Title: Confessions
Authors: Xtacy and Coke
Disclaimer: We don't own sailor moon. We don't even own cheap posters or mangas or CDs or anything WORTH owning, so please don't sue.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AN:
Xtacy: And again, we're back with another chapter of… Confessions! Yeah, alright..
Coke: God we really have no lives, do we?
Xtacy: No, we don't. We really don't.
Coke: Anyways, in this chapter I get to………………uh……………………..*thinking very HARD*
Xtacy: *stares at Coke* … *sweatdrops* You get to make out with Mamoru.. Not that you deserve it or anything. I mean, he APPARENTLY likes me more.. Psh..
Coke: oh yeah………YES I get to make out with Mamoru! *drooling at the thought* and hell no…………okay…………..he likes me…………get it right…….Psh……
Xtacy: No, he doesn't! He likes me! ME ME ME ME ME! *sticks out tongue*
Coke: whatever…anyway on with the show……..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
CONFESSIONS by XTACY and COKE
Announcer: *sleeping*
Xtacy: *glares at announcer* *goes backstage and hits him upside the head*
Announcer: *wakes up abruptly* Oh, oh! Xtacy and Coke, everybody! Yeah, alright, woo hoo! *applauding very loudly*
Xtacy: *goes back onstage*
Coke: *walks onstage*
Xtacy: Yeah, welcome back peeps! As you can see, Usagi has left us..
Audience: Aww..
Xtacy: ..but Mamoru is still with us..
Audience: Yay!!!!
Mamoru: *Struggling in loveseat, hands tied behind his back, and masking tape across his mouth*
Coke: We had to make sure he didn't leave or anything……not that he would…………or actually could….*takes out whip from behind her back*
Xtacy: *shocked* Is that really necessary? I mean, he's harmless!
Coke: *sighs* FINE….*very disappointed, hands it over to a security guard*
Xtacy: HELLO! I'll take that…
Security Guard: *hands over whip to Xtacy*
Xtacy: *takes whip and stashes it away in a sub-space pocket* I'll prolly need this later.. *winks at audience*
Coke: DAAAAMMMNNN You………anyway…….you're not going to get my pink fluffy handcuffs *takes them out*
Mamoru: O_O"
Female Audience: Oooooohh…
Male audience: *strangely excited*
Xtacy: *struts over to Mamoru and takes off tape* Hey there, lover boy… *tries to kiss Mamoru on the lips but misses as Mamoru moves away. Xtacy eats the floor*
Xtacy: Hello no! You fucking bastard! HOW DARE YOU DENY ME! *takes out leather whip*
Coke: *holding back Xtacy*
Coke: *tries to comfort Xtacy*
Mamoru: um….Coke…..could you please untie me? *smiles sweetly*
Female Audience: *sigh and faint*
Coke: *drops Xtacy on the floor and runs over to Mamoru*
Xtacy: Ow.
Coke: Of course, Mamo-chan!
Xtacy: *Suddenly appears next to Coke and holds her back* YOU SLUT! YOU WHORE! HOW DARE YOU?! WHAT, IS TODAY LIKE 'TREAT XTACY LIKE SHIT' DAY OR SOMETHING!? HELL NO! DON'T UNTIE HIM!
Coke: *stares at Mamoru, then at Xtacy, then at Mamoru, then at Xtacy again* hmm………what to do, what to do……….to release Mamoru or not to release Mamoru, THAT is the question…
Female Audience: What, are you STUPID? Let him go, let him go!!!
Coke: *releases him and sits on his lap*
Xtacy: *fuming*
Mamoru: *Sexy voice* Aww, don't be angry. You know I love you, too, Xtacy. Come, you can sit next to me.
Xtacy: *Smiles and flashes 'V' sign to audience* *Skips over and sits next to Mamoru*
Mamoru: *Wraps arm around Xtacy and other arm around Coke*
Coke: SOOOOO….do you really love Usagi? *touches his arm lightly and flutters her eyelashes*
Xtacy: *Groans* Hey… how come YOU get to sit on his lap? I wanna sit on his lap!
