Well, what can I say? I don't own any thing except this cool flat screen computer and my many papers, and you'd be crazy if you think I owned anymore.
I hope you enjoy this colourful little…um, thing…teaser? One-shot? Meh, you decide.
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Little Draco came home one day and said to his mum:
"I got laid today!"
His mum was appalled, so she said:
"Draco! Go tell your father what you just said, so he can punish you properly!"
So Draco went to find his dad. When he found him, Draco said:
"Dad, I got laid today!"
Lucius, far from being disgusted, was proud.
"Good on you son. Next time, is there anything you'd like to change?" he asked
Draco thought. Then he said:
"Yep. Next time I'm going to use some lubricant, my ass is killing me!"
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I hope you enjoyed that. It was very…interesting, wasn't it?
Please don't forget to review. Thanks everyone!
Enjoy your holidays!
^_^ Shel