Note: The thing that happened in this story won't stop here, it will be
passed down throughout future SSBM stories.
THE DAY SMASH MANSION EXPLODED
It was a stormy day in Onett. The Smashers are cozy inside there house.
Phone: ring
Bowser: (answers) For the 283rd time! This is not Caesar's Pizza Palace!!!!
Pikachu: When will this storm stop?
Mewtwo: It'll stop.
Suddenly, some hard thing flew in and broke the window from outside.
Mario: Mamamia! Da window eez broken!
Link: Someone get the wooden boards!
Soon...
Link: Done. But this board looks like...
Young Link (YL): Anyone saw the Snake & Ladder board game?
Peach: No!
Mario: What?
Peach: We forgot the shirts outside! It's wet for sure!
Dr. Mario: Calm down, I got them in already.
Peach: Thanks a lot!
Zelda: The plumbing backed up and the water soaked the clothes!
Peach: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I was hoping to try that new dress right when it dries!
Suddenly... BLACKOUT!!!!!!
Luigi: NO!!!! THE DARK!!!! AHHH!!!!!
Ganondorf: YES!!!!! THE DARK!!!!! HOORAY!!!!!
Roy: Someone get some lights!
Pichu: The flashlight... I traded it with someone for a...
Roy: That's our only flashlight! Why did you trade it off?!
Pichu: I traded it for a bigger flashlight.
Roy: Great trade!
Pichu: But the beam of light is smaller than the old one. You see, the beam isn't even thicker than a pencil...
Game & Watch (G&W): We'll get a candle.
Ganondorf: The last candle was used for Webby's birthday yesterday.
Captain Falcon (CF): Who's Webby?
Ganondorf: That spider in the attic.
Luigi: NO!!!!! THE DARK!!!! OH! THE HORROR!!!!
Peach: My dress...
Samus: Why don't we sleep early? There's nothing to do during a blackout.
The next day, the storm had stopped.
Marth: Would you believe the there are 5 windows broken?
Dr. Mario: I know, the one in my room broke and soaked my lab coat.
Zelda: The gazebo is smashed to pieces...
Phone: ring
Bowser: (answers) No! I tell you this isn't Pizza Palace!
Kirby: I'm hungry!
Yoshi: So am I!
Peach: Dang. We're out of gasoline. Now I can't cook. Call the gas company to sent one here.
Kirby: I can't wait any longer!
Yoshi: Food! I need food!
Peach: Patience!
Kirby: We'll set fire to cook it! (Inhales and copies Bowser) Breath fire! (Burns cooker)
Peach: Don't!
The fire burned the gas tank, causing an explosion. The Smash Mansion exploded.
Passerby: What the?!
Woman: That house exploded!
Man: That's the house of the Smashers!
Luckily, the Smashers survived the explosion.
Fox: Our house...
Falco: Nothing but burned piles...
Ness: Phew, my Gamecube is still working.
Jigglypuff: So's the phone.
Phone: ring
Bowser: (answers) Are you calling us just to torture us?! Our house is gone and you're still calling the wrong number! One more wrong call and I'll burn your house down!
Kirby: Sorry...
Peach: NO!!!!! THE DRESS!!!!!!
Marth: For 3 years we call this home...
Roy: It's demolished...
Samus: Thanks to Kirby.
Mastert Hand: Yo! What's up?
Mario: Can't-a you see?
Master: I see. You should've be careful with the gasoline tank.
Pichu: Most of the things are destroyed.
Yoshi: At least the fridge is still usable, so's the food inside.
Luigi: Where will we be living while the house is being built?
Master: I got some cash here. It isn't very much, but should be enough to rent a small apartment room.
After some discussion, the Smashers agreed to move to a nearby apartment and wait for their house to be rebuilt. They gathered their remaining properties and moved off. The unharmed stuffs are: TV, Gamcube, sofa, some clothes, fridge, phone, computer, a pillow, a skateboard, and there long limousine. There are many other things that are unharmed, are they not written in this story? Have patient waiting for the next chapter.
