The Slayers' Favourite Things – terminal_insanity (A parody of 'My Favourite Things' from 'The Sound of Music')
Astral Vine, Shamanist spells, and some coffee
Non-wiry hair and beige skin that's not rocky
Amelia wil tesla Seyruune
Let us sing
These are a few of my favourite things
Beating up Xelloss to matter that's base
Not getting hit on the head by a mace
Finally finding my cure
Let us sing
These are a few of my favourite things
When my 'cures' fail
Or I get whacked
Or Xelloss reappears too
I try to remember my favourite things, but yet I still feel so blue
(But Zel, you are blue!!! ^_^)
Phrases like 'sore wa himitsu desu'
Or 'shinpuru izu besuto' too
Violet hair, amethyst eyes
Let us sing
These are a few of my favourite things
Annoying Ryuzokus, Mazokus alike
Working for Phibby, the crazed little tyke
Pointing at dragons, bad cooking that stinks
These are a few of my favourite things
When life is good
Or wonderful
When Filia insults me real bad
I simply remember my favourite things, and then I don't feel so glad
Fireballs, Dragon Slaves, food that's so yummy
Toasting some bandits when I feel real crummy
Dragon cuisine and buffets
Let us sing
These are a few of my favourite things
Whacking the jellyfish when he acts stupid
Firing flare arrows as if I were Cupid
Demon Blood Talismans, Bless Blades
Let's sing
These are a few of my favourite things
When my spells fail
Or I'm kidnapped
When it's 'that time of the month'
I simply remember my favourite things, and then I don't feel, so blue
"What's a fiancé?" and "Is it a pickle?"
Dumped by Martina because she's so fickle
Hikari no Kens, Howling Swords
Let us sing
These are a few of my favourite things
Beating up Zangulus in Rezo's lair
Cutting down enemies, I still fight fair
I don't love Sylphiel or Martina
Let's sing
These are a few of my favourite things
When there's Eris
Or Phibrizzo
When tsunamis hit too
I simply remember my favourite things, and then I don't feel so blue
Standing on weathervanes, not falling down
Giving a justice speech in every town
Royal balls, functions, even 'princess things'
These are a few of my favourite things
Seeing reactions to 'my dad's a prince'
Meeting Zel, he's been a friend ever since
Life is so wonderful
So let us sing
These are a few of my favourite things
When my dad 'dies'
And I cry
Or when Zel's mean to me too
I simply remember my favourite things, and then I don't feel so blue
Usually gentle, a smile on my face
But with Xel around I whip out my mace
Pretty pink ribbons on tails
Let us sing
These are a few of my favourite things
Watching as they enjoy all of their food
Watch me and Xel scream, a fight that's real good
Silky blond fringes and 'earmuffs'
Let's sing
These are a few of my favourite things
When Zelgadiss
Irritates me
Or Gourry looks under my skirt
I simply remember my favourite things, and then I don't feel so blue
(You're not blue…Zel's blue. You're just gold…)