Hey Battousai (She Likes Me For Me) – terminal_insanity (A Parody of Blessid Union of Souls' 'Hey Leonardo…')
She don't care about my gloom
And she don't care about my trenchcoat
And that's real good 'cause Shishio trashed it bad
Though if he didn't it wouldn't mean nothin'
She likes me for me
Even though I'm such broody bishie
Thinks that everyone acts fishy
When it's only me
And what she sees
Is my loyalty and actions
My fixed determination
And the skill that helps me when I fight
She don't care about my swords
Or my kodachis in a pair
Things like that just never appealed much to her
Though she's a violent ninja girl
And she forgives me though I hurt her
So many times over again
She's the only one who can
Make me a better man and
Make me wanna change
She likes me for me
Not because I hang with Battousai-san
Or that Shinsengumi wolf-cop
I think Saitou's his name
She's the one for me
And I just can't leave without her
Even though it's to protect her
'Cause she'd just follow me wherever I go
'Cause she'd just follow me wherever I go
Yeah she'd just follow me wherever I go
Meditating in peace
As the tea beside me grows cold on the mat
The feelings I'm afraid of are gonna show up
Regardless of what I want
She likes me for me
Even though I'm such a frigid iceberg
And because I'm such a bishie
I like her for her
Even though she's stubborn like a donkey
Mischievous just like a monkey
Why does she waste all her heart on me?
I must have a trait that I cannot see (cannot see)
She likes me for me
Not because I helped in killing Shishio
I can make good soup with miso
Unlike that Kaoru girl
And what she sees
Is that I won't leave without her
'Cause she'd just follow me wherever I go
Wherever I go
Wherever
Yeah she'd just follow me wherever I go