Gourry's Sword – terminal_insanity (A parody of Rick Springfield's 'Jesse's Girl')
Gourry is a friend
Yeah, he's always been protecting me all this time
But there's something 'bout him that ain't hard to define
Gourry's got the Sword of Light and I wanna make it mine
But he's got it strapped by his side
And he polishes it every night, I just know it
And he sleeps with it in his arms, late, late at night
You know, I wish that I had Gourry's sword
I wish that I had Gourry's sword
Where can I find a weapon like that?
I act like I don't really care
I'm really itching to steal it away
You know I feel so guilty when he starts acting sweet
I wanna change my mind and leave it then the demons reappear
And he whips it out and it's glowing
And it can kill demons like Shabby, we've all seen it
And even Xelloss ain't immune to it, though he'd like to be
You know, I wish that I had Gourry's sword
I wish that I had Gourry's sword
Where can I find a weapon like that?
Like Gourry's sword
I wish that I had Gourry's sword
Where can I find a weapon
Where can I find a weapon like that?
And he's following me all the time
Offering to protect me from bad guys
Even though I'm a sorceress genius
He still treats me like a boobless little kid
Tell me
Where can I find a weapon like that?
You know, I wish that I had Gourry's sword
I wish that I had Gourry's sword
I want Gourry's sword
Where can I find a weapon like that?
Like Gourry's sword
I wish that I had Gourry's sword
(I want) I want Gourry's sword