SG's going away Party and other Confessions
CH2
Disclaimer: this is mine and not yours ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
At Boots 5:45 p.m.
Shopping for lippy and what not with Jas. We spotted the Bummer twins. Jackie was smoking two fags at once(!) while Alison was using about half a pound of compact to cover up an enormous hickey on her..CONK! I nearly ate my tester-lippy from laughosity. Jas just tsked at me. "What do you think of this color, Gee? It's called "Bridal Peach"?"
"Don't you think you and Hunky are moving a little too fast? Honestly.marriage?"
"Oh shut up, YOU should be looking for compact for your conk."
OooOOhhhh the sirens went off in my head. I threw a bottle of tres tres stinky with knobs perfume at her. A gorgey bloke who worked there asked us to please leave the building. Double merde.
Jas's 6:30 p.m.
The perfume made Jas break out in hives. She says I'm somehow responsible for this and that I will pay. She's finally resorted to threats. Hahaha I knew she would crack some day.
"Go get me cream! NOW!" She can be so huffy at times.
I must get out of this hellish house. I'll just ask Hunky to be nurse-Tom for Jas. Haha, Jas is going to be exposed in all of her hive-osity. Let's just see how beeeooootiful Tom thinks she is now.this is going to be tres tres amusant.
10:30 p.m. My room Meditating
Libby peed on my midget-sized Buddha statue. Honestly...she's like a dog and my statue is her fire hydrant. Vati asked why my room smelled of pee. Then he saw Libby in her soaked jimjams and ran off laughing like a tres tres stupid prat and told Uncle Eddie. AKA Round freak-ish eggman.
At that second, I was saved by the Zen ringing of my phone.
"Hey Gee! Guess who!"
"Santa" I practically choked to death on air. I crack myself up.
"No,sorry. It's Robby"
I stopped laughing at my now pooey joke. In fact I stopped breathing all together.
"Are u there?"
"NNnnghh..."
Nervy spaz attack.
"Ok I guess you're at a lost for words, Hon.just meet me at the park okay?
I hung up the phone and ran for the park.
10:55 p.m. My room Recovering for the shockosity from the park
The SG was wearing his groovy black jeans and black muscle-shirt. Tres tres gorgey. It was dark outside so I didn't see when I ran into him like a blind maniac. I hit him so hard he went "OOOF!" Merde..
He gave me a hug (gospel music). He smells quite nice. Like...I dunno something with a tres tres good smell.
I gave him a peck on the cheek when Dave came up in a red, fuzzy wig, a big, red conk and clown shoes. He looked like a psycho clown on a mission.
"Hey Dave!" SG oh-so-graciously greeted Dave and do u know what he did?!!!
HE SQUIRTED HIM IN HIS GORGEY FACE WITH HIS FREAKISH FLOWER!!
And then he laughed!!! Also in his face.
Then you know what else? I started chuckling...then
I started to giggle insanely. And then I peed in my knickers and I had to "calmly" power-walk home.
February 14 3:30 p.m. School- lunch break
It's Valentines Day. I completely forgot. Until Dave came up to me with a tres tres humongous bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolate. My homeroom teacher let me store the flowers in the room.and hide them from the SG.
I spotted the Bummer twins each holding a single one of MY flowers. They were probably prancing about telling idiots who would listen that boys had given the flowers to them. There are even more pathetic than moi. Ha.
Wait..
5:00 p.m. Walking home from Stalag14
The SG approached me. I felt like a snail in a barrel.or a fish? Oh I felt like such a tart when he handed me a rose and huge box of chocolates.
"I see you already have a box of chocolates" He raised one of his eyebrows. How gorgey his eyes are.yummy scramboos.
"Err..yeah they're.."
"-for you?" My voice kind of halted in a high-pitched screech. So yes, unfortunately it sounded like a question.
He flashed me a groovy grin.
It's all worth it.I still have one box of chocolates.
