Hamtaro: Ask the Ham-Hams!

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Thanks for all the reviewers! Also, Happy Holidays, especially Christmas! Sorry if you were waiting forever for me to update. My computer was going crazy. Also, I was having a Christmas. happy thing. Yes.

Also, introducing. SKFOON(Stupid Kid from out of nowhere)! ((SKFOON: I'm not that stupid! CF(Me! CrystalFaerie!): I'm TRYING to write this fic! SKFOON: SORRY! Geez.))

No more letters for the reviewers( Sorry... I was kidding! I have a couple for some reviewers. Skip to the bottom if you can't wait for it.

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Hamtaro. It's all kept by its owner, Ritsuko Kawai.

((CF: This is the moment most of you have been waiting for. The girls' turn! SKFOON: I thought it was ladies' first! CF: Oh, shut up! Ladies get their honor. SKFOON: Tch. Whatever. CF: On with the fic!))

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Chapter 4: The Girlz: Bijou, Penelope,
Pashmina, and Sandy!

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Backstage in Girls' Place.

*Pashmina swarms in*

Bijou: Oh! Are we going next?

Pashmina: Of course!

Penelope: Ookwee! Ookwee!

Bijou: Penelope must be ready!

Pashmina: She sure is! I can't stand the wait!

Sandy: *sigh* We'll be like, so totally famous!

Penelope: Ookweeeeee!!!!

((SKFOON: What's up with them? CF: Could you get lost kid? SKFOON: Oh come on! It's Christmas! CF: Oh fine! Stay for only this last chapter. SKFOON: YAY!))

Bijou: I cannot wait!

Sandy: Me neither!

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TJ: We are about to interview our last bunch of ham-hams. Bijou, Sandy, Penelope, Pashmina!!

Raja: Would ya give it up for the girls!!!

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Pashmina: That's us!

Bijou: Come on!

Sandy: Let's rock it to them!

Penelope: Ookwee!

*boys come charging in* ((SKFOON: Aren't they not allowed to do that? CF: Who cares?!))

Hamtaro: Come on!

Dexter: You girls are coming aren't you?

Pashmina: But of course!

Boss: Then hurry!

Cappy: Everyone's waiting!

*Stan signing autographs*

Stan: Hope you do well out there my sweeties!

Girls: Let's go! (Ookwee!)

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TJ: Here they are now!

*Cheers and applause*

Raja: So how are you ladies doing?

Bijou: Magnifique!

Sandy: Terrific!

Pashmina: Grrreat!

Penelope: Ookwee!!!

Raja: Good! Now could someone tell me that this little ham-ham can say more than that.

Pashmina: Nope. Penelope can only say that word. I can translate for you.

Raja: .Good idea. I think. Our first contestant of the ladies will be.

Bijou: Moi!

Raja: Yes, you- Bijou.

*applause*

Bijou: Thank-Q everyone!

((Other girls get off stage))

Raja: So, comment ca va, Bijou?

Bijou: Ca va très bien. Et toi?

Raja : Oui, ça va bien, aussi. Getting to the point. First question. Oh wait. It's about French. *groans* How much French can you speak? The whole language, or just a little? From Kera-the-Kero-Lover

Bijou: I can speak a lot of French! I've been in France for a long time, so I know.

Raja: Good for you! Next: If you could make a movie about anything what would it be about and who would star as what? That's from T.W3

Bijou: If I got to make a movie, it would be about. eh. love! And friendship! I would star as. well I would like to be the director.

Raja: Amazing! I can see it now! You directing the love movie! Speaking of love, I got these from lotsa people. Do you like Hamtaro as a boy-ham? And can you admit your love for him?

Bijou: *blushes* Well. Maybe. Hamtaro is funny sometimes.

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Boss: *heart breaks* ((SKFOON: Looks like he's suffering from lung disease. Let's call the doctor! CF: That's part of the fic! Now keep it down!))

Stan: Aw man! Hamtaro got the other girl! Oh well. I still got plenty of love left! Right ladies?

*Ladies giggle*

Hamtaro: Bijou likes me????????? AHHHH!!!!!!!

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*audience goes oohh and ahhhh*

Raja: This was a letter from Haily-Comet: Bijou, I know you like Hamtaro, but think about Boss- He's done so much stuff for you, please, why don't you consider it?

Bijou: Boss? Well Boss is okay. But Hamtaro is good too. They're both good friends.

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Boss: Bijou takes me as a friend? Ahh Darn! I'm in the friend zone! Gotta move it up.

