SG's going away Party and Other Confessions
CH4
Disclaimer: The whole Georgia universe doesn't belong to me. It belongs to the genius, Louise Renninson **************************************************************************** ***************
February 16 2:30 AM My room-my weekend
I decided to wake up and get a fresh start on the glorious weekend soon to come. However, I did not plan on waking up to Mr. Nextdoor mowing the lawn in his over-sided knickers for his over-sized bottom.
Now I must cleanse in a yolk mask. Maybe that will cure my aggers of seeing Mr. Nextdoor in his knickers.
Fat chance.
8:30 AM Walking in the park
I decided to do my version of jogging around the park-which is dragging myself at a fast limp.
Limped into the Bummer twins. Alison was trying to contain her conk in some sort of hammock.she stole my nose hammock!
For Buddha's sake did the whole cosmic universe see me that day because I thought it was just the basooma molester (i.e. Mark the big gob)?
Anyways. Jackie thought it was witty of her to say, "Hey Georgia! Have u seen my fag-lighter because I thought maybe you were hiding it up your gigantic conk."
Then the stupid tart stared laughing so hard, she inhaled ashes from her fag.
While she was having a coughing fit I said, "I dunno Jackie, have u looked up your bum and around the bloody corner?!" Then I ran for my pathetic excuse of a life.
Maybe I should have tripped over my own naff shoes and let Jackie duff me up and put me out of my misery.
12:02 p.m. Bat room
It's Saturday..that means I only have six days to get the SG's going away party in check. Six days!! That's online..one hundred and forty-four hours!! Blimey.
Well we have pizza and music taken care of by Dave. Chips and dip from Ellen. I suppose Jas could pitch in a few black balloons to capture the depressosity of the SG leaving in the first place.
Phoned Jas to make sure she can handle bringing eight bloody balloons.
"Jas?"
"Yes?"
"How are you?"
"I'm great today me and T-"
"Never mind that. Can you bring eight black balloons to the party?"
"Sure, but why black? Black is so..depressing."
She is such a twit.
"Blimey! Can you bring my balloons or not?!"
"I mean really, you could pay a smidge of contribute to my tres tres hard efforts!"
"Jas?"
"Hmmm? Oh sorry, Gee. Tom was on the other line."
"So I've been talking to myself for the past five minutes?"
"Pretty much"
My best friend has the mind capacity of my big toe. Except my big toe has more.
"Oooohhmmm"
"Ohhhmm"
"What are u doing?"
"Praying for u Jas."
"Oh."
2:15 p.m. Kitchen
I had a complete schedule planned out on PAPER for the party and Angus ate it. Libby got a piece of it as well. But since moi is the as amazing as I am. I remember every word.
I have the club reserved for the whole shebang. I payed for it with Mutti's credit card so mum's the word. Shh.
AT precisely 8:30 pm, Robby will arrive in all of his marvyness and everyone will shout "SURPRISE!!"
And then Robby will get all teary and snog me for my whole world to see. Ahh. Bliss.
Yes well sure, Dave will be there to witness the snogging bit and then maybe he'll get over moi and realize I am in a very beeeooootiful love with the SG. And that'll be that.
Yes siree bob.
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How about I write another chapter when I get five reviews? *Wince* was that too bold of me..
Disclaimer: The whole Georgia universe doesn't belong to me. It belongs to the genius, Louise Renninson **************************************************************************** ***************
February 16 2:30 AM My room-my weekend
I decided to wake up and get a fresh start on the glorious weekend soon to come. However, I did not plan on waking up to Mr. Nextdoor mowing the lawn in his over-sided knickers for his over-sized bottom.
Now I must cleanse in a yolk mask. Maybe that will cure my aggers of seeing Mr. Nextdoor in his knickers.
Fat chance.
8:30 AM Walking in the park
I decided to do my version of jogging around the park-which is dragging myself at a fast limp.
Limped into the Bummer twins. Alison was trying to contain her conk in some sort of hammock.she stole my nose hammock!
For Buddha's sake did the whole cosmic universe see me that day because I thought it was just the basooma molester (i.e. Mark the big gob)?
Anyways. Jackie thought it was witty of her to say, "Hey Georgia! Have u seen my fag-lighter because I thought maybe you were hiding it up your gigantic conk."
Then the stupid tart stared laughing so hard, she inhaled ashes from her fag.
While she was having a coughing fit I said, "I dunno Jackie, have u looked up your bum and around the bloody corner?!" Then I ran for my pathetic excuse of a life.
Maybe I should have tripped over my own naff shoes and let Jackie duff me up and put me out of my misery.
12:02 p.m. Bat room
It's Saturday..that means I only have six days to get the SG's going away party in check. Six days!! That's online..one hundred and forty-four hours!! Blimey.
Well we have pizza and music taken care of by Dave. Chips and dip from Ellen. I suppose Jas could pitch in a few black balloons to capture the depressosity of the SG leaving in the first place.
Phoned Jas to make sure she can handle bringing eight bloody balloons.
"Jas?"
"Yes?"
"How are you?"
"I'm great today me and T-"
"Never mind that. Can you bring eight black balloons to the party?"
"Sure, but why black? Black is so..depressing."
She is such a twit.
"Blimey! Can you bring my balloons or not?!"
"I mean really, you could pay a smidge of contribute to my tres tres hard efforts!"
"Jas?"
"Hmmm? Oh sorry, Gee. Tom was on the other line."
"So I've been talking to myself for the past five minutes?"
"Pretty much"
My best friend has the mind capacity of my big toe. Except my big toe has more.
"Oooohhmmm"
"Ohhhmm"
"What are u doing?"
"Praying for u Jas."
"Oh."
2:15 p.m. Kitchen
I had a complete schedule planned out on PAPER for the party and Angus ate it. Libby got a piece of it as well. But since moi is the as amazing as I am. I remember every word.
I have the club reserved for the whole shebang. I payed for it with Mutti's credit card so mum's the word. Shh.
AT precisely 8:30 pm, Robby will arrive in all of his marvyness and everyone will shout "SURPRISE!!"
And then Robby will get all teary and snog me for my whole world to see. Ahh. Bliss.
Yes well sure, Dave will be there to witness the snogging bit and then maybe he'll get over moi and realize I am in a very beeeooootiful love with the SG. And that'll be that.
Yes siree bob.
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How about I write another chapter when I get five reviews? *Wince* was that too bold of me..