Hamtaro: Ask the Ham-Hams!
If I mentioned your name already, I won't repeat it. Thanks for all the people who read and reviewed!
Note: Words in '' are thinking. ~~~ separates times
Also, there is an intermission between the groups. In other words, the commercials come up between each set of ham-hams. (Do I make sense?!)
Yes, the ham-hams may have the wrong OCC.
~Chapter 2~
Howdy, Dexter, and Oxnard
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Backstage.
Hamtaro: That was great you guys!
Bijou: Oui! That was magnifique!
Boss: *blushes* Thanks Bijou!
Sandy: Snoozer was totally funny!
Maxwell: We have Howdy, Dexter, and Oxnard next. I hope you guys are ready!
Howdy: I know I'm ready, but is Dexter ready there?
Dexter: I was ready long before you were.
Oxnard: I can't wait for it! I hope they have some hamster treats there. I want to be ready!
Hamtaro: You're gonna rock out there Oxnard!
Oxnard: Hope so.
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TJ: Now it's time for our next group of ham-hams!
Raja: Introducing. Oxnard, Howdy and Dexter!
*Audience cheers*
*Howdy, Dexter, and Oxnard come.*
Howdy: Have ya'll heard of the kangaroo from Kalamazoo? (Got that from this story:P) Guess what happened to it?
*Some people in audience obviously does not know Howdy too well and answers 'What?'*
Howdy: It travelled all the way to the Carribeans, and had ye jumping contest with yer rabbit! Hardy-har-har!
*Everyone sweatdrops*
Dexter: What a lame joke.
Howdy: Whatcha say there, partner? *holds up a fist*
Dexter: Huh? Nothing.
Oxnard: Will we get with the interviewing?
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Raja: Okay, how about we have our first contestant. Oxnard!
*cheering*
Raja: So how's your life Oxnard?
Oxnard: Real great!
Raja: Here comes our first question. What do you think was the best adventure the Ham-hams ever had? That's from Miss Puar.
Oxnard: 'Kay. Let's see here. Oh, I know! The best adventure us ham-hams had was when we slipped across that big ice and found a new island! Then the ice started to crack and we couldn't get back across. Maxwell thought of a plan that we could make a raft. It was fun. but scary still.
Raja: It must've been! Hey do you ever eat that sunflower seed you carry around? That's from Charm-Star.
Oxnard: You mean this one *holds it up*
Raja: Yeah! That seed!
Oxnard: Well, of course not! It's the bestest sf seed ever!
Raja: It must be. Now hammy ham asks how you get that sf seed to stick so well to your fur.
Oxnard: WHA? Hammy ham, as you can see, my sf seed is NOT sticking to my fur.
Raja: *snicker* Last question form Kero-The-Kera-Lover. How did you first meet Pepper?
Oxnard: Well it's kind of a long story. But it's as simple as this. A long time ago, Kana took me to this big farm. It was her cousin Dylan's farm. Dylan introduced me to his hamster, Pepper. Then, me and Pepper became friends. How's that?
Raja: Hamtast! Let's hear it for Oxnard!
*Hooray from the audience*
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TJ: It's time for Howdy!
*Howdy comes in*
*audience cheer*
Raja: What's up Howdy?
Howdy: The ceiling.
Raja: Very funny. Now some questions. Why do you only wear red aprons?
Howdy: Red symbolizes my power! (being sarcastic here :P) *eyes glow with fire*
Raja: Woah. Get some chill-pills.(That's what this kid at my school says to me:P) Where do you get those dumb jokes? That's from S.S.T.A.G.
Howdy: Ha! Shows how inappreciative you are S.S.T.A.G.! And same to yu there, Dexter! Where ever you are.
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Dexter: Cant he chill out for 1 sec.?
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Howdy: I got those jokes from my great Aunt Aldelageratewatus. (made it up:P) Those jokes are the best, period. No buts.
Raja: Right. Now what was the first thing you and Dexter were fighting about?
Howdy: Hard to remember ya know! I think it was that time when we were still kids. Dexter put that banana peel on the floor. I slipped. Dexter started cracking his head up. I was so mad! I chased him around like chickens! Har Har! That was darn tootin' funny! 'Cause when finally ran outta breath, I ran right into him! End of my story.
Raja: Hamtastic! Lets have it for Howdy!
*Hooray and all that.*
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TJ: Now it's. Dexter's turn!!
