Hamtaro: Ask the Ham-Hams!

If I mentioned your name already, I won't repeat it. Thanks for all the people who read and reviewed! Some of you I responded to at the end of the fic. Check it out if you wish.

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Also, if you're not HamtaroCutie91, you should be cheering loud for this person. If it wasn't for HamtaroCutie91, you wouldn't be reading this right now. In other words, HamtaroCutie91 reminded I was suppose to be writing the fic. Thanks HamtaroCutie91!

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Note: Words in '' are thinking. ~~~ separates times (~~ is just for organization)

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Also, there is an intermission between the groups. In other words, the commercials come up between each set of ham-hams. (Do I make sense?!)

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No YAOI, YURI, or HENTAI questions! Check at the end of the chap if you don't know what the words in capitals mean.

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Yes, the ham-hams may have the wrong OCC. Forgive me!

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Disclaimer (Yes, I kept on forgetting this!): I do NOT own Hamtaro. It's all kept by its owner, Ritsuko Kawai. ~~
Chapter 3
Hamtaro, Stan, Maxwell, Panda

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Backstage... (in girls' quadrant)

Bijou: Do you really like him that much?

Pashmina: Oh yeah!

Sandy: I think you guys will make like, the best couple ever!

Pashmina: *blushes* Thanks you guys!

Penelope: Ookwee! Ookwee!

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Backstage..(Boys' quadrant)

Stan: Yo! This is totally not fair!

Howdy: *sniff* *sniff* How did you get Pashmina??!!

Dexter: Easy! I was being polite and well-mannered. Not like somebody!

Howdy: Whatcha sayin'??!!

Dexter: I'm saying that you are the exact opposite!

I'm just gonna. go.

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Hamtaro: I can't wait to get out there!

Oxnard: Oh good luck Hamtaro!

Hamtaro: Thanks, Oxnard!

Panda: I wonder what questions they're gonna ask us

*Stan comes in*

Stan: Only the best. I'm going last! 'Kay Hamtaro?

Hamtaro: Sure Stan

Panda: I'll go first!

Maxwell: Great! Then I'll go after Panda, then Hamtaro's next.

Hamtaro: Hamtastic! Ooh I can't wait!

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TJ: Now it's time for our next few ham-hams: Hamtaro, Stan, Maxwell, and Panda!

*ham-hams come in and bow and stuff* *audience cheers*

Raja: Who's going to go first?

Panda: I am!

Raja: Great!

Raja: So Panda, did you make anything new this week?

Panda: Well not yet, but I am planning on making a new trampoline for one of the new rides in the Ham-Ham FunPark.

Raja: That's great! Panda, what is your favorite TV show?

Panda: Well I really like watching Trading Spaces: Boys vs. Girls (*I love that show!)

Raja: Cool! What was the first thing you built? That's from Kera-The-Kero- Lover.

Panda: The first thing I ever built was a chair.

Raja: Why'd you build it?

Panda: Well. because it was the simplest to build for me.

Raja: oowwww asks how did you learn to build things.

Panda: I learned from my owner, Mimi's dad.

Raja: Must be fun building all of that stuff! Give it up for Panda!

