Hamtaro: Ask the Ham-Hams!
This chappy's kinda short.
If I mentioned your name already, I won't repeat it.
Note: The announcer guys are: Raja and TJ. Their hamsters. Their on a talk show called Ham-Talk. Words in '' are thinking. ~~~ separates times. (Does that even make sense?)
~Chapter 1~
Boss, Cappy, and Snoozer
Raja: Hey everyone! I'm Raja
TJ: And I'm TJ. Are you ready for Ham-Talk?
Everyone: YAHH!!
Raja: That's great! Today we have the ham-hams from the Ham-Ham Clubhouse. May we welcome Boss, Cappy, and Snoozer!
*Boss, Cappy, and Snoozer come in (Boss carries Snoozer)
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Boss: Are ya ready Cappy?
Cappy: not really.
Boss: Come on! Don't you wanna be famous??
Cappy: Not really.
Boss: *sighs* Cappy!
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TJ: How ya guys doing here?
Boss: We're fine!
Cappy: We are?
Boss: Quiet down!
Snoozer: All is well in the land of the bunnies. *Cappy and Boss sweatdrops*
Raja: Great!
TJ: First let's have Boss.
Boss: Sure!
TJ: First one- from Charm-Star. Why do you have zig-zag whiskers?
Boss: It's sort of a long story, but let's just say my cousins back home were a little obnoxious and ruined them.
TJ: Ouch! Next one's from S.S.T.A.G. - What's your favorite TV show?
Boss: I guess I like watching soccer and other sports stuff.
TJ: Cool! Now what's your favorite movie?
Boss: I like the Ham-Rangers: First Mission! It's hamtast!
TJ: And S.S.T.A.G. says: Will you be my friend?
Boss: UH. Well I guess. But, I don't really know about you so maybe not.
TJ: Interesting. Now Boss, since you're a field-ham, where exactly did you get your hard hat and shovel? This one's from Kera-The-Kero-Lover.
Boss: Well I dig tunnels, so I have to wear a hard hat- to be safe. And the shovel's for digging.
TJ: Have you ever been to America? That's from T.W3.
Boss: No, never.
TJ: You should go there. It's amazing! Now one last one. What's one thing you've always wanted to do but never got a chance to do it?
Boss: I really always wanted to go on a date with Bijou. She's the sweetheart of my dreams!
TJ: Great!
*Loud cheering and applause*
Raja: That was Boss for ya! Next in, we have Cappy!
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Cappy: So how was it Boss?
Boss: GRRREAT! You're up next, Cappy!
Cappy: Yeah, I know.
Boss: Be brave Cappy.
Cappy: 'Kay Boss.
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Raja: Will we have Cappy up here!
*Cappy ticky-ticky's up to the stage*
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TJ: So how are you doing there, Cappy?
Cappy: Fine.
TJ: Let's start! How many hats do you really have?
Cappy: Uh. I'm not sure. Let's see. I'm sure I have at least 92.
TJ: Whoa! That's gotta be a lot! How did you first decide to have Boss as the hamster you look up to?
Cappy: Well he's a field hamster! Field hamsters get to have soft hay and newspapers to sleep on. And he's strong! He saved me in a flood once.
TJ: Brave Boss! Hey, are you the same age as Penelope? That's from Anime Lover J.
Cappy: Not sure. her birthday's March 3rd, mine's August 6th. It's confusing!
TJ: It must be. Do you love Penelope?
Cappy: Huh? Love? Why would I? TJ: Well, ok. Finally, what's your favorite flower?
Cappy: Flower??? Uh. I guess sunflowers are cool.
TJ: Hamtastic! Let's here it for Cappy!
*Audience goes wild*
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Boss: Super, Cappy!
Cappy: *blushes* Thanks! (That is not shonen-ai!)
Boss: Now, if we could only get Snoozer to wake up.
Snoozer: I am awake! And I'll never sleep again. ZuZuZu.
*Boss and Cappy does Anime fall*
Boss: It's no use. I guess I'll carry him again.
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TJ: Let's get Snoozer out here!
*Boss drags Snoozer to stage*
TJ: I guess we're having technical difficulties.
Boss: Don't worry! He's fine!
Snoozer: ZuZuZu.
TJ: Okay, Do you sleep 24/7 or what?
Snoozer: Yep, Yep. ZuZu.
*Boss sweatdrops* 'Is he talking in his sleep?'
TJ: Right. Uh, what's your all-time favorite TV show?
Snoozer: Sleeping Beauty-Ham.
TJ: I guess that's your favorite movie, right? Now, what do you dream about when you're sleeping all day? That's from Haily Comet.
Snoozer: Lots a stuff! Whatever is decided by the wind.
TJ: The wind?
Boss: 'What's up with Snoozer today?'
TJ:Okay, last question. Where do you come from? This one's from Silvermoon.
Snoozer: I can from Dreamland, where else? (OCC: Sorry! I'm not good at being realistic!)
TJ: Seems logical.
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Raja: Let's hear it for the ham-hams!
*Audience goes wild*
TJ: Well, we're done for now. Stay tuned for the next ham-hams from the Ham- Ham Clubhouse: Howdy, Dexter and Oxnard!
*Audience cheers like crazy*
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To be continued.
If you spot any weird spelling mistakes, tell me. Don't forget to send in some suggestions for questions for Howdy, Dexter, and Oxnard!
