It was his birthday, his eighteen birthday and he had no one. After everything he did, after everything he lost, he had nothing and nobody to show for it. Percy leaned back and chugged down his twenty Jägermeister, if he were a regular mortal, he would have been passed out a long time ago but being the son of Poseidon granted many strange abilities.
"Damn it," Percy cursed. He smacked down the money he owned and tipped. He got up and walked out of the bar he used the Mist to sneak in. Percy's brain was a little fuzzy, but he was alright, physically. Emotionally, on the other hand, he was shit. Percy was celebrating his eighteenth birthday with friends, family, and girlfriend, but noooo that was too much to ask for!
Annabeth Chase, his wise girl, well his ex-wise girl. They broke up because Percy decided he didn't want to go to college, he hated school! Why would I spend several more years at school after high school!
"Percy Jackson! Until you get yourself straight, we are done!" that is what Annabeth said to him. She was treating their relationship as a mere prize for him! All Percy wanted to do was find a trade school or take up an apprenticeship, But Annabeth told him no, as she had the right to tell him what to do! They got into a huge fight and then broke up, and now everyone is siding with her.
"Percy, you should listen to Annabeth, she always knows what she is talking about," That was Piper.
"Wow, really, come on Percy, you know you don't make the best choices," Nico was the one who told them that.
"To be honest, I would have listened to her if I were you," Frank said.
"I think this is a good idea of yours," Grover.
"Really Kelp Face? You just had to ruin things with Annabeth." That was Thalia who told him that.
"I'm sorry sweetie, but I can't support you on this, you need to go to college," his own mother didn't take his side.
"Why?" Percy thought, "Why does everyone treat me like some little kid! Me going on a dangerous quest that can get me a fate worse than death was fine, but me choosing my future, oh no I'm not mature enough!" Percy sat on a bench and complicated his shitty situations.
In the corner of his eyes, Percy saw a teen younger than him reading while crossing the street, with an oncoming truck heading his way.
"Oh Crap!" Percy jumped from his seat, dashed like a cheetah on meth, and tackled the teen before the truck could send him to another world.
"Hey man! What the hell!?" The teen yelled. Percy got up and patted the dust off him. "You're welcome, jackass! That truck nearly killed you!"
The teen got up, "What?" Percy pointed to the truck that had crashed into a streetlight, luckily no one was hurt. The teen eyes widened. "I was going to die, you save me," The teen hugged Percy, "Thank you! Thank you so much! How can I ever repay you?"
"Why were you reading a book while crossing the street?"
The Teen sighed, "Studying to get into a good college." Percy groaned, "Look man, studying nearly got yourself killed! Dude just enjoy life and don't worry about things like college,"
Percy then offered his hand, "Percy Jackson," The Teen smiled and shook hands, "Jeremy Walker. Percy you ever need anything just call me," They exchanged phone numbers, and said goodbye.
Jeremy Walker was fifty feet away from- BAM! He was thrown off his feet. Getting up Jeremy saw what had happened, a satellite and it crash-landed right on top of Percy Jackson.
"OH SHIT!" Jeremy ran over to the satellite and saw Percy's legs and left arm sticking out from under the space debris, blood began flowing. People began screaming and calling Nine-One-One.
"Why? WHY?" Jeremy cried out. Then he saw that the satellite belonged to CNN.
"WHY CNN? WHY"
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Sally washing the dishes conflicted, She and Percy got into a fight. He didn't want to go to college, she disagreed, the argument got heated, some hurtful words were exchanged and then Percy left. Sally finished drying the last plate and put it up in the cabinets. Paul was sitting on the couch grading papers.
"Paul? Did I do the right thing?" Sally asked, and she sat down next to him. Paul put his work away. "Sally you have been a parent longer than I, but no you didn't. Percy shouldn't have said those awful things to you, but it is his choice whether he wants to go to college or not,"
Sally hung her head low, "You're right, oh I'm a terrible mother!" Paul pulled her in close, "No you're not, you made a mistake, but that's all right, compared to the Olympians you're a million times better."
"Thank you, you're right it is Percy's choice," Sally smiled, she went into the kitchen and began baking a big, blue birthday cake. Paul was putting Percy's half-sister, Estelle, to bed when someone knocked on the door.