Mamoru and audience: *sweatdrop*
Coke: Isn't it obvious?…he LIKES ME…NOT YOU……..MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME *to prove point kisses Mamoru on the lips*
Mamoru: *too stunned to do anything, but enjoying it*
Coke: Ha…I didn't MISS
Audience: Oooooooh! Fight, fight!
Xtacy: Oh, yeah? Watch this. *pushes Coke off Mamoru's lap* Ha..
Xtacy: *sits on Mamoru's lap and makes out with him*
Coke: What the Hell!!!!!!!!!!
Xtacy: *grinning like a shark*
Coke: *stands up from floor and sits next to Mamoru in a furious manner*
Mamoru: Damn, you guys are good kissers…
Xtacy and Coke: We know! *fall over in ecstacy*
(AN: Xtacy: Hahahahaha, my name!)
Xtacy: *…looks at Coke, then Mamoru, then Coke, then Mamoru again* *sighs* Aw, man. Damn, I'm sorry Coke, I shouldn't have done that, pushing you like that was mean. I mean, it's just Mamoru, no biggie! We're bigger than that?
Coke: Yeah, I know and I shouldn't have run to Mamoru in your time of need, he's not that hot.
Mamoru: Excuse me? I AM hot! Have you seen my abs? Here, touch my arm. Feel the muscles…
Xtacy and Coke: *shrug* Okay! *go over to Mamoru and reach out slowly, unable to believe that he's serious*
Mamoru: *stomach growls* Damn, I'm HUNGRY. Usako can't cook for shit. So, um, you guys got some food around here?
Xtacy and Coke and audience: *sweatdrop*
Coke: *to Xtacy* Hey, let's interview him over pizza and coke or something..
(AN: Coke: HEY! MY NAME! MY NAME!)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AN:
Coke: So that's it for this chapter. You can expect: bondage, real confessions, thrown pizza, and spilled coke (Hey I said it again!) in the next chapter.
Xtacy: Yeah. Holla back. For those of you who don't know, you CAN review on this site.
Coke: *Bored tone* It's no Biggie, really. Well that's it, see you next time, hope you enjoyed, um…bye…I guess…..
Xtacy: Yeah, bye!
Authors: Xtacy and Coke
Disclaimer: We don't own sailor moon. We don't even own cheap posters or mangas or CDs or anything WORTH owning, so please don't sue.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AN:
Xtacy: And again, we're back with another chapter of… Confessions! Yeah, alright..
Coke: God we really have no lives, do we?
Xtacy: No, we don't. We really don't.
Coke: Anyways, in this chapter I get to………………uh……………………..*thinking very HARD*
Xtacy: *stares at Coke* … *sweatdrops* You get to make out with Mamoru.. Not that you deserve it or anything. I mean, he APPARENTLY likes me more.. Psh..
Coke: oh yeah………YES I get to make out with Mamoru! *drooling at the thought* and hell no…………okay…………..he likes me…………get it right…….Psh……
Xtacy: No, he doesn't! He likes me! ME ME ME ME ME! *sticks out tongue*
Coke: whatever…anyway on with the show……..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
CONFESSIONS by XTACY and COKE
Announcer: *sleeping*
Xtacy: *glares at announcer* *goes backstage and hits him upside the head*
Announcer: *wakes up abruptly* Oh, oh! Xtacy and Coke, everybody! Yeah, alright, woo hoo! *applauding very loudly*
Xtacy: *goes back onstage*
Coke: *walks onstage*
Xtacy: Yeah, welcome back peeps! As you can see, Usagi has left us..
Audience: Aww..
Xtacy: ..but Mamoru is still with us..
Audience: Yay!!!!
Mamoru: *Struggling in loveseat, hands tied behind his back, and masking tape across his mouth*
Coke: We had to make sure he didn't leave or anything……not that he would…………or actually could….*takes out whip from behind her back*
Xtacy: *shocked* Is that really necessary? I mean, he's harmless!
