Title: Confessions
Authors: Coke and Xtacy
Disclaimer: We don't own sailor moon. We don't even own cheap posters or mangas or CDs or anything WORTH owning, so please don't sue.
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AN:
Xtacy and Coke: We're baaaaaaaaaaaack.. !!!
Xtacy: *mutters* and unhappy about the reviews..
Coke: *sweat drops* Yeah, if you're not gonna review, don't fucking read it, alright?
Xtacy: Haha, gotcha! We're just.. *British tone* joshin' ya..
Coke: Yeah, don't take it to the heart..
Xtacy: Hopefully, this'll be funnier than the last..
Coke: And maybe we'll receive more reviews *cough, cough, hint, hint*
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CONFESSIONS by XTACY and COKE
Announcer: And, now, let's welcome back Xtacy aaaaaaaand Coke!
*applause*
Xtacy: *walks onto stage* Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get this over with.
Coke: *real cheerfulness* Hiiiii, we're back! Hey, wait a minute, why is your name first? Why is it Xtacy and coke? Why not Coke and Xtacy?
Xtacy: Coz Xtacy and Coke sounds much better.. *grins*
Coke: *thinks about it* …hey, you're right! It DOES sound better!
Xtacy: *does a double take* …right, ANYWAYS, on with the show! Before the commercial break, Mamoru and Usagi were about to tell us about their wonderful, ever-lasting, great, ultra-awesome, cool, first class, excellent, fine, ultra-steamy, grand, infamous, celebrated..
Coke: *annoyed*
Xtacy: *listing off on fingers* …brilliant, exceptional, superb, joyful, radiant, exuberant, lively, energetic *wink, wink*, breath-taking, splendid, tremendous, remarkable, luminous, dazzling, shining, outstanding, incomparable, sparkling..
Coke: *looks down at her watch*
Xtacy: *still listing* …extraordinary, amazing, special, marvelous, mind-blowing, staggering..
*15 minutes later*
Xtacy: and.. And.. Uhm.. *whispers* Coke, Coke! I've run out of words! Help me!
Coke: immensely significant..
Xtacy: Relationship!
*Low applause since most of audience is practically drooling in their sleep or about to fall asleep due to Xtacy's prolonged introduction*
Usagi and Mamoru enter hand in hand.
Mamoru: I see you got those handcuffs off, Xtacy. *wink, wink*
Usagi: *looks at Mamoru, then Xtacy, then back at Mamoru* Wait. What?
Mamoru: She got her handcuffs off. See? *Holds up Xtacy's hand*
Usagi: Oh.. *deep in thought* Right.
Coke: Oh, hey, what happened to Raye?
Mamoru: Oh, she had to go home. Something about feeding her crows. *rolls eyes*
Xtacy: *staring at Mamoru* Oh.. *looks away* Right! So let us sit down and chat.
*Mamoru and Usagi sit on love seat and Xtacy and Coke sit on couch*
*Usagi's device-thingie that they use to stay connected rings*
(AN: Sorry, dunno the name of the calling thingie!)
Usagi: Oh, no! There's a youma in Tokyo! I have to go! *teleports out*
Announcer: To be continued! …With Usagi gone, what will happen when Mamoru is left with two maniacal fan girls!
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AN:
Xtacy: We were desperate..
Coke: Yeah, but don't worry, we'll update soon!
Both: *grin and wave*
Coke: Oh, oh! Can I make out with Mamoru next time?
Xtacy: Shh, you'll give away the storyline!
Authors: Coke and Xtacy
Disclaimer: We don't own sailor moon. We don't even own cheap posters or mangas or CDs or anything WORTH owning, so please don't sue.
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AN:
Xtacy and Coke: We're baaaaaaaaaaaack.. !!!
Xtacy: *mutters* and unhappy about the reviews..
Coke: *sweat drops* Yeah, if you're not gonna review, don't fucking read it, alright?
Xtacy: Haha, gotcha! We're just.. *British tone* joshin' ya..
Coke: Yeah, don't take it to the heart..
Xtacy: Hopefully, this'll be funnier than the last..
Coke: And maybe we'll receive more reviews *cough, cough, hint, hint*
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CONFESSIONS by XTACY and COKE
Announcer: And, now, let's welcome back Xtacy aaaaaaaand Coke!
*applause*
Xtacy: *walks onto stage* Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get this over with.
Coke: *real cheerfulness* Hiiiii, we're back! Hey, wait a minute, why is your name first? Why is it Xtacy and coke? Why not Coke and Xtacy?
Xtacy: Coz Xtacy and Coke sounds much better.. *grins*
Coke: *thinks about it* …hey, you're right! It DOES sound better!
Xtacy: *does a double take* …right, ANYWAYS, on with the show! Before the commercial break, Mamoru and Usagi were about to tell us about their wonderful, ever-lasting, great, ultra-awesome, cool, first class, excellent, fine, ultra-steamy, grand, infamous, celebrated..
Coke: *annoyed*
Xtacy: *listing off on fingers* …brilliant, exceptional, superb, joyful, radiant, exuberant, lively, energetic *wink, wink*, breath-taking, splendid, tremendous, remarkable, luminous, dazzling, shining, outstanding, incomparable, sparkling..
Coke: *looks down at her watch*
Xtacy: *still listing* …extraordinary, amazing, special, marvelous, mind-blowing, staggering..
*15 minutes later*
Xtacy: and.. And.. Uhm.. *whispers* Coke, Coke! I've run out of words! Help me!
Coke: immensely significant..
Xtacy: Relationship!
*Low applause since most of audience is practically drooling in their sleep or about to fall asleep due to Xtacy's prolonged introduction*
Usagi and Mamoru enter hand in hand.
Mamoru: I see you got those handcuffs off, Xtacy. *wink, wink*
Usagi: *looks at Mamoru, then Xtacy, then back at Mamoru* Wait. What?
Mamoru: She got her handcuffs off. See? *Holds up Xtacy's hand*
Usagi: Oh.. *deep in thought* Right.
Coke: Oh, hey, what happened to Raye?
Mamoru: Oh, she had to go home. Something about feeding her crows. *rolls eyes*
Xtacy: *staring at Mamoru* Oh.. *looks away* Right! So let us sit down and chat.
*Mamoru and Usagi sit on love seat and Xtacy and Coke sit on couch*
*Usagi's device-thingie that they use to stay connected rings*
(AN: Sorry, dunno the name of the calling thingie!)
Usagi: Oh, no! There's a youma in Tokyo! I have to go! *teleports out*
Announcer: To be continued! …With Usagi gone, what will happen when Mamoru is left with two maniacal fan girls!
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AN:
Xtacy: We were desperate..
Coke: Yeah, but don't worry, we'll update soon!
Both: *grin and wave*
Coke: Oh, oh! Can I make out with Mamoru next time?
Xtacy: Shh, you'll give away the storyline!