Opening it Sally was greeted by two police officers, "Mrs. Sally Blofis?" Sally nodded, "Yes?" The officers shared a sad look, "Mrs. Blofis, may we enter, we have some serious news to tell you," Sally let's the officers in and they say across from her and Paul.
"Your son is Percy Jackson, Age eighteen, correct?"
Sally nodded, "Yes, my son is Percy Jackson, is he in trouble?" She had a scared look. The officers took off the hat as a form of respect, "Mr. and Mrs. Blofis, there is no easy way to say this," The officer paused for a moment, "Percy was killed in an accident about an hour ago."
Sally felt like her very soul left her body, Paul covered his mouth with shock, "What?" he whimpered out. The Officer took an evidence bag containing Percy's wallet, a driver license, and a family picture they took last month. Paul's shaky hands grabbed the bag, "W-w-what happened?"
"A satellite crushed him, he was killed instantly, there several witnesses, including a young man who Percy saved from being run over, a Mr. Jeremy Walker," The officer said.
"A satellite? What the hell are you talking about, you're telling me that my step-son was killed by a piece of space debris!?" Paul couldn't believe this, this all had to be some kind of sick joke! "Where is Percy? Where's his body!?"
"Mr. Blofis, there is no body, what's left is going to have power washed off the streets, I'm so very sorry,"
Sally became very pale, her skin almost translucent, her son, her baby boy, Percy was dead and the last thing she said to him was 'Grow up and stop acting like a baby!' That was the thing she said to him. "NO! NOOOO! NOT MY BABY!" Sally went hysterical, Paul quickly grabbed a hold of her, tears streaming down his face as well. Paul held her tight, both crying in grief over their loss.
Line Break.
Camp Half-Blood.
Chiron called all the demigods together. The centaur trainer of the hero had terrible news, his warm brown eyes were bloodshot from crying, he spent the last two hours trying to compose himself.
"Everyone here? Good. attention campers, I have terrible news," Chiron said, trying not to crack. The camper began murmuring among themselves, Percy's closest friends and ex-girlfriend were in front.
"It involves Percy Jackson,"
Annabeth sighed, "Alright, what mess has Percy gotten himself into this time?" she rolled her eyes. She was still waiting for seaweed brains to go to college.
Chiron then broke down crying, "HE DEAD!" the centaur cried, "Percy Jackson has died," Chiron buried his face in his hands. The crowd gasped in horror.
Nico came forward, "Chiron, you can't be serious," Chiron pulled him into a hug, "I'm so sorry, but I'm afraid it's true." Nico black eyes softened, and tears began to form.
Grover fell to his knees and began beating his fists into the ground until they became bloody, his girlfriend Juniper held him to stop. Clarissa let out a roar and then ran off. The Stoll twins hugged Katie Gardener who began sobbing.
Jason fell to the ground, a few months ago he was nearly killed by Caligula, and it was the closest call to death, he had to take physical therapy and Percy was there for him every step of the way. Now his bro is gone. "This can't be happening!"
Annabeth fell to her knees, this was not the plan she formed, Percy and she were supposed to get married and have kids. They were to have their happy ending! "You stupid idiot! Why did you have to die!"
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The Gods of Olympus were in shock as well. Percy Jackson, who has defended Olympus and fought for them is now dead. He was killed by a satellite of all things.
Hermes was limp in his throne, "Hey Athena, what are the odds of being killed by a falling satellite?" Athena was resting her head against her hand, "Honestly, zero to none, Percy Jackson might the first ever record incident,"
Artemis looked at Apollo who was hugging his legs. A few months ago, Apollo turned mortal, and Percy Jackson had helped him. When Artemis told Thaila, she went berserk. Artemis had to put her in a deep sleep. Percy Jackson was a good and honorable man; Artemis had planned when Percy died, she would turn his body in a constellation. But all that was left were mangled limbs and a puddle of blood, she could not honor. A few tears went down the moon god's face.
Ares grumbled, Percy was a warrior, he should die a warrior death. Not to be crushed like a bug. Aphrodite was wearing all black, her makeup was runny.
Poseidon of course has not taken this well at all. "WAAAAAAAHHHHH!" he had been crying non-stop that the throne room was slowly flooding with his tears and mucus, Zeus and Demeter were slowly going deaf in one ear because they both sat next to him.