Sorry it took me so long to update. And sorry it's so short. Thanks for all of the reviews!!! You guys are awesome
Disclaimer: this is mine and not yours ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
At Boots 5:45 p.m.
Shopping for lippy and what not with Jas. We spotted the Bummer twins. Jackie was smoking two fags at once(!) while Alison was using about half a pound of compact to cover up an enormous hickey on her..CONK! I nearly ate my tester-lippy from laughosity. Jas just tsked at me. "What do you think of this color, Gee? It's called "Bridal Peach"?"
"Don't you think you and Hunky are moving a little too fast? Honestly.marriage?"
"Oh shut up, YOU should be looking for compact for your conk."
OooOOhhhh the sirens went off in my head. I threw a bottle of tres tres stinky with knobs perfume at her. A gorgey bloke who worked there asked us to please leave the building. Double merde.
Jas's 6:30 p.m.
The perfume made Jas break out in hives. She says I'm somehow responsible for this and that I will pay. She's finally resorted to threats. Hahaha I knew she would crack some day.
"Go get me cream! NOW!" She can be so huffy at times.
I must get out of this hellish house. I'll just ask Hunky to be nurse-Tom for Jas. Haha, Jas is going to be exposed in all of her hive-osity. Let's just see how beeeooootiful Tom thinks she is now.this is going to be tres tres amusant.
10:30 p.m. My room Meditating
Libby peed on my midget-sized Buddha statue. Honestly...she's like a dog and my statue is her fire hydrant. Vati asked why my room smelled of pee. Then he saw Libby in her soaked jimjams and ran off laughing like a tres tres stupid prat and told Uncle Eddie. AKA Round freak-ish eggman.
At that second, I was saved by the Zen ringing of my phone.
"Hey Gee! Guess who!"
"Santa" I practically choked to death on air. I crack myself up.
"No,sorry. It's Robby"
I stopped laughing at my now pooey joke. In fact I stopped breathing all together.
"Are u there?"
"NNnnghh..."
Nervy spaz attack.
"Ok I guess you're at a lost for words, Hon.just meet me at the park okay?
I hung up the phone and ran for the park.
10:55 p.m. My room Recovering for the shockosity from the park
The SG was wearing his groovy black jeans and black muscle-shirt. Tres tres gorgey. It was dark outside so I didn't see when I ran into him like a blind maniac. I hit him so hard he went "OOOF!" Merde..
He gave me a hug (gospel music). He smells quite nice. Like...I dunno something with a tres tres good smell.
I gave him a peck on the cheek when Dave came up in a red, fuzzy wig, a big, red conk and clown shoes. He looked like a psycho clown on a mission.
"Hey Dave!" SG oh-so-graciously greeted Dave and do u know what he did?!!!
HE SQUIRTED HIM IN HIS GORGEY FACE WITH HIS FREAKISH FLOWER!!
And then he laughed!!! Also in his face.
Then you know what else? I started chuckling...then
I started to giggle insanely. And then I peed in my knickers and I had to "calmly" power-walk home.
February 14 3:30 p.m. School- lunch break
It's Valentines Day. I completely forgot. Until Dave came up to me with a tres tres humongous bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolate. My homeroom teacher let me store the flowers in the room.and hide them from the SG.
I spotted the Bummer twins each holding a single one of MY flowers. They were probably prancing about telling idiots who would listen that boys had given the flowers to them. There are even more pathetic than moi. Ha.
Wait..
5:00 p.m. Walking home from Stalag14
The SG approached me. I felt like a snail in a barrel.or a fish? Oh I felt like such a tart when he handed me a rose and huge box of chocolates.
"I see you already have a box of chocolates" He raised one of his eyebrows. How gorgey his eyes are.yummy scramboos.
"Err..yeah they're.."
"-for you?" My voice kind of halted in a high-pitched screech. So yes, unfortunately it sounded like a question.
He flashed me a groovy grin.
It's all worth it.I still have one box of chocolates.
Sorry it took me so long to update. And sorry it's so short. Thanks for all of the reviews!!! You guys are awesome