THE DAY SMASH MANSION EXPLODED
It was a stormy day in Onett. The Smashers are cozy inside there house.
Phone: ring
Bowser: (answers) For the 283rd time! This is not Caesar's Pizza Palace!!!!
Pikachu: When will this storm stop?
Mewtwo: It'll stop.
Suddenly, some hard thing flew in and broke the window from outside.
Mario: Mamamia! Da window eez broken!
Link: Someone get the wooden boards!
Soon...
Link: Done. But this board looks like...
Young Link (YL): Anyone saw the Snake & Ladder board game?
Peach: No!
Mario: What?
Peach: We forgot the shirts outside! It's wet for sure!
Dr. Mario: Calm down, I got them in already.
Peach: Thanks a lot!
Zelda: The plumbing backed up and the water soaked the clothes!
Peach: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I was hoping to try that new dress right when it dries!
Suddenly... BLACKOUT!!!!!!
Luigi: NO!!!! THE DARK!!!! AHHH!!!!!
Ganondorf: YES!!!!! THE DARK!!!!! HOORAY!!!!!
Roy: Someone get some lights!
Pichu: The flashlight... I traded it with someone for a...
Roy: That's our only flashlight! Why did you trade it off?!
Pichu: I traded it for a bigger flashlight.
Roy: Great trade!
Pichu: But the beam of light is smaller than the old one. You see, the beam isn't even thicker than a pencil...
Game & Watch (G&W): We'll get a candle.
Ganondorf: The last candle was used for Webby's birthday yesterday.
Captain Falcon (CF): Who's Webby?
Ganondorf: That spider in the attic.
Luigi: NO!!!!! THE DARK!!!! OH! THE HORROR!!!!
Peach: My dress...
Samus: Why don't we sleep early? There's nothing to do during a blackout.
The next day, the storm had stopped.
Marth: Would you believe the there are 5 windows broken?
Dr. Mario: I know, the one in my room broke and soaked my lab coat.
Zelda: The gazebo is smashed to pieces...
Phone: ring
Bowser: (answers) No! I tell you this isn't Pizza Palace!
Kirby: I'm hungry!
Yoshi: So am I!
Peach: Dang. We're out of gasoline. Now I can't cook. Call the gas company to sent one here.
Kirby: I can't wait any longer!
Yoshi: Food! I need food!
Peach: Patience!
Kirby: We'll set fire to cook it! (Inhales and copies Bowser) Breath fire! (Burns cooker)
Peach: Don't!
The fire burned the gas tank, causing an explosion. The Smash Mansion exploded.
Passerby: What the?!
Woman: That house exploded!
Man: That's the house of the Smashers!
Luckily, the Smashers survived the explosion.
Fox: Our house...
Falco: Nothing but burned piles...
Ness: Phew, my Gamecube is still working.
Jigglypuff: So's the phone.
Phone: ring
Bowser: (answers) Are you calling us just to torture us?! Our house is gone and you're still calling the wrong number! One more wrong call and I'll burn your house down!
Kirby: Sorry...
Peach: NO!!!!! THE DRESS!!!!!!
Marth: For 3 years we call this home...
Roy: It's demolished...
Samus: Thanks to Kirby.
Mastert Hand: Yo! What's up?
Mario: Can't-a you see?
Master: I see. You should've be careful with the gasoline tank.
Pichu: Most of the things are destroyed.
Yoshi: At least the fridge is still usable, so's the food inside.
Luigi: Where will we be living while the house is being built?
Master: I got some cash here. It isn't very much, but should be enough to rent a small apartment room.
After some discussion, the Smashers agreed to move to a nearby apartment and wait for their house to be rebuilt. They gathered their remaining properties and moved off. The unharmed stuffs are: TV, Gamcube, sofa, some clothes, fridge, phone, computer, a pillow, a skateboard, and there long limousine. There are many other things that are unharmed, are they not written in this story? Have patient waiting for the next chapter.
