Pointless
By the Hammy Little HamClover! Wee!
12/23/03
Yay! It's the day before the day before Christmas! YayYayYay!! *bounces up and down* I'm really hyper so this chapter might be strange..or not. Well here it is!!!!
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Chapter 3- The War or The Words
"Hey Dex?" Howdy asked as they scrambled out of the mall.
"What??" Dexter asked.
"How do they know WE killed the Chicky-Chicky?"
Dexter stopped. "I don't know!" he snapped. "but I'm not about to find out the hard way!"
"Fine."
The 2 hams stopped at an ice ream parlor. Howdy's mouth watered.
"I culd sure use an ice cream 'bout now!" he exclaimed, licking his lips. Dexter yanked him away from the parlor.
"we can't stop for anything. Who knows, maybe Charlotte and Phillip (That's Mr. Yoshi, but since they're married now, he's Phillip!) are searching for the culprits right now!"
"How do they know if some MURDERED the little fowl? Wut if they 'jus figgered it fell off the cliff??"
"Oh yea, the Chicky-Chicky will fall off the cliff and kill itself, having a huge bruise, right.?" Dexter said sarcastically.
"Oh what will my Pashmina think if she finds out I'm a serial killer?" Dexter asked himself.
"YOUR Pashmina!? Well I know what will happen! She'll try and hang 'ya with her scarf and skip off with me!" Howdy shouted angrily.
"Oh yea? And how do you know THAT? What if she thinks YOU killed the damn bird!? Eh? Oh wait, it WAS your fault in the first place!"
"No is was not!"
"DENIAL!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Shut up you buffoon!"
"Oh yea? Try and stop me ya' little four-eyed snot butt!"
"Buck tooth!"
"Weirdo!"
"Bad joker person!"
"GRRRR!!! Well YOU, my friend, I saw YOU sleeping with Sparkle!"
"WHAT!? I'd never do that, even if she was the last girl-ham on EARTH!"
"Haw, typical."
"OF WHAT!?"
"You."
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Make meh,"
Dexter's head shook from anger. "Oh I will, just watch me!" Grabbing a conveniently placed roll of duct-tape, Dexter strapped Howdy to the leg of a nearby bench and then covered his mouth with it.
"Fy fu!" Howdy shouted, his words muffled.
"HA!" Dexter said.
"F'ill get fu, fu mofer fufer!"
Dexter was having too much fun to even think about what Howdy was trying to say.
"What did you say?" He teased.
"MOFER FUFERRR!"
"Say that again?"
"Dexter?"
"MOFER FUFFERRR!"
"Wuh? Did you say my name?"
"Fo.."
"Dexter? Howdy? Is that you guys?"
"Fafmina!"
"Who?"
"Dexter! Howdy!"
Dexter turned around the see Pashmina and Penelope running up. Dexter blushed.
"Oh,"
Pashmina seemed quite glad to see them.
"Where were you guys today? Last time we saw you, you were at the farm. But then you just disappeared, we were all worried!" Pashmina complained.
"Ookwee!" Penelope agreed.
"You were..worried!?"
Pashmina was not amused.
"Of course! Everyone thought you guys were killed!"
"Ookwee!"
"Oh."
"And..what's Howdy doing tied up to that bench???"
"Met me ouffa fere!" Howdy shouted, his voice still muffled.
"Oh, Howdy, well," Dexter blushed. "I tied Howdy up to the bench because this vicious reindeer was about to eat him.uh.alive!"
"Really.?"
Dexter didn't answer, but Pashmina went over to Howdy and took the tape off him. As soon as he was free, he wanted to kill Dexter.
"DEX! YER GONNA GIT THU BUTT-KICKN' OF YER LIFE!" He screamed.
And before Howdy could run over and tear Dexter's limbs off, Pashmina stopped him.
"Ookwee!" Penelope shouted, very upset at what was going on.
"Penelope's right, you guys! Stop being so childish!" Pashmina scolded, and of course, they listened. Pashmina sighed. "Let's just take you 2 back to the Clubhouse so none of us has a heart attack."
Reluctantly, they followed.
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Send a review! Oh, and try and figure out what "mofer fufer" really is, ha, ha, ha! And yes, Howdy was lying about the whole Sparkle thing, he only said that to piss Dexter off. ^^
By the Hammy Little HamClover! Wee!
