disclaimer: i dont own the gundam boys, mc donalds, WAL*MART, abcnews,hello kitty company and/or there toys, USA paper:mate. american pencils, selsin blue company tho i do own a bottle of it, a goldfish named charly, or anything else mintioned in this fic, so no sueing!!! i dont have much anyway.....
Duo picked up the letter and read it to see what had caused Heero to pass out like that.
The letter was writtin in very evil prepy handwriting (A/N: i hate preps, they r the eevil of the universe) it read:
Dear Heero,
I am being held captive by OZ, they are beating me with fish and they are making me look at those pictures on abcnews.com. They send in rabid racoons everyday and provoke them into bitting me. I'm in a cell... a gray cell...it's not pink! do you know how tromatizing this is!?
When they kidnaped me the took your dog Hee-chan too, but I dont know where he's at. I havn't seen him in the week i've been here. I am able to get this to you only because of the gaurd, hes a total dumbass, i told him if he puts this letter in the little blue box then he'll get a prize. Please help me Heero! I have rabies! and unless you save me soon I'll die!
This base is located in Siberia nine miles west of the 7 eleven, you cant miss it it's the only two things out here.
I await you're arival
Love,
Relena
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Heero was starting to come to "unn Hee-chan? nooooooo HEE-CHAN!" Heero grabed onto Duo's leg "Duo we HAVE to go save Hee-chan!"
Duo looked down at Heero "what about Relena?"
"um what about her?" Heero looked confused
Duo sighed and tried to turn around to go sitdown but with Heero on his leg, fell face first into a bowl of jello.
A psychotic homeless woman with pink hair and a peg leg came flying through the window and attacked the mess on the floor.
"Damnit not again!" Quatre yelled as he started beating the woman with a twizler.
Heero was licking Duo's face...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~after all that~~~~~~~~~
"you smell like jello" Heero stated sniffing Duo's hair
"I wonder why" Duo said in an annoyed tone.
Quatre was crying over the destroyed twizler, then abrubtly through it over his shoulder and got another one.
"ok so we'll go save hee-chan" Duo said getting up and hitting his head on the condom dangling from the abnormaly low fan.
Heero jumped up and hugged Duo "yay!"
tbc....
ok short but you people are pissing me off! I am not going to update this fucking fic till i get some mother fucking reviews!! REVIEW GOD DAMNIT!
Duo picked up the letter and read it to see what had caused Heero to pass out like that.
The letter was writtin in very evil prepy handwriting (A/N: i hate preps, they r the eevil of the universe) it read:
Dear Heero,
I am being held captive by OZ, they are beating me with fish and they are making me look at those pictures on abcnews.com. They send in rabid racoons everyday and provoke them into bitting me. I'm in a cell... a gray cell...it's not pink! do you know how tromatizing this is!?
When they kidnaped me the took your dog Hee-chan too, but I dont know where he's at. I havn't seen him in the week i've been here. I am able to get this to you only because of the gaurd, hes a total dumbass, i told him if he puts this letter in the little blue box then he'll get a prize. Please help me Heero! I have rabies! and unless you save me soon I'll die!
This base is located in Siberia nine miles west of the 7 eleven, you cant miss it it's the only two things out here.
I await you're arival
Love,
Relena
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Heero was starting to come to "unn Hee-chan? nooooooo HEE-CHAN!" Heero grabed onto Duo's leg "Duo we HAVE to go save Hee-chan!"
Duo looked down at Heero "what about Relena?"
"um what about her?" Heero looked confused
Duo sighed and tried to turn around to go sitdown but with Heero on his leg, fell face first into a bowl of jello.
A psychotic homeless woman with pink hair and a peg leg came flying through the window and attacked the mess on the floor.
"Damnit not again!" Quatre yelled as he started beating the woman with a twizler.
Heero was licking Duo's face...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~after all that~~~~~~~~~
"you smell like jello" Heero stated sniffing Duo's hair
"I wonder why" Duo said in an annoyed tone.
Quatre was crying over the destroyed twizler, then abrubtly through it over his shoulder and got another one.
"ok so we'll go save hee-chan" Duo said getting up and hitting his head on the condom dangling from the abnormaly low fan.
Heero jumped up and hugged Duo "yay!"
tbc....
ok short but you people are pissing me off! I am not going to update this fucking fic till i get some mother fucking reviews!! REVIEW GOD DAMNIT!