Disclaimer: *aims wand backward* OBLIVIATE!!!!! AAAAAAGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!*memory is now lost* Do I own Inuyasha? Who's he? Who am I??? *dies* REAL Disclaimer: And really bad eggs. no, I don't own Inuyasha!

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Biggestshippofanintheuniv Inuyasha Short Stories and Parodies

Chapter 1: You're a Cute One

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Sung to the tune of: You're a Mean One

You're a cute one, Shippo - Kun, You have a fluffy tail, If anyone ever saw you, They would probably see you wail About Inuyasha. Then, suddenly Kagome will come and say, Sit, Inu - Kun!

Why does Inu hit you, you're adorable, Shippo - Kun, You don't deserve all those lumps! And if anyone ever saw them, They would look like camel humps, Shippo - Kun, Luckily, in the feudal era, They haven't invented mumps!

If you ask Japan who's the man in Japan, No one'd deny it ____

You're extremely cute, Shippo - Kun, You almost always smile, You have all the evil meanness Of a little lost puppy, Shippo - Kun, Given the choice between you I'd take the. LITTLE LOST PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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