Disclaimer: The following characters belong to Louise Renninson. I did get
words like "ginger nob" from the books.
Walking to Stalag 14 9.30 a.m.
Walking to school with Jas. Foxwood lads are standing by the gate. Probably waiting to be graced with moi presence. I was too busy looking at Dave the Laugh's eyes while Jas was rambling on about her fringe.
"You know how I sort of have a fringe problem? Well I figure I can use the stuff that helps with biting your nails, you know, Gee?"
"Jas you would have the problem of eating your fringe, which you don't"
Dave's eyes are quite gorgey.tres tres gorgey, actually. Yummy scramboos. SHUT UP BRAIN SHUT UP!
" 'Ello my knicker bottoms" Dave the laugh can be quite..a laugh. Did he call me his knicker bottoms? Holy Buddah!
"Hey. I'm throwing my SG a party, you know before he skips off to kiwi-a- gogo land and what not."
Scarce bleau, I just thought of groupies. There'll be tons of weedy, cosmic- horn-infected groupies all of my Sex God! Quad triple Merde.
Jas stomped on my foot with her heel. "YOOW!"
"Stop barking, Georgia, you look like a dog." Hawkeye can be such a drippy weed.
"Right then, would u like to come to the party? You can dance, and eat chips and dip."
"Sure" Ooooh gorgey smile...very white teeth. And I bet his conk is lurk- less.
SHUT UP BRAIN SHUT UP!
"Oh great. Bye."
Jas and I walked to the hellhole before the bell rang.
In my Room
Cleansing with Strawberry mask
That's right...strawberries
5:08 p.m.
Listening to groovy-zen-buddha music. Cleansing can be very relaxing.
Doorbell rang. Libby answered it in her angus-litter jimjams.
"Hi!" She flashed her axe-murder-toddler smile.
It was Dave.
"Hey, gorgeous, is Georgia home?"
"Grr.BAD BOY! "
That was my queue.
My room Scolding myself 11:30 p.m.
I'm not cured of the cosmic horn.. I snogged Dave the Laugh! Bonkers, we've had many snogcapades...
"Hey, Gee."
"Eh."
"Well, I just wanted to volunteer to bring pizza and groovy music for the party"
"Yeah that'd be just fabbity fab fab.just fab."
"Yes it would" (gorgey half-smile)
Then I went all jelloid. I snogged him, for 3 MINUTES.
We snogged past 3-5 on the snogging scale.
Then I realized I still had my strawberry mask on.
Next Day-Saturday Emergency meeting at Jas' 1:35 p.m.
"Jas I feel terrible"
"uh huh"
"I have betrayed the Sex God. He probably never even glances at another girl, and I go off and snog Dave the laugh. Do I have the Cosmic horn?"
"Sounds like."
"Jas?"
"Hmm?"
"Shut up now."
"Oh don't be such a weed. All of this can be fixed."
"How?"
"Well you can either duff up my pillow, or we can go shopping for lippy at Boots"
I duffed Jas up with her pillow; then we left for Boots.
well here's another chapter, I like writing.it's very stress relieving. I really appreciated that one review I got, thanx Zen Tears!
Walking to Stalag 14 9.30 a.m.
Walking to school with Jas. Foxwood lads are standing by the gate. Probably waiting to be graced with moi presence. I was too busy looking at Dave the Laugh's eyes while Jas was rambling on about her fringe.
"You know how I sort of have a fringe problem? Well I figure I can use the stuff that helps with biting your nails, you know, Gee?"
"Jas you would have the problem of eating your fringe, which you don't"
Dave's eyes are quite gorgey.tres tres gorgey, actually. Yummy scramboos. SHUT UP BRAIN SHUT UP!
" 'Ello my knicker bottoms" Dave the laugh can be quite..a laugh. Did he call me his knicker bottoms? Holy Buddah!
"Hey. I'm throwing my SG a party, you know before he skips off to kiwi-a- gogo land and what not."
Scarce bleau, I just thought of groupies. There'll be tons of weedy, cosmic- horn-infected groupies all of my Sex God! Quad triple Merde.
Jas stomped on my foot with her heel. "YOOW!"
"Stop barking, Georgia, you look like a dog." Hawkeye can be such a drippy weed.
"Right then, would u like to come to the party? You can dance, and eat chips and dip."
"Sure" Ooooh gorgey smile...very white teeth. And I bet his conk is lurk- less.
SHUT UP BRAIN SHUT UP!
"Oh great. Bye."
Jas and I walked to the hellhole before the bell rang.
In my Room
Cleansing with Strawberry mask
That's right...strawberries
5:08 p.m.
Listening to groovy-zen-buddha music. Cleansing can be very relaxing.
Doorbell rang. Libby answered it in her angus-litter jimjams.
"Hi!" She flashed her axe-murder-toddler smile.
It was Dave.
"Hey, gorgeous, is Georgia home?"
"Grr.BAD BOY! "
That was my queue.
My room Scolding myself 11:30 p.m.
I'm not cured of the cosmic horn.. I snogged Dave the Laugh! Bonkers, we've had many snogcapades...
"Hey, Gee."
"Eh."
"Well, I just wanted to volunteer to bring pizza and groovy music for the party"
"Yeah that'd be just fabbity fab fab.just fab."
"Yes it would" (gorgey half-smile)
Then I went all jelloid. I snogged him, for 3 MINUTES.
We snogged past 3-5 on the snogging scale.
Then I realized I still had my strawberry mask on.
Next Day-Saturday Emergency meeting at Jas' 1:35 p.m.
"Jas I feel terrible"
"uh huh"
"I have betrayed the Sex God. He probably never even glances at another girl, and I go off and snog Dave the laugh. Do I have the Cosmic horn?"
"Sounds like."
"Jas?"
"Hmm?"
"Shut up now."
"Oh don't be such a weed. All of this can be fixed."
"How?"
"Well you can either duff up my pillow, or we can go shopping for lippy at Boots"
I duffed Jas up with her pillow; then we left for Boots.
well here's another chapter, I like writing.it's very stress relieving. I really appreciated that one review I got, thanx Zen Tears!