Coke: *sighs* FINE….*very disappointed, hands it over to a security guard*
Xtacy: HELLO! I'll take that…
Security Guard: *hands over whip to Xtacy*
Xtacy: *takes whip and stashes it away in a sub-space pocket* I'll prolly need this later.. *winks at audience*
Coke: DAAAAMMMNNN You………anyway…….you're not going to get my pink fluffy handcuffs *takes them out*
Mamoru: O_O"
Female Audience: Oooooohh…
Male audience: *strangely excited*
Xtacy: *struts over to Mamoru and takes off tape* Hey there, lover boy… *tries to kiss Mamoru on the lips but misses as Mamoru moves away. Xtacy eats the floor*
Xtacy: Hello no! You fucking bastard! HOW DARE YOU DENY ME! *takes out leather whip*
Coke: *holding back Xtacy*
Coke: *tries to comfort Xtacy*
Mamoru: um….Coke…..could you please untie me? *smiles sweetly*
Female Audience: *sigh and faint*
Coke: *drops Xtacy on the floor and runs over to Mamoru*
Xtacy: Ow.
Coke: Of course, Mamo-chan!
Xtacy: *Suddenly appears next to Coke and holds her back* YOU SLUT! YOU WHORE! HOW DARE YOU?! WHAT, IS TODAY LIKE 'TREAT XTACY LIKE SHIT' DAY OR SOMETHING!? HELL NO! DON'T UNTIE HIM!
Coke: *stares at Mamoru, then at Xtacy, then at Mamoru, then at Xtacy again* hmm………what to do, what to do……….to release Mamoru or not to release Mamoru, THAT is the question…
Female Audience: What, are you STUPID? Let him go, let him go!!!
Coke: *releases him and sits on his lap*
Xtacy: *fuming*
Mamoru: *Sexy voice* Aww, don't be angry. You know I love you, too, Xtacy. Come, you can sit next to me.
Xtacy: *Smiles and flashes 'V' sign to audience* *Skips over and sits next to Mamoru*
Mamoru: *Wraps arm around Xtacy and other arm around Coke*
Coke: SOOOOO….do you really love Usagi? *touches his arm lightly and flutters her eyelashes*
Xtacy: *Groans* Hey… how come YOU get to sit on his lap? I wanna sit on his lap!
Mamoru and audience: *sweatdrop*
Coke: Isn't it obvious?…he LIKES ME…NOT YOU……..MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME *to prove point kisses Mamoru on the lips*
Mamoru: *too stunned to do anything, but enjoying it*
Coke: Ha…I didn't MISS
Audience: Oooooooh! Fight, fight!
Xtacy: Oh, yeah? Watch this. *pushes Coke off Mamoru's lap* Ha..
Xtacy: *sits on Mamoru's lap and makes out with him*
Coke: What the Hell!!!!!!!!!!
Xtacy: *grinning like a shark*
Coke: *stands up from floor and sits next to Mamoru in a furious manner*
Mamoru: Damn, you guys are good kissers…
Xtacy and Coke: We know! *fall over in ecstacy*
(AN: Xtacy: Hahahahaha, my name!)
Xtacy: *…looks at Coke, then Mamoru, then Coke, then Mamoru again* *sighs* Aw, man. Damn, I'm sorry Coke, I shouldn't have done that, pushing you like that was mean. I mean, it's just Mamoru, no biggie! We're bigger than that?
Coke: Yeah, I know and I shouldn't have run to Mamoru in your time of need, he's not that hot.
Mamoru: Excuse me? I AM hot! Have you seen my abs? Here, touch my arm. Feel the muscles…
Xtacy and Coke: *shrug* Okay! *go over to Mamoru and reach out slowly, unable to believe that he's serious*
Mamoru: *stomach growls* Damn, I'm HUNGRY. Usako can't cook for shit. So, um, you guys got some food around here?
Xtacy and Coke and audience: *sweatdrop*
Coke: *to Xtacy* Hey, let's interview him over pizza and coke or something..
(AN: Coke: HEY! MY NAME! MY NAME!)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AN:
Coke: So that's it for this chapter. You can expect: bondage, real confessions, thrown pizza, and spilled coke (Hey I said it again!) in the next chapter.
Xtacy: Yeah. Holla back. For those of you who don't know, you CAN review on this site.
Coke: *Bored tone* It's no Biggie, really. Well that's it, see you next time, hope you enjoyed, um…bye…I guess…..
Xtacy: Yeah, bye!