*audience cheers*
Dexter: Why thank-Q! *bows like a gentleman*
Raja: Hey Dexter. What's it like having an owner who makes glasses as his job?
Dexter: It's quite fascinating. I don't know who would turn down an offer like that!
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From backstage.
Howdy: Yeah right! Who would not turn down that offer! *snicker*
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Raja: Next question. What did Howdy do to make you hate him???
Dexter: His dumb jokes of course!
Raja: It must be hard to resist getting mad. Dexter: Yes it is
Raja: Who is older. You or Howdy?
Dexter: Let me think.. Well his b-day's on Feb 18, and mine's Oct 10. So yes, howdy's older than me. *cries sarcastically, anime style*
Raja: Don't feel bad. Will you go tell Pashmina your true feelings without backing down and then ask her to go on a date with you? Uh. That's from Haily-Comet.
Dexter: Hmm. Hey, maybe I'll do that right after I'm done this. But-
*door springs open.*
Dexter: Pashmina? *eyes twinkle anime style*
Pashmina: *twinkle in same way* Oh Dexter! My love!
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Bacstage.
Howdy: WHAT?????????? No!!!! My Pashmina is gone!!! *cries anime style*
Stan: Dexter took Pashmina away. Oh well. I still have my Bijou-licious. *hugs Bijou*
Boss: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Stan: Sorry there Boss-man!
Boss: You'll pay for that.
*Howdy still crying*
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Dexter and Pashmina hug for a long time. Then they finally walk out. Talking about. wedding plans??!?!
TJ: Well. There you have it! Next we'll be having Stan, Panda, Maxwell and. the one and only Hamtaro!
Raja: We'll be back, right after these messages. (Is THAT how they say it?)
*audience is wild, whatever.*
*Howdy still sobbing. I pity him. (Kay maybe not)*
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Will Dexter and Pashmina get married? What will Howdy do? Are Maxwell, Panda, Hamtaro, and Stan be ready for their interview? Tune in to the next chap for answers!
Note: sf means sunflower. It's sorta tiring writing such a long phrase- sunflower seed(it took me 3897 sec. to write that down! ) I just think it's faster. And for those who've played Ham-Hams Unite, you should know about Oxnard's seed. He was obsessed with it! (That's after you beat the game and go to his room)
Again, thanks for all those who read & reviewed. Note to all who didn't review: R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! *gasps for air*.... *finally calms down* Actually, I don't really mind if you don't review. I know how you feel (I think). Sometimes it's hard to think what to write down. (Am I right? Yes? No?)
There's something. weird. I support Stan/Pashmina WAY more than Dex/Pashmina (same with Howdy/Pashmina), but I still made it Dex/Pashmina. I feel fine still. Note: I support Hamtaro/Bijou, Oxnard/Pepper, Penelope/Cappy (is that possible?), and of course, Stan/Pashmina.
Concerns for the Hamtaro Anime:
Have you noticed about after the 2nd season, Dexter and Howdy stopped showing interest with Pashmina? And Stan, too.
Another thing for Stan, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR VOICE????? Some of you might not've noticed, but they changed Stan's voice. And they always give Stan a small part to say! I pity him!
And, there's smething wrong with the setup. One episode(the one Oxnard tells fortunes), Pashmina says that she's not old enough to think about stinky, old boys. Then in some other episode(trust me, I've seen almost all of'em!), Pashmina's like saying true love's the answer. (Sorry if I'm going too hard on only Pashmina. She was the first I thought about with this predicament! (Is it just like that, or did something twist and turn in the making of the dub version?)
And can't Boss stop going after Bijou? I feel sorry for her.
Also, as I said before about Stan, they're including too much of some specific ham-hams. And Hamtaro super-fans, brace your selves for this statement of mine. WHY DOES HAMTARO HAVE TO BE THE STAR OF THE SHOW? I mean, even my friend agrees! It's kinda annoying hearing Hamtaro's name all the time(Like in the theme songs) They make it look like the ham-hams that are being left out are just the quiet ones. Well they're sure doing it in an amazingly sad way!
*sigh* I don't think I have anything else to say. Except that the Hamtaro show is not good for kids who don't really know much about hamsters. They really make it realistic, though. (If you don't know what I'm talking about, ask a vet.)
If you would like to argue with me for the statements I made above, please review and state it in an un-mad way. Sorry to those who are tired of my yakking.
Anyway, R&R. That's all I ask, R&R!!
