Sorry this has taken so long to get out!

Disclaimer as before, this is for Peeps who was with me and we had a great time working through the ideas for this chapter, which is quite funny, well I find it funny. The ideas are funny but I may not write them well, oh well!!!

'Thought'

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Stolen Memories

Part4

Ron's POV

"So what you're saying is that I'm gay, Harry Potter is my boyfriend, but I am secretly having an affair with a blond guy called Draco Malfoy. That Hermoine Granger is my long lost half twin sister, who I've only just been reacquainted with. Ginny is my child with Harry from the future, this Professor Snape is my real father and you two are the lords of the world. Right?"

I bought my eyes up to meet the two identical pairs of eyes opposite me. When I had woken from my fainting spell earlier, I had asked the twins who were still perched on chairs by my bed to tell me about my life. Big mistake.

"But earlier didn't you say that Ginny was my sister?"

I asked curiously. One twin shook his head while the other grinned and said,

"No this is a different Ginny, the other Ginny isn't at school at the moment "

I fell silent and looked down into my lap, trying to take in what they had said. Finding it all too overwhelming I felt the darkness crept into my mind and this time I willingly embraced it.

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A while later

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Still Ron's POV

I slowly started to wake, only to find a face hanging over me, a smirk played across its features. Brilliantly blond hair fell over the boy's icy blue eyes and I was reminded of something my brothers had been telling me.

'A boy with blond hair, hey this must be the guy I'm having the affair with, what's his name…oh yeah Draco!'

I thought to myself as he hung over me, and damn I had good taste, this boy was divine from what I could see. I reached up; thinking what the hell might as well do it! And pulled Draco's head towards mine, his smirk turned to a look of shock and was the last thing I saw before I pulled him to my lips in a passionate and hormone filled kiss.

As I let go, Draco stumbled away and sort of sat/fell onto the bed next to mine, looking completely shocked.

'Wow he really wasn't expecting that!'

My thoughts were interrupted by the door to the infirmary being opened and the messy haired boy from earlier, (who had been identified as Harry Potter), rushing in.

'Ah so this is my boyfriend, wow I do have good choice in men! But I do feel kinda guilty cheating on them'

Harry walked passed Draco who was still sitting shocked on the bed next to mine, giving him a puzzled stare before turning to look passed me and raising an eyebrow in that direction. I turned to look behind me and I was reminded of the sight of two identical grinning faces, shrugging innocently. I'd forgotten that they were still there here. Harry shook his head and came to stand by my bed, and asked.

"So how are you Ron?"

I leaned over and gave him a quick peck on the mouth, quite opposite to the kiss I had given to Draco, but I felt I had to restrain myself now I knew I had an audience. I said to him

"Fine thanks babe"

At this, Harry's eyes widened and he gave me a very weird look before he started to edge away from me. This reaction seemed to be happening a lot. Just then, the door to the infirmary opened again and the bushy haired girl that had been with Harry earlier came striding in, a book under her arm and a grin on her face. I frowned trying to think back to what the twins had said about the bushy haired girl, and then I found a name to match the face and was able to remember what the twins had said.

"Hey Hermoine, my long lost half twin sister, how's it going?"

She stopped at the end of the bed and gave me a funny look before retreating back into her thoughts and then suddenly went in a speech about how that wasn't possible and then again if blah blah blah blah blah. It was my turn to look a bit shocked.

'This is one weird girl. I can't believe we're related!'

Then the door to the infirmary opened interrupting my thoughts again. This time a tall man with greasy black hair strode in, his robes billowing out behind him. The man strode up to the end of my bed and looked at Hermoine, who was still babbling on oblivious to the world, to Harry who was still looking at me weird and was still edging away, to Draco who was still sitting shocked on the bed next to mine and then finally to the twins on the other bed next to mine who were giggling like little school girls. He then turned to me his eyebrow raised a curious look on his face, I shrugged, and he suddenly seemed to remember why he was here and the curious look turned to one of anger.

"Do you know how much trouble you have caused Ronald Weasley, with McGonagol away, I have to clear up after you messes. Where is Madam Pomfrey."

He sneered at me, he then took breath and was about to start up again when I realised I was being frightfully rude by not greeting him.

"Hey dad, sorry for being such a nuisance."

