: *catches him* ^___^;; Sorry about that.*puts him on the cloud; makes sure it's solid yet bouncy first* Bouncy.^_^

Seto: --;; Riiiiight.*walks.Errr bounces to the castle* *pushes cardboard door open.--;;*

Yugi: Uhhh.Fi fo fumble?

Dragonia: -_-;; It goes Fe Fi Fo Fum...dodo bird.

Yugi: Whatever .

Seto: Let me just end this.-_-;; *jumps onto table with one leap(wow.that table was really high.OO), gabs Joey who was turned into a goose(XD), runs out, slides down the stalk, runs into the house, puts Joey onto the table* There..

Dragonia: *pushes stopwatch button* 20 seconds.Nice Seto..

Seto: Yeah, yeah, Whatever..Are we done now?

Dragonia: One sec..

Yugi jumps down from the clouds, and gets knocked out somehow, and looks dead.

Dragonia: There.. Now we're done..

All: *sigh*

~*~*~*~*

Dragonia: First chappie down! Give me ideas for movies/ stories/ ect. for the next chapter!