This chappy's kinda short.
If I mentioned your name already, I won't repeat it.
Note: The announcer guys are: Raja and TJ. Their hamsters. Their on a talk show called Ham-Talk. Words in '' are thinking. ~~~ separates times. (Does that even make sense?)
~Chapter 1~
Boss, Cappy, and Snoozer
Raja: Hey everyone! I'm Raja
TJ: And I'm TJ. Are you ready for Ham-Talk?
Everyone: YAHH!!
Raja: That's great! Today we have the ham-hams from the Ham-Ham Clubhouse. May we welcome Boss, Cappy, and Snoozer!
*Boss, Cappy, and Snoozer come in (Boss carries Snoozer)
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Boss: Are ya ready Cappy?
Cappy: not really.
Boss: Come on! Don't you wanna be famous??
Cappy: Not really.
Boss: *sighs* Cappy!
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TJ: How ya guys doing here?
Boss: We're fine!
Cappy: We are?
Boss: Quiet down!
Snoozer: All is well in the land of the bunnies. *Cappy and Boss sweatdrops*
Raja: Great!
TJ: First let's have Boss.
Boss: Sure!
TJ: First one- from Charm-Star. Why do you have zig-zag whiskers?
Boss: It's sort of a long story, but let's just say my cousins back home were a little obnoxious and ruined them.
TJ: Ouch! Next one's from S.S.T.A.G. - What's your favorite TV show?
Boss: I guess I like watching soccer and other sports stuff.
TJ: Cool! Now what's your favorite movie?
Boss: I like the Ham-Rangers: First Mission! It's hamtast!
TJ: And S.S.T.A.G. says: Will you be my friend?
Boss: UH. Well I guess. But, I don't really know about you so maybe not.
TJ: Interesting. Now Boss, since you're a field-ham, where exactly did you get your hard hat and shovel? This one's from Kera-The-Kero-Lover.
Boss: Well I dig tunnels, so I have to wear a hard hat- to be safe. And the shovel's for digging.
TJ: Have you ever been to America? That's from T.W3.
Boss: No, never.
TJ: You should go there. It's amazing! Now one last one. What's one thing you've always wanted to do but never got a chance to do it?
Boss: I really always wanted to go on a date with Bijou. She's the sweetheart of my dreams!
TJ: Great!
*Loud cheering and applause*
Raja: That was Boss for ya! Next in, we have Cappy!
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Cappy: So how was it Boss?
Boss: GRRREAT! You're up next, Cappy!
Cappy: Yeah, I know.
Boss: Be brave Cappy.
Cappy: 'Kay Boss.
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Raja: Will we have Cappy up here!
*Cappy ticky-ticky's up to the stage*
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TJ: So how are you doing there, Cappy?
Cappy: Fine.
TJ: Let's start! How many hats do you really have?
Cappy: Uh. I'm not sure. Let's see. I'm sure I have at least 92.
TJ: Whoa! That's gotta be a lot! How did you first decide to have Boss as the hamster you look up to?
Cappy: Well he's a field hamster! Field hamsters get to have soft hay and newspapers to sleep on. And he's strong! He saved me in a flood once.
TJ: Brave Boss! Hey, are you the same age as Penelope? That's from Anime Lover J.
Cappy: Not sure. her birthday's March 3rd, mine's August 6th. It's confusing!
TJ: It must be. Do you love Penelope?
Cappy: Huh? Love? Why would I? TJ: Well, ok. Finally, what's your favorite flower?
Cappy: Flower??? Uh. I guess sunflowers are cool.
TJ: Hamtastic! Let's here it for Cappy!
*Audience goes wild*
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Boss: Super, Cappy!
Cappy: *blushes* Thanks! (That is not shonen-ai!)
Boss: Now, if we could only get Snoozer to wake up.
Snoozer: I am awake! And I'll never sleep again. ZuZuZu.
*Boss and Cappy does Anime fall*
Boss: It's no use. I guess I'll carry him again.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TJ: Let's get Snoozer out here!
*Boss drags Snoozer to stage*
TJ: I guess we're having technical difficulties.
Boss: Don't worry! He's fine!
Snoozer: ZuZuZu.
TJ: Okay, Do you sleep 24/7 or what?
Snoozer: Yep, Yep. ZuZu.
*Boss sweatdrops* 'Is he talking in his sleep?'
TJ: Right. Uh, what's your all-time favorite TV show?
Snoozer: Sleeping Beauty-Ham.
TJ: I guess that's your favorite movie, right? Now, what do you dream about when you're sleeping all day? That's from Haily Comet.
Snoozer: Lots a stuff! Whatever is decided by the wind.
TJ: The wind?
Boss: 'What's up with Snoozer today?'
TJ:Okay, last question. Where do you come from? This one's from Silvermoon.
Snoozer: I can from Dreamland, where else? (OCC: Sorry! I'm not good at being realistic!)
TJ: Seems logical.
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Raja: Let's hear it for the ham-hams!
*Audience goes wild*
TJ: Well, we're done for now. Stay tuned for the next ham-hams from the Ham- Ham Clubhouse: Howdy, Dexter and Oxnard!
*Audience cheers like crazy*
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To be continued.
If you spot any weird spelling mistakes, tell me. Don't forget to send in some suggestions for questions for Howdy, Dexter, and Oxnard!