If I mentioned your name already, I won't repeat it. Thanks for all the people who read and reviewed!
Note: Words in '' are thinking. ~~~ separates times
Also, there is an intermission between the groups. In other words, the commercials come up between each set of ham-hams. (Do I make sense?!)
Yes, the ham-hams may have the wrong OCC.
~Chapter 2~
Howdy, Dexter, and Oxnard
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Backstage.
Hamtaro: That was great you guys!
Bijou: Oui! That was magnifique!
Boss: *blushes* Thanks Bijou!
Sandy: Snoozer was totally funny!
Maxwell: We have Howdy, Dexter, and Oxnard next. I hope you guys are ready!
Howdy: I know I'm ready, but is Dexter ready there?
Dexter: I was ready long before you were.
Oxnard: I can't wait for it! I hope they have some hamster treats there. I want to be ready!
Hamtaro: You're gonna rock out there Oxnard!
Oxnard: Hope so.
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TJ: Now it's time for our next group of ham-hams!
Raja: Introducing. Oxnard, Howdy and Dexter!
*Audience cheers*
*Howdy, Dexter, and Oxnard come.*
Howdy: Have ya'll heard of the kangaroo from Kalamazoo? (Got that from this story:P) Guess what happened to it?
*Some people in audience obviously does not know Howdy too well and answers 'What?'*
Howdy: It travelled all the way to the Carribeans, and had ye jumping contest with yer rabbit! Hardy-har-har!
*Everyone sweatdrops*
Dexter: What a lame joke.
Howdy: Whatcha say there, partner? *holds up a fist*
Dexter: Huh? Nothing.
Oxnard: Will we get with the interviewing?
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Raja: Okay, how about we have our first contestant. Oxnard!
*cheering*
Raja: So how's your life Oxnard?
Oxnard: Real great!
Raja: Here comes our first question. What do you think was the best adventure the Ham-hams ever had? That's from Miss Puar.
Oxnard: 'Kay. Let's see here. Oh, I know! The best adventure us ham-hams had was when we slipped across that big ice and found a new island! Then the ice started to crack and we couldn't get back across. Maxwell thought of a plan that we could make a raft. It was fun. but scary still.
Raja: It must've been! Hey do you ever eat that sunflower seed you carry around? That's from Charm-Star.
Oxnard: You mean this one *holds it up*
Raja: Yeah! That seed!
Oxnard: Well, of course not! It's the bestest sf seed ever!
Raja: It must be. Now hammy ham asks how you get that sf seed to stick so well to your fur.
Oxnard: WHA? Hammy ham, as you can see, my sf seed is NOT sticking to my fur.
Raja: *snicker* Last question form Kero-The-Kera-Lover. How did you first meet Pepper?
Oxnard: Well it's kind of a long story. But it's as simple as this. A long time ago, Kana took me to this big farm. It was her cousin Dylan's farm. Dylan introduced me to his hamster, Pepper. Then, me and Pepper became friends. How's that?
Raja: Hamtast! Let's hear it for Oxnard!
*Hooray from the audience*
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TJ: It's time for Howdy!
*Howdy comes in*
*audience cheer*
Raja: What's up Howdy?
Howdy: The ceiling.
Raja: Very funny. Now some questions. Why do you only wear red aprons?
Howdy: Red symbolizes my power! (being sarcastic here :P) *eyes glow with fire*
Raja: Woah. Get some chill-pills.(That's what this kid at my school says to me:P) Where do you get those dumb jokes? That's from S.S.T.A.G.
Howdy: Ha! Shows how inappreciative you are S.S.T.A.G.! And same to yu there, Dexter! Where ever you are.
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Dexter: Cant he chill out for 1 sec.?
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Howdy: I got those jokes from my great Aunt Aldelageratewatus. (made it up:P) Those jokes are the best, period. No buts.
Raja: Right. Now what was the first thing you and Dexter were fighting about?
Howdy: Hard to remember ya know! I think it was that time when we were still kids. Dexter put that banana peel on the floor. I slipped. Dexter started cracking his head up. I was so mad! I chased him around like chickens! Har Har! That was darn tootin' funny! 'Cause when finally ran outta breath, I ran right into him! End of my story.
Raja: Hamtastic! Lets have it for Howdy!
*Hooray and all that.*
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TJ: Now it's. Dexter's turn!!