*applauds*

(*Yes that stank)

~~~ TJ: Now it's Maxwell's turn!

Raja: So Maxwell did you read any good books lately?

Maxwell: Yes of course! Just last night I read about the laws of physics. It was quite remarkable! It was about-

Raja: Now, that's great! We don't want to carry away there, do we?

Maxwell: Guess not

Raja: Have reading so much books changed your personality in any way?

Maxwell: Of course not!

Raja: How did you first get copies of books in hamster size? Considering I'm sure your owner doesn't know you can read.

Maxwell: Well, see there are hamster helpers at the book store who create stories for hamsters to carry around easily. Makes sense? (*That's what I think they do! Got any suggestions for a better explanation?)

Raja: Interesting. Which do you like better, science or history?

Maxwell: *thinks* Well. I think I like science better. (*I certainly like science better than history!) Science is fascinating to learn about!

Raja: Hamtast! Everyone give a hand for Maxwell!

*applauds*

TJ: We have Hamtaro next, right?

Raja: Of course!

Raja: How're you doing Hamtaro?

Hamtaro: Grreat!

Raja: What's your favorite thing to do when you're NOT with Laura or the ham-hams?

Hamtaro: Well. I like being in my cage and sleeping.

Raja: Next, Hamtaro do you like being the star of the show?

Hamtaro: Of course I do! I mean, the ham-hams get their space, but I'm a star, and a star is a star!

Raja: You are very lucky! Hey Hamtaro, do you like Bijou?

Hamtaro: Yeah, I like Bijou. I also like Sandy, Pashmina, Cappy, Boss, and all the other ham-hams!

Raja: *sweatdrops* Not what I mean. HEY! Let's all sing the Hamtaro theme song!

Hamtaro: Oh yay!

Hamtaro: That was really fun!

Raja: It must've been!

*everyone cheers loud for Hamtaro, the star*

TJ: Well, our last contestant for the segment is the one and only. Stan!!!

*Stan comes in*

Stan: Ya! Here! *throws flowers for the girls* There ya go, my prettys!

TJ: *sweatdrops* Well, let's get to the point here. Stan, I got a letter for you.

Stan: Cool!

TJ: It reads: I think I might have found a girl ham for you. She's like Pashmina, only her name is Cashmiere and she was a blue bow behind her ear. She thinks ur cool! Ciao and thanks! That's from Haily- Comet.

Stan: *blushes* Ooohhh-lala! I have to find that girl!

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Pashmina: Grrr. How could he?!

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TJ: Question time! What is your favorite flower?

Stan: Flower? .Roses! Sunflowers are my 2nd favorite.

TJ: How many songs have you wrote? That's from Twinkle-Twinkle.

Stan: I wrote five (made up, of course): Shakin', The Star Waltz, Sunflower Spinners, River Runner, and of course the one and only, Twirl Twirl Song.

TJ: Why don't you sing that Twirl Twirl Song to us?

Stan: Love to! Twirling, Whirling, round we..

*girls in audience say, "He's sooo dreamy!"*

TJ: That was great! Now when did you first start. flirting?

Stan: .If you mean rockin' with the pretty ladies, I've started the first day I met one.

TJ: I see. Let's give it up for Stan and the other ham-hams, Hamtaro, Maxwell, and Panda!

*cheers and all that*

To be continued.

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Send in your Pashmina, Penelope, Bijou, and Sandy questions ASAP!!

Letters to the reviewers (I hadn't thought of this 'til now! And I don't have one for ALL of you. Sorry!):

To oowwww: Thanks! Note: You forgot Stan. But that's okay. I don't mind. But Stan is mad, I think. ~~ To RLC the CD: I'm sorry I didn't put in your questions. They're not exactly questions. They're jokes right? Well, why do feet smell if they don't have a nose and what were you talking about here- carrots are good for your eyes but can it dial a phone? ~~

To Obsidian Dancer: I'm happy you agree. Now if you just had a question for one of them hams, I would be even happier! ~~

To HamtaroCutie91: There, I mentioned your name. You're a star! And it's true, if it wasn't for you, I would've never remembered to update the fic. ~~

To Trixie3: Thanks for you're questions for the girl ham-hams. You didn't give any questions for the boys, though. Do you dislike them or something?! ~~

To Haily-Comet: 1. Do I rock that much? 2. I totally LOVE your fics! (Now if I can only think of some good reviews to write for them.) 3. Was the part with the letter okay? What do you think? ~~

To random hamtaro fan: I'm sorry I didn't put up your question. It was a total shonen-ai (boy to boy) question! I don't believe in shonen-ai (yaoi) or shojo-ai (yuri, girl to girl), and especially not hentai (Someone explain hentai for me!)! ~~

To. That's all! R&R! ~~

Again, send your questions for the GIRLS! Don't mistakenly write one for one of the boys (Pease??)!