Zeus wanted him to stop crying, he summoned a broom and began poking him, "Hey, hey, it's all right," he kept poking the grieving Sea-God. Hera smacked the broom out of her husband's hands, "What is the matter with you!"
"It's not my fault his son was smashed into juice," Poseidon then cried louder. The other gods cover their ears.
"It worse than a walrus gang rape!"
"I would rather listen to Barbara Streisand and Madonna sing together!"
Ares stabbed himself in the eardrums, much better.
Zeus couldn't believe how ugly Poseidon was when he cried. "Wow you are incredibly ugly when you cry, like wow, you are just so ugly, like that is just so ugly"
"Make it stop! Make it stop!"
"Z-z-z-z-Zeus, can I have a hug?" Poseidon sobbed; a massive snot grew out of his right nostril. The bubble pop smearing Zeus, "Nope!" Zeus picked up his throne, "Hermes, we're switching spots!"
"I don't want to switch," Hermes begged.
"DO IT!"
"Please no!"
"Get your butt and your throne over there!"
Hermes groaned and obeyed. "Hermes? Can I have a hug? Hermes gulped, "Ok," Poseidon hugged Hermes so tight that everyone heard the messenger god's bones crack.
"AAAAAHHH! My bones," Hermes screamed. Hades then appeared. He too was greatly upset by the news of the young hero's death. And Hades had more bad news.
"Hades! Dear brother, please have my son been sent to Elysium? Or the Isle of Bliss?"
"Oh no, the mucus! I can feel it going down my back!" Hermes tried to escape to no avail. Hades rubbed his arm in discomfort, "Uh, well funny story,"
"Fuck! it's in my mouth now! It's so salty!" Hermes screamed.
"I can't find Percy soul, anywhere," Hades said, taking a step back. Everyone went silent. The silence was broken by the sound of Hermes back breaking. CRACK! Hermes passed out foaming at the mouth. It took all the gods to free Hermes from Poseidon bear hug, except Zeus there was no way he was to touch Poseidon, he was so ugly and gross right now, so what if Hermes' spine was snapped in two.
"Hades, you can't find Percy soul?" Hestia said, wiping Poisdens nose.
"My servants and I have searched every square of the Underworld, twice! We can find away sign of him at all." Hades said. The Gods shared the same uneasy look.
"Charon, my ferryman, has told me that Percy hasn't entered the Underworld at all, and I try to have Cerberus track him but nothing." Hades was very concerned.
"Maybe we can help?" A voice said, The Gods watched as The Fates appeared, "Percy Jackson is a unique individual, he has been two major prophecies and has made contact with other pantheons,"
Atropos, who cuts the thread, held up a blue string, "This is Percy Jackson Thread, it has been severed but not by me,"
The Gods were shocked, "What is the meaning of this?" Zeus demanded.
"On this Eighteen years ago when Percy was born, his thread was severed on its own," Clotho the Spinner said.
"How is that even possible!" Athena went wide-eyed. Did this mean that fate itself was not absolute.
Lachesis steps forward, "The only possible way is that someone or something outside our world has taken him severing his ties this one."
Poseidon stood up, "Someone has stolen my son?" The Fates themselves looked scared. Whatever was going on was outside their jurisdiction.
Line Break.
Percy floated it in an endless void for an immeasurable amount of time. "Where-Where am I?" The last thing he remembered was saving that guy and walking away. "Ow, my electrons hurt," Everything around was nothing but pure nothingness. Percy got bored really fast.
Then there was light, stars, constellations, galaxies, and so many pretty colors!
"Wow! I'm in outer space!" But where was he?
Percy felt something tug on him, "What?" Then Percy went warp speed, luckily Percy's body had not formed yet or else the intense speed would have crushed him.
"Whooo-hooo! Yeah!" Percy cheered. He pasted entire solar systems, planets, moons, and headed for an asteroid field, "OW!Ow!OW!Ouch!Ow! How am I feeling any of this? They're going right through me!" Percy was still merging with this universe, but he could still feel the jagged edges of those asteroids that passed through him. Then he saw a blue planet ahead of him.
"Is that earth? Wait, am I about to crash!" Percy was right and he did through the layers of the atmosphere of earth, when came into contact with oxygen, he was ignited.