*audience cheers*
Dexter: Why thank-Q! *bows like a gentleman*
Raja: Hey Dexter. What's it like having an owner who makes glasses as his job?
Dexter: It's quite fascinating. I don't know who would turn down an offer like that!
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From backstage.
Howdy: Yeah right! Who would not turn down that offer! *snicker*
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Raja: Next question. What did Howdy do to make you hate him???
Dexter: His dumb jokes of course!
Raja: It must be hard to resist getting mad. Dexter: Yes it is
Raja: Who is older. You or Howdy?
Dexter: Let me think.. Well his b-day's on Feb 18, and mine's Oct 10. So yes, howdy's older than me. *cries sarcastically, anime style*
Raja: Don't feel bad. Will you go tell Pashmina your true feelings without backing down and then ask her to go on a date with you? Uh. That's from Haily-Comet.
Dexter: Hmm. Hey, maybe I'll do that right after I'm done this. But-
*door springs open.*
Dexter: Pashmina? *eyes twinkle anime style*
Pashmina: *twinkle in same way* Oh Dexter! My love!
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Bacstage.
Howdy: WHAT?????????? No!!!! My Pashmina is gone!!! *cries anime style*
Stan: Dexter took Pashmina away. Oh well. I still have my Bijou-licious. *hugs Bijou*
Boss: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Stan: Sorry there Boss-man!
Boss: You'll pay for that.
*Howdy still crying*
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Dexter and Pashmina hug for a long time. Then they finally walk out. Talking about. wedding plans??!?!
TJ: Well. There you have it! Next we'll be having Stan, Panda, Maxwell and. the one and only Hamtaro!
Raja: We'll be back, right after these messages. (Is THAT how they say it?)
*audience is wild, whatever.*
*Howdy still sobbing. I pity him. (Kay maybe not)*
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Will Dexter and Pashmina get married? What will Howdy do? Are Maxwell, Panda, Hamtaro, and Stan be ready for their interview? Tune in to the next chap for answers!
Note: sf means sunflower. It's sorta tiring writing such a long phrase- sunflower seed(it took me 3897 sec. to write that down! ) I just think it's faster. And for those who've played Ham-Hams Unite, you should know about Oxnard's seed. He was obsessed with it! (That's after you beat the game and go to his room)
Again, thanks for all those who read & reviewed. Note to all who didn't review: R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! R&R! *gasps for air*.... *finally calms down* Actually, I don't really mind if you don't review. I know how you feel (I think). Sometimes it's hard to think what to write down. (Am I right? Yes? No?)
There's something. weird. I support Stan/Pashmina WAY more than Dex/Pashmina (same with Howdy/Pashmina), but I still made it Dex/Pashmina. I feel fine still. Note: I support Hamtaro/Bijou, Oxnard/Pepper, Penelope/Cappy (is that possible?), and of course, Stan/Pashmina.
Concerns for the Hamtaro Anime:
Have you noticed about after the 2nd season, Dexter and Howdy stopped showing interest with Pashmina? And Stan, too.
Another thing for Stan, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR VOICE????? Some of you might not've noticed, but they changed Stan's voice. And they always give Stan a small part to say! I pity him!
And, there's smething wrong with the setup. One episode(the one Oxnard tells fortunes), Pashmina says that she's not old enough to think about stinky, old boys. Then in some other episode(trust me, I've seen almost all of'em!), Pashmina's like saying true love's the answer. (Sorry if I'm going too hard on only Pashmina. She was the first I thought about with this predicament! (Is it just like that, or did something twist and turn in the making of the dub version?)
And can't Boss stop going after Bijou? I feel sorry for her.
Also, as I said before about Stan, they're including too much of some specific ham-hams. And Hamtaro super-fans, brace your selves for this statement of mine. WHY DOES HAMTARO HAVE TO BE THE STAR OF THE SHOW? I mean, even my friend agrees! It's kinda annoying hearing Hamtaro's name all the time(Like in the theme songs) They make it look like the ham-hams that are being left out are just the quiet ones. Well they're sure doing it in an amazingly sad way!
*sigh* I don't think I have anything else to say. Except that the Hamtaro show is not good for kids who don't really know much about hamsters. They really make it realistic, though. (If you don't know what I'm talking about, ask a vet.)
If you would like to argue with me for the statements I made above, please review and state it in an un-mad way. Sorry to those who are tired of my yakking.
Anyway, R&R. That's all I ask, R&R!!