Pointless By...HamClover
12/21/03
Hi! Hi! Here is chapter 2! Enjoy!
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Chapter 2- Not the Master Of Disguise
Dexter and Howdy were running like maniacs downtown.
"What if our owners get all freaked out???" Howdy asked, panting.
"I don't know!" Dexter snapped. "Right now, I just don't want to be chicken food! .or the hamster version of O.J. Simpson."
"Wuh?"
"..nothing."
The 2 hamsters stopped in front of a mall.
"Perhaps we should hide in here, none of the ham-hams or chicky-chikcys go in here." Dexter stated.
Howdy hesitated. "Uh, sure." He said.
They went into the mall assuming they were the only rodents (or possessed baby chickens) present. Since it was around Christmas time, the mall was decorated for spread the holiday cheer. Dozens and dozens of children waited in line to sit on Santa's lap. Dexter and Howdy could hear one kid babbling about how she wanted a hippopotamus for Christmas.
"Huh, huh!" Howdy laughed. "This place has more decorations than *Bronners!" (* Just a side note, Bronners is this HUGE Christmas store in Frankenmuth, Michigan. I've been there a few times, I live about and hour away from there)
Suddenly, Dexter stopped dead, causing Howdy to crash into him.
"Now what is goin' on!?" Howdy shrieked.
"Look!" Dexter snapped. He pointed his finger over to a small hall. (hey hat rhymes!) This was the "hamster" part of the mall. Humans didn't know anything about it. It was hidden. It was also full of holiday cheer. A hamster dressed as Santa Claus was walking away, most likely going off to take a break. But what had caught Dexter's attention was that Pepper and Oxnard were there!
"Oh shit." Howdy muttered.
Dexter kicked him.
"Ow!"
"Don't swear!"
"Geez."
"See, Pepper and Oxnard are there. We have to allude them in some way!" Dexter whispered.
Howdy noticed the Santa suit laying in a corner.
"Look!" He shouted, giving Dexter a sly look.
Dexter paused. "Oh, no! I AM NOT going to wear that stupid thing!"
"Oh yes you are!"
So, a few minutes later, Dexter was sitting in a big red chair, in a Santa suit. Howdy stood next to him wearing a reindeer suit, fully equipped with a red blinking light bulb nose.
"Heh, now don't think you look silly, just look at meh!" Howdy whined.
"Shush! Here comes a kid!" Dexter said.
A young hamster skipped up and leaped into Dexter's lap.
"Ooph!" Dexter moaned.
"HI!" the kid shouted.
"Uh, hi."
"Are you Santa???"
"Yes, yes I am." Dexter lied.
"Then you must know what I want for Christmas!"
"..Oh I'm very sorry, I must have, uh, forgot!"
"Geez! Old people sure are forgetful!"
Dexter gave Howdy, who was holding back a laugh, a weird look.
"This is stupid!" he whispered.
"Heh! I think we finally found the perfect job for yeh!" Howdy laughed.
Dexter glared at him and returned his look to the kid.
"OKAY! WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT!" The kid screamed, not taking any caution as to how much noise he was making.
"Okay.." Dexter said, about to lose his patience. "What is it you want.?"
"A BB GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the kid leapt off Dexter's lap and ran around the scene pretending to shoot an invisible bad guy with an invisible gun.
"Boom! Bang! Pow!" He shouted. He returned to Dexter's lap and gave him a face even the devil would be afraid of.
Dexter paused. "Uh..you'll shoot you're eye out, kid!"
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12/21/03
Hi! Hi! Here is chapter 2! Enjoy!
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Chapter 2- Not the Master Of Disguise
Dexter and Howdy were running like maniacs downtown.
"What if our owners get all freaked out???" Howdy asked, panting.
"I don't know!" Dexter snapped. "Right now, I just don't want to be chicken food! .or the hamster version of O.J. Simpson."
"Wuh?"
"..nothing."
The 2 hamsters stopped in front of a mall.
"Perhaps we should hide in here, none of the ham-hams or chicky-chikcys go in here." Dexter stated.
Howdy hesitated. "Uh, sure." He said.
They went into the mall assuming they were the only rodents (or possessed baby chickens) present. Since it was around Christmas time, the mall was decorated for spread the holiday cheer. Dozens and dozens of children waited in line to sit on Santa's lap. Dexter and Howdy could hear one kid babbling about how she wanted a hippopotamus for Christmas.
"Huh, huh!" Howdy laughed. "This place has more decorations than *Bronners!" (* Just a side note, Bronners is this HUGE Christmas store in Frankenmuth, Michigan. I've been there a few times, I live about and hour away from there)
Suddenly, Dexter stopped dead, causing Howdy to crash into him.
"Now what is goin' on!?" Howdy shrieked.
"Look!" Dexter snapped. He pointed his finger over to a small hall. (hey hat rhymes!) This was the "hamster" part of the mall. Humans didn't know anything about it. It was hidden. It was also full of holiday cheer. A hamster dressed as Santa Claus was walking away, most likely going off to take a break. But what had caught Dexter's attention was that Pepper and Oxnard were there!
"Oh shit." Howdy muttered.
Dexter kicked him.
"Ow!"
"Don't swear!"
"Geez."
"See, Pepper and Oxnard are there. We have to allude them in some way!" Dexter whispered.
Howdy noticed the Santa suit laying in a corner.
"Look!" He shouted, giving Dexter a sly look.
Dexter paused. "Oh, no! I AM NOT going to wear that stupid thing!"
"Oh yes you are!"
So, a few minutes later, Dexter was sitting in a big red chair, in a Santa suit. Howdy stood next to him wearing a reindeer suit, fully equipped with a red blinking light bulb nose.
"Heh, now don't think you look silly, just look at meh!" Howdy whined.
"Shush! Here comes a kid!" Dexter said.
A young hamster skipped up and leaped into Dexter's lap.
"Ooph!" Dexter moaned.
"HI!" the kid shouted.
"Uh, hi."
"Are you Santa???"
"Yes, yes I am." Dexter lied.
"Then you must know what I want for Christmas!"
"..Oh I'm very sorry, I must have, uh, forgot!"
"Geez! Old people sure are forgetful!"
Dexter gave Howdy, who was holding back a laugh, a weird look.
"This is stupid!" he whispered.
"Heh! I think we finally found the perfect job for yeh!" Howdy laughed.
Dexter glared at him and returned his look to the kid.
"OKAY! WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT!" The kid screamed, not taking any caution as to how much noise he was making.
"Okay.." Dexter said, about to lose his patience. "What is it you want.?"
"A BB GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the kid leapt off Dexter's lap and ran around the scene pretending to shoot an invisible bad guy with an invisible gun.
"Boom! Bang! Pow!" He shouted. He returned to Dexter's lap and gave him a face even the devil would be afraid of.
Dexter paused. "Uh..you'll shoot you're eye out, kid!"
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