Lina – terminal_insanity (A Parody of Britney Spears' 'Lucky')
This is a story about a girl named Lina
Every time she gets pissed
Boom, boom, boom, the bandits die
It's time for breakfast
Hungry smile
She ain't gonna wait for them at all
They go…
"Isn't her chest flat, this
Lina Inverse?"
And they say
She's not busty, she's so short
So she whines, whines, whines to whoever
Will listen, saying
"If there's so much missing from my bod
Then why do these guys still follow me?"
Lost in the forest
No way out
And Gourry's not helping much
Her fireball's blazin' and her dragon slave's blastin'
But what if it's her time of the month?
They go…
"Isn't her chest flat, this
Lina Inverse?"
And they say
She's not busty, she's so short
So she whines, whines, whines to whoever
Will listen, saying
"If there's so much missing from my bod
Then why do these guys still follow me?"
"And the Sorceress Genius goes to…Lina!"
"I'm Gourry Gabriev reporting for…uh…what was it again?
Uh, waiting for Lina to come out, oh—and here she comes! DUCK!"
They go…
"Isn't her chest flat, this
Lina Inverse?"
And they say
She's not busty, she's so short
So she whines, whines, whines to whoever
Will listen, saying
"If there's so much missing from my bod
Then why do these guys still follow me?"