He stopped and stared at me, it was a bit unnerving his stare was so intense. Then he just fell to his knees and started wailing

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

He then started rambling

"No, no I can't be his father, I'm not Weasley's father, can't be, I've never had sex in my life, nope never had sex with a women, never could have got anybody pregnant…"

'The people around here were acting sooooo weird.'

I thought to myself. I noticed that Harry had been awaked from edging away and giving me weird looks by the professor's wail, and was now leaning his hip against my bed, a smug grin on his face. The look suited him it made me want to rip his clothes off and…do stuff involving chocolate sauce and cream, I quickly stopped those thoughts, not the sort of thoughts you should be having with this level of weirdness going on. Harry's smug voice brought me back to reality.

"Never had sex ehhhhhh, even I've had sex."

'Yeah probably with me'

Was the happy thought that flittered through my brain when he said that. This did not get a reaction from the professor who was still rambling on. I strained my ears to catch what he was saying.

"…Yes, yes never with a woman, but I have with a man. Damn James Potter was good."

With this he gave a contented sigh and Harry stiffened, looked disgusted and fell to his knees screaming.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Noticing the similarity of their actions, I decided to voice my opinion to them.

"You know you two look really similar, you sure your not related?"

At this comment both of them stopped their wailing and muttering from their positions on the floor and completely stilled, before slowly turning their heads toward my position on the bed. With a roar the professor leaped at me, it was quite a frightening experience, and I hate to think about the reactions I must have got from being naughty when I was younger! I shoved back into the headboard of the hospital bed I had spent the last few days in, but was saved from the angry professor by Harry, who was holding him back.

'He must really love me to put himself in that much danger. Now I feel really guilty about having an affair with Draco'

With this I took a quick peak at Draco, who was still sitting on the neighbouring bed, still wide eyed and slack jawed and completely oblivious to the incredibly weird events going on in the rest of the room.

However, Harry's next words shattered my guilty thoughts.

'No professor you can't kill him because I want to kill him.'

And with this he lunged at me, but was held back by the professor who was also trying to get to me first. They started to grapple on the floor both trying to reach me first but actually were just wiggling on the floor like worms, getting no where. If I wasn't worried about their sanity and my life I would have been laughing my butt off, but the fact that my dad and boyfriend wanted to kill me was a little worrying, maybe Harry had found out about Draco. Oh dear!

The doors to the infirmary opened yet again this time permitting a girl with brilliant red hair and freckles, she looked so much like the twins and myself that I guess she must be Ginny, the daughter from my future.

As she walked toward my bed she glanced at Draco, who was still sitting there, eyes dazed and gaping, but she merely raised an eyebrow and shook her head at him . She then passed Hermoine who was still rambling to herself making sharp little hand gestures as if she were talking to some imaginary person, but Ginny just smiled a knowing smile as if she was used to this type of thing. I started to think nothing could phase this girl until she did a double take at the squirming bodies on the floor.

'Harry?'

She questioned at the mess on the floor

'Professor Snape!'

She cried when her grandfathers face came in to view.

She stood there staring at them wide eyed for a while before shaking her head and turning a huge smile towards me and saying.

'Hi Ron, you probably don't remember but my names Ginny and I'm your..'

However I interrupted her and told her.

'..Daughter from the future, don't worry the Twins told me about you and everybody else.'

At this everybody seemed to snap out of their weirdness and stare at me and together shout.

'What!'

They all stared at me waiting for my reply, things were getting really weird. There was a silence were they stare at me waiting for my answer, the only sound was that of the Twins giggling on the bed beside me.

'ummm…well I asked the Twins to tell me about my life so that I wouldn't make a fool out of myself and hurt anybodies feelings.'

They all seemed to take a moment to appreciate my reason for asking the twins about my life, before all turning toward the Twins and glaring at them. Harry spoke up then saying.

'You two, I should have know, what the hell did you tell him, you've caused so my trouble!'

After this they all for some reason launched themselves at Fred and George as if trying to kill them. Somehow I managed to get knocked out of my bed by someone trying to get to the twins, I hit my head on the bedside table as I went down and the darkness started to creep up on me now, as we'd been seeing each other so often I have decided to call my darkness Patricia, I don't know why I just did. Any way as Patricia crept up at me again my final thoughts were.

'Everybody here is really weird and I really need to stop fainting, I'm probably doing permanent damage!'

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Well that's the end of another chapter, I know it doesn't really go well with the flow of the previous 3 chapters, but oh well I was feeling a little silly and need to get something silly out!

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