The Disgraced Crossovers

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, Gundum Wing, Sailor Moon, or anything else I end up putting in this story!!

A/N: Sango and Kagome are best friends and roommates. They are known to be movie clerks but secretly they are bounty hunters. But what happens when Inuyasha and Miroku get mixed into it?

Chapter One: Bounty Hunters?

Sango: "Kagome if you don't hurry we're going to miss our job interview!" Making Kagome get out of bed.

Kagome: "But its so early do we have to go why can't we pick another day to go searching?" Kagome had her clothes on before you could say ready.

Sango: "This was you're idea to go interview with this guy so we can finally find some criminals and get some cash!" Sango back called.

Kagome: "Oh yeah then lets go." Kagome replied walking out the door.

Sango:"What but I was waiting for you...fine lets go. Come Kiriaia." Sango followed out the door with her pet fire cat behind her.

Sango: "Sorry we're late boys." Sango said making sure Kagome and Kiriaia was behind her.

Heero: "Its ok we just got here to so do you have the goods?" A smug guy with dark brown coat, and hair asked. He had four others behind him.

Kagome: "Of course we do.why wouldn't we? Besides we made a deal." Kagome was fiddling with medium sized box.

Sango: "Do you have our file?" Sango took the box from Kagome. "Here..give us the file now!" Sango handed Heero the box.

Heero: "Is this chocalate or original?" Heero handed the box back to one of the guys behind him. "Here Wufei make sure its chocalate."

Wufei: "It's so injustice!!" Wufei had on the same long dark brown jacket as did the others.

Heero: "So is it chocalate or original?" Herro was getting angrier at him then he already was.

Kagome: "It's chocalate now give us the files." Kagome was getting inpasient.

Wufei: "It's chocalate Heero." Wufei had chocalate all over his face now.

Heero: "Well why didn't you say so?" He handed the girls the files.

Sango: "Can we look forward to you're help next time?" Sango had once gone out with Heero.

Quatre: "Sorry but no we have too mutch to do the next few days like party, save people, pary, and save people!" Quatre bursted in.

Heero: Hits Quatre on the head. "Sorry Sango we have to go fight a war."

Kagome: "That's ok we don't need help anyway." Kagome smiled.

Heero: "Goodbye ladies and thanks for the cake." Heero was grinning.

Sango: "Yes well thank you for the files." Sango started walking away with the girl and demon cat behind her.

Kagome: "I can't believe you used to go out with that guy hes so..so different!?"

Kagome and Sango went back home to look at the so called files.

Sango: "So we have 4 new targets!?"

Kagome: "Yes appearently they are a weird group too...Ones a monk, two demons, and a hanyou." Kagome said in disbeleif.

Sango: "That's definetly a weird group but what are there names and are any of them cute?" She said with a grin.

Kagome: "The monks name is Miroku, one demons name is Kouga the other Tenchi, And of course the hanyou's name is Inuyasha.

Kiriaia: Meow

Sango: Kagome when was the last time you fed Kiriaia?"

Kagome: * sweatdrop * "um...2 days ago!?"

Sango: "No wonder she looks so weak." She went and fed Kiriaia. "So are any of our new targets cute?" She asked again.

Kagome: "Well.sort of." She showed Sango the files pictures.

Sango: "OK well this Miroku person is sort of cute for a monk." She stared at his picture.

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Miroku: "So Inuyasha are you going to ask you're girlfriend, Kikyo, to come with us to the new bar?"

Kouga: "Of course he is hes In love with her!"

Inuyaha: "Shes only a seventeen she can't go in with us." He said with a painful voice.

Tenchi: "So you're only nineteen but you still go in."

Miroku: "Well I'm going to go in because I can pass as a twenty one year old."

Inuyasha: "Well I can too but Miroku you're only eighteen." * stares *

Kouga: * laughs * "Well I'm twenty and you I can go in without lying."

Tenchi: "Stupid bar had to make a new rule that you had to be twenty to go just into the stupid place." He gave a sour face.

Authors Note: I know this chapter was really short but the others will be so mutch longer I promise. I was busy with my boyfriend to finish what I wanted to type! Sorry! Love, Kagome