"FUCK! IT'S BURNS!" Percy still felt everything, his mind had not formed yet, so he did not go insane. Percy was hoping he land in the ocean, instead he hit mountain and rolled down it, "Ow,ow,ow,ow,ow,ow, Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Shit! Fuck! Ouch! Son of a Bitch! Ow! Ow! Fuck! Fucking fucking fuck! Ow OW! OW! Motherfucker! Ow, Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, FUCK! Ow, Shit, Damn it, WHY? WHY? Ow, ow, ow, OW! Dammit! Son of -, ouchie, Mommy! Oh, that smarts! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, still?"
Five minutes later.
"Oh Goodness me! Oh, wow that hurts! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, ow, ow, ow, how tall is this mountain? Ow! Ow, Ow! Please someone stop me!"
Two minutes later.
"Seriously? I'm still falling?" Percy then crashed into a boulder, and fell to the ground, Percy lifted up his head, "OW!" Then he passed out. Soon his body and mind were fully connected to the universe he was in.
A Man in Black walked to Percy unconscios body, "There you are," He was a handsome young man with black hair, black eyes, and wearing a black cloak. His name was Zeref, The most evil wizard in the world. He rolled Percy over on his back and knelt beside him humming a song, he pulled out his bag.
"Zeref." The Wizard in Black smile grew a little bigger, "Hello Acnologia, how are you?"
"What the fuck are you planning?" The dragon in his human form growled. Zeref took a long, light blue crystal and placed it against Percy's forehead. "Let's just say things are about to get a little more... entertaining," Zeref pulled out a hammer and began tapping the crystal into Percy's brain, every time he struck the crystal Percy's left leg kick. Soon the crystal was completely in Percy's brain.
"Well, either that work, or I just lobotomized him," Zeref waved his hand healing the hole in Percy's head. "Oh well if it didn't work, it didn't work, no skin off my nose." Acnologia got a whiff of Percy scent, "he doesn't smell like a human,"
"That's because he's not a human, he's a demigod," Zeref tossed his bag over his shoulder. "A demigod huh? Been a long time since I seem one of those very long time,"
The Great Black Wizard and The Dragon of the Apocalypse overlook Percy, "What the plan Zeref, from what I can tell he not from around here,"
"That's because he is not from our world, he's from a different universe," Zeref said. The Black dragon growled, "What? Why would you summon someone?"
Zeref smile didn't change, "Just an experiment I'm working on, don't worry yourself, if everything works, well then my plans will come to fruition," The Dragon wings sprouted out, "Whatever, don't get in my way wizard and keep this new pet of yours on a short leash," Acnologia flew into the air in his dragon form and disappeared.
Zeref looked down on the still unconscious demigod, "Well, welcome to Fiore Percy Jackson, please do make yourself at home." Zeref chuckled and walked off.
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The villagers could watch in amazement and shock as the monster that has been tormenting them was finally killed. On top of the monster corpse was the hero who slayed it, a beautiful, furious woman with scarlet red hair. She whipped the blood off her sword and hopped off.
She was Erza Scarlet, Titania, an S-Rank Mage from Fairy Tail. The Village elder knelt before her. "I can't thank you enough Ms. Scarlet," He pulled out a bag of Jewels, the currency of Fiore, "It's not much, but please take it." Erza held up her hand, "Nonsense, your village needs the money more, use it to take care of your people," The Elder smiled at the young mage, Erza went the largest horn and with a single swing of her sword sliced the horn off.
The villagers were amazed at Erza's vast strength. Her beauty, power, and ferocity comparable to that of a tigress. "I will be taking this horn as a trophy," and she lifted the horn over her with one hand. Erza did allow the villagers to decorate the horn.
It was a long trip back to the Guild, and she decided to camp in for the night. Using her requip magic to summon her camping gear. Erza got everything ready, cooked a delicious meal, swapped into her comfortable evening wear and then sat down to read. Finally, she could read it peace, Erza had a hard time relaxing at Fairy Tail, her guild mate were not so much immature, it just that were more chaotic, like a bunch of drunken, bloodthirsty, carless, childish, maniac baboons who she had to usually beat to get them under control.
Erza finished her book, and look up at the stars, what could she thinking about,
Erza hunted giant S-rank monsters for fun, made the majority of money by capturing the most dangerous criminals this side of Fiore, and was so terrifying that Natsu Dragneel(who used ancