Pyro Lady Tequila: First of all, we do not own Lord of the Rings, although
we DO own copies of the books and Extended Edition DVDs of FotR and TTT.
^_^ Also, we mean no disrespect to anyone involved in the Lord of the Rings
films. Anything that could be taken the wrong way, we assure you, is meant
only in innocent jest.
Bob the Cat: I love Frodo and Merry. No, really, I do. If you are either one of those people, contact me. And happy 56!
Pyro Lady Tequila: Well, if you're going to go on like that, I might as well add that Pippin is welcome to contact me at any time. I'll give you food.
Bob the Cat: I don't suppose I'll get my hopes up though. Most people mistake my love for stalking.
Pyro Lady Tequila: It is true. Poor innocent fangirls that we are.
(Best when used with a high-caffeine beverage such as SunDrop. If you don't know what that is, I pity you.) Have a sip.
1. Every time you see Legolas nancing
2. Every time Pippin looks like a cat
3. Every time Sam says something endearing to Mr. Frodo
4. Every time Frodo yells "Sam!!"
5. Every time you see a close-up of Frodo's eyes, or a very very close
close-up of his face
6. Every time you see a close-up of the ring
7. Every time the ring does something unnatural
8. Every time you see someone smoking a pipe
9. Every time Merry and Pippin do something cute
10. Every time Merry and Pippin make you laugh
11. Every time you laugh and you're not supposed to
12. Every time it shows a close-up of someone's eyes or extreme close-up
of their face, and it isn't Frodo (2)
13. Every time you see an elf that isn't blonde
14. Every time you see Figwit
15. Every time you think about bicycle seats
16. Every time someone other than Legolas nances (2)
17. Every time you find yourself fancying a hobbit
18. Every time you find yourself thinking one of the hobbits is hot (2)
19. Every time it shows a close-up of a hobbit foot
20. Every time it shows a close-up of something dead
21. Every time you want to hug a hobbit
22. Every time you start thinking you want a pet hobbit
23. Every time you start thinking you want something else as a pet
(dwarf, pony, eagle, etc.)
24. Every time it shows someone eating
25. Every time a hobbit expresses a desire to eat
26. Every time anything else expresses a desire to eat (2)
27. Every time it shows food
28. Every time it shows people drinking
29. Every time Sam and Gollum/Smeagol argue or yell at each other
30. Every time someone looks alarmed
31. Every time someone looks distressed
32. Every time someone cries or looks on the point of tears
33. Every time you spot Merry and/or Pippin at Bilbo's birthday party
34. Every time you wonder how long it's been since Aragorn has seen soap
35. Every time Aragorn actually looks clean (3)
36. Every time something about an orc creeps you out or makes you laugh
37. Every time you wish you could do a reasonable impression of Gollum
38. Every time Frodo looks like he's on drugs
39. Every time you feel contemptuous of Legolas
40. Every time you see something ugly (individual orcs don't count)
41. Every time you see a map
42. Every time you see letters of another language (Elvish, Dwarvish,
etc.)
43. Every time you find yourself thinking, "Damn, that's cool."
44. Every time someone goes strange because of the Ring
45. Every time you get thirsty
46. Every time you wish you had an accent like one of the characters or
actors
47. Every time someone sings; 3 if it's Billy (Pippin)
48. Every time you see Gandalf and he's actually wearing his hat
49. Every time Billy screams like a girl (2)
50. Every time you wish one of the Elves would do something crude and
improper
51. Every time Frodo falls down
52. Every time you see an apple
53. Every time someone looks determined
54. Every time Merry yells "Pippin!!"
55. Every time Pippin yells "Merry!!"
56. Every time a light breeze picks up indoors
57. Every time you find yourself starting up a game of Tig (3)
Bob the Cat: I love Frodo and Merry. No, really, I do. If you are either one of those people, contact me. And happy 56!
Pyro Lady Tequila: Well, if you're going to go on like that, I might as well add that Pippin is welcome to contact me at any time. I'll give you food.
Bob the Cat: I don't suppose I'll get my hopes up though. Most people mistake my love for stalking.
Pyro Lady Tequila: It is true. Poor innocent fangirls that we are.
(Best when used with a high-caffeine beverage such as SunDrop. If you don't know what that is, I pity you.) Have a sip.
1. Every time you see Legolas nancing
2. Every time Pippin looks like a cat
3. Every time Sam says something endearing to Mr. Frodo
4. Every time Frodo yells "Sam!!"
5. Every time you see a close-up of Frodo's eyes, or a very very close
close-up of his face
6. Every time you see a close-up of the ring
7. Every time the ring does something unnatural
8. Every time you see someone smoking a pipe
9. Every time Merry and Pippin do something cute
10. Every time Merry and Pippin make you laugh
11. Every time you laugh and you're not supposed to
12. Every time it shows a close-up of someone's eyes or extreme close-up
of their face, and it isn't Frodo (2)
13. Every time you see an elf that isn't blonde
14. Every time you see Figwit
15. Every time you think about bicycle seats
16. Every time someone other than Legolas nances (2)
17. Every time you find yourself fancying a hobbit
18. Every time you find yourself thinking one of the hobbits is hot (2)
19. Every time it shows a close-up of a hobbit foot
20. Every time it shows a close-up of something dead
21. Every time you want to hug a hobbit
22. Every time you start thinking you want a pet hobbit
23. Every time you start thinking you want something else as a pet
(dwarf, pony, eagle, etc.)
24. Every time it shows someone eating
25. Every time a hobbit expresses a desire to eat
26. Every time anything else expresses a desire to eat (2)
27. Every time it shows food
28. Every time it shows people drinking
29. Every time Sam and Gollum/Smeagol argue or yell at each other
30. Every time someone looks alarmed
31. Every time someone looks distressed
32. Every time someone cries or looks on the point of tears
33. Every time you spot Merry and/or Pippin at Bilbo's birthday party
34. Every time you wonder how long it's been since Aragorn has seen soap
35. Every time Aragorn actually looks clean (3)
36. Every time something about an orc creeps you out or makes you laugh
37. Every time you wish you could do a reasonable impression of Gollum
38. Every time Frodo looks like he's on drugs
39. Every time you feel contemptuous of Legolas
40. Every time you see something ugly (individual orcs don't count)
41. Every time you see a map
42. Every time you see letters of another language (Elvish, Dwarvish,
etc.)
43. Every time you find yourself thinking, "Damn, that's cool."
44. Every time someone goes strange because of the Ring
45. Every time you get thirsty
46. Every time you wish you had an accent like one of the characters or
actors
47. Every time someone sings; 3 if it's Billy (Pippin)
48. Every time you see Gandalf and he's actually wearing his hat
49. Every time Billy screams like a girl (2)
50. Every time you wish one of the Elves would do something crude and
improper
51. Every time Frodo falls down
52. Every time you see an apple
53. Every time someone looks determined
54. Every time Merry yells "Pippin!!"
55. Every time Pippin yells "Merry!!"
56. Every time a light breeze picks up indoors
57. Every time you find yourself starting up a game of Tig (3)