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Raja: Well that's enough for Bijou.

*Audience cheers and whistles*

Raja: Our next contestant- Sandy!

(Cheers galore)

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Sandy: Wow Bijou! That was super-awesome!

Pashmina: I agree!

Penelope: Ookwee!

Sandy: Well it's my turn now! Wish me luck!

Bijou: Good luck Sandy!

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TJ: There she is!

Raja: Are you doing good or what, Sandy?

Sandy: I'm doing soooo great!

Raja: That's good! Cause our first question for you is. Why do you call Stan older, and then he's your twin? It's very opposite.

Sandy: Ummm. Hello? Stan is my twin. And he's older than me by 2 min.

Raja: Speaking of Stan, how much does it annoy you when you have to constantly break Stan away from flirting?

Sandy: Well, it totally annoys me! Man! Does Stan ever flirt good! I bet he's doing it right now!

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Stan: *watching interview* I sure am! Hey ladies, need a massage?

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Raja: He must be. Next one. What's one thing you've always wanted to do but never got a chance?

Sandy: Hmm. Let me think. I always wanted to be famous like my owner, Hillary. People call her the 'Ribbon-Queen'

Raja: Well here you are now! Being watched live by everyone nation-wide!

Sandy: COOL!!

Raja: Yes, well can you do a circus act? That was from Charm-Star.

Sandy: Of course! But not yet. I'd have to think of a routine. Sorry Charm- Star.

Raja: Too bad. Hey Sandy do you love Maxwell more than your ribbon? That's from Obsidian Dancer. ((SKFOON: Complex name.))

Sandy: Huh?? .Well.. I like them both the same!

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Maxwell: I will NOT accept being tied with a ribbon!

Howdy: Calm down Maxwell! You're only lucky! Not like me.

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Raja: That's it for Sandy.

*applause and cheer*

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Bijou: You did a good job, Sandy!

Penelope: Ookwee, Ookwee!

Sandy: Thanks!

Pashmina: Penelope, you're going next. I'm going with you. That's okay right?

Penelope: Ookwee!!

Sandy: You'll do great out there Penelope!

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TJ: Next we have Penelope!

*cheers*

(Penelope and Pashmina come up)

Raja: Since Penelope can't speak very much of our language, we need our translator Pashmina! Are we doing great there Penelope? ((SKFOON: She STILL can't talk? CF: Yeah, well she's gonna learn soon. SKFOON: She better. Or she'll never be understood by anyone))

Penelope: Ookwee-kwee!

Pashmina: She said she's doing fine. ((SKFOON: By the way, how does Pashmina now what Penelope's saying anyway? CF: I don't know))

Raja: Let's have our first question. Have you ever had soda pop? Is it too fizzy for you?

Penelope: Ookwee-kweee. Ookwee.wee. ((SKFOON: Oh brother!))

Pashmina: She said, "I only like pop with fizz in it! It's bubbly. and stuff."((SKFOON: O__o Okay.))

*Everyone sweatdrops*

Raja: Right. *clears throat* From Charm-Star: You should be able to talk in hamster language by now. Right??

Penelope: Oookwee..kwee, ookwee-kweeee oo.

Pashmina: She said that she doesn't feel like it. She said she'll start when she's older. ((When's that gonna be?? CF: Who knows.))

Raja: So, what's it like being the youngest of the clubhouse?

Penelope: Kwee, Ookwee. Ookwee-kwee. Kwee! Ook-ookwe!

Pashmina: *giggles* She said she's happy of it since she doesn't get in trouble or anything.

Raja: Lucky.. Would you.take off your blanket if Pashmina was in trouble?

Penelope: Kwee Ookwee, ook-ookwee-kwee-ook. Ook ookwee, kwee-ookwee-ook wee. kwee ook. Kwee Ookwee!!

Pashmina: *sweatdrops * She said, "First of all, Pashmina would never get in trouble. Second of all, I don't need to take off my blanket. because there's no point to."

Raja: Ya. Okay. Give it up for Penelope!

*whistles and cheer*((SKFOON: *sarcastically sleeping and pretending to snore* CF: Quiet down!))

TJ: Last but not least is Pashmina!

*hoorays*

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Sandy: Good job Penelope!

Penelope: ookwee!

Bijou: Oh Penelope! *gives hug*

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Raja: Pashmina, you must have a really good connection with Penelope.

Pashmina: Of course! I wouldn't understand her if I didn't.

*awwws*

Raja: Our first question: You say your scarf gives you fond memories. What ARE those memories? That's from oowwww.