12/23/03
Yay! It's the day before the day before Christmas! YayYayYay!! *bounces up and down* I'm really hyper so this chapter might be strange..or not. Well here it is!!!!
_-_-_-_
Chapter 3- The War or The Words
"Hey Dex?" Howdy asked as they scrambled out of the mall.
"What??" Dexter asked.
"How do they know WE killed the Chicky-Chicky?"
Dexter stopped. "I don't know!" he snapped. "but I'm not about to find out the hard way!"
"Fine."
The 2 hams stopped at an ice ream parlor. Howdy's mouth watered.
"I culd sure use an ice cream 'bout now!" he exclaimed, licking his lips. Dexter yanked him away from the parlor.
"we can't stop for anything. Who knows, maybe Charlotte and Phillip (That's Mr. Yoshi, but since they're married now, he's Phillip!) are searching for the culprits right now!"
"How do they know if some MURDERED the little fowl? Wut if they 'jus figgered it fell off the cliff??"
"Oh yea, the Chicky-Chicky will fall off the cliff and kill itself, having a huge bruise, right.?" Dexter said sarcastically.
"Oh what will my Pashmina think if she finds out I'm a serial killer?" Dexter asked himself.
"YOUR Pashmina!? Well I know what will happen! She'll try and hang 'ya with her scarf and skip off with me!" Howdy shouted angrily.
"Oh yea? And how do you know THAT? What if she thinks YOU killed the damn bird!? Eh? Oh wait, it WAS your fault in the first place!"
"No is was not!"
"DENIAL!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Shut up you buffoon!"
"Oh yea? Try and stop me ya' little four-eyed snot butt!"
"Buck tooth!"
"Weirdo!"
"Bad joker person!"
"GRRRR!!! Well YOU, my friend, I saw YOU sleeping with Sparkle!"
"WHAT!? I'd never do that, even if she was the last girl-ham on EARTH!"
"Haw, typical."
"OF WHAT!?"
"You."
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Make meh,"
Dexter's head shook from anger. "Oh I will, just watch me!" Grabbing a conveniently placed roll of duct-tape, Dexter strapped Howdy to the leg of a nearby bench and then covered his mouth with it.
"Fy fu!" Howdy shouted, his words muffled.
"HA!" Dexter said.
"F'ill get fu, fu mofer fufer!"
Dexter was having too much fun to even think about what Howdy was trying to say.
"What did you say?" He teased.
"MOFER FUFERRR!"
"Say that again?"
"Dexter?"
"MOFER FUFFERRR!"
"Wuh? Did you say my name?"
"Fo.."
"Dexter? Howdy? Is that you guys?"
"Fafmina!"
"Who?"
"Dexter! Howdy!"
Dexter turned around the see Pashmina and Penelope running up. Dexter blushed.
"Oh,"
Pashmina seemed quite glad to see them.
"Where were you guys today? Last time we saw you, you were at the farm. But then you just disappeared, we were all worried!" Pashmina complained.
"Ookwee!" Penelope agreed.
"You were..worried!?"
Pashmina was not amused.
"Of course! Everyone thought you guys were killed!"
"Ookwee!"
"Oh."
"And..what's Howdy doing tied up to that bench???"
"Met me ouffa fere!" Howdy shouted, his voice still muffled.
"Oh, Howdy, well," Dexter blushed. "I tied Howdy up to the bench because this vicious reindeer was about to eat him.uh.alive!"
"Really.?"
Dexter didn't answer, but Pashmina went over to Howdy and took the tape off him. As soon as he was free, he wanted to kill Dexter.
"DEX! YER GONNA GIT THU BUTT-KICKN' OF YER LIFE!" He screamed.
And before Howdy could run over and tear Dexter's limbs off, Pashmina stopped him.
"Ookwee!" Penelope shouted, very upset at what was going on.
"Penelope's right, you guys! Stop being so childish!" Pashmina scolded, and of course, they listened. Pashmina sighed. "Let's just take you 2 back to the Clubhouse so none of us has a heart attack."
Reluctantly, they followed.
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Send a review! Oh, and try and figure out what "mofer fufer" really is, ha, ha, ha! And yes, Howdy was lying about the whole Sparkle thing, he only said that to piss Dexter off. ^^