Pashmina: Memories of. June giving me treats, meeting all the ham-hams, working out on my wiz-wheel, meeting all June's friends, and of course. talking to Penelope.

Raja: When did you first meet Penelope?

Pashmina: A LONG time ago. When our owners, June and Kylie first met eachother in. grade 2, I think. Kylie and her family just moved in. June made friends with her, and it all began.

Raja: Good story. Who do you like?

Pashmina: I like all my friends, duh! Bijou, Sandy, June, Penelope-

Raja: Who do you like, like. You know.

Pashmina: Oh. I like Dexter of course!

Raja: What about Howdy or Stan?

Pashmina: Howdy's jokes are weird. And Stan is too. un-understandable.

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Dexter: I told you she likes me better!

Howdy: How could she think my jokes are weird? They're great!

Stan: Pashmina baby! How could you say that?

Oxnard: Love hurts.

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Raja: Well that's it! Pashmina, I hope Santa will bring you a dictionary or thesaurus next year so you can speak more. right.

Pashmina: Good idea. I should of wrote that on my list.

TJ: Well that's it for all of the ham-hams of the Ham-Ham Clubhouse. I wish you all a Merry Christmas.. And other Holidays!

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Panda: We're done you guys!

Hamtaro: I know! All of it came so fast!

Maxwell: We still have a future ahead of us.

All ham-hams: We wish you a Merry Christmas, and a happy New Year! HOORAY!

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Some years later.

(Bijou and Hamtaro got married, Oxnard got married to Pepper, Sandy and Maxwell got married, Dexter and Pashmina got married, and Hannah and Howdy got married- all on the same day! It was a quadruple.quanduple. whatever, wedding! ((SKFOON: Who's Hana? CF: Watch eps #92 to find out)) Penelope and Cappy just started dating (Penelope can speak human now). ((SKFOON: Thank god!)) All is going well. Really well. Oh yes.)

THE END, or is it?

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It's done! All over! I wanted to do another chap, but I changed my mind. But maybe I'll change my mind again. IF, you guys R&R! I just have no ideas.

Sorry to those Boss/Bijou fans! And to the Howdy/Pashmina fans too! But Howdy got married to Hannah. So there. I couldn't think of any ham-hams we meet in the Anime would work with Panda. Any suggestions? Oh yeah, same for Snoozer. Snoozer's the sleepy guy.

I was tired from typing all those o's, k's, w's, and e's in Penelope's segment.

Also, double, triple, quadruple, what's next??

Sorry that I didn't get some of the other hamsters in it. Pepper, Elder Ham, etc.

Any spelling mistakes I got?

Almost forgot, letters for reviewers(to ALL the reviewers of Chap. 4, that is):

Charm-Star: Yes, Pashmina marries Dexter.

S.S.T.A.G: Where's my reward you were talking about before? Sorry I didn't put your question up. Flame me if you desire.

Hamtao Sage: Bijou sorta admitted to Hamtaro.

Haily-Comet: Thanks for your questions. You just forgot Pashmina. PS. For Sandy's question, you should have known this. Just because she said Stan was her older brother, it does not mean THAT much older.

T.W3: It's kinda boring asking the same questions over again. PS. I already reviewed.

HamtaroCutie91: Yes you reminded me. Also, you said you were going to save a question for the girls. But, you didn't. That's okay(

Obsidian Dancer: For Penelope's question- like, no offence, but really! Take off her blanket because of Pashmina getting in trouble? That's nearly pointless.

Last but not least, Kera-the-Kero-Lover: Thanks for your compliment. And MAYBE I'll continue this fic.

Thanx to EVERYONE who reviewed my fic: Hamtaro Sage,

Kera,

Obsidian Dancer,

Haily-Comet,

SSTAG,

TW3,

HamtaroCutie91,

Charm-Star,

Anime Lover J,

Silvermoon,

oowwww,

Miss Puar,

hammy ham,

random hamtaro fan,

Trixie3,

and PLC the CD.

Did I miss anyone?((SKFOON: You missed me! CF: YOU'RE STILL HERE??? SKFOON: Yep! CF: *sighs* I CAN'T put you on the list because you didn't review! SKFOON: Oh yeah! I knew that. ))

My fingers are now tired from typing. I need a rest. R&R!!!!! And Happy Holidays, too!

PS. I'm planning on doing a Pilika/Ren SK Fic around mid-January. You'll see it soon! ((SKFOON: I hope I will! CF: Get lost. SKFOON: Sure! CF: *sighs* Well. That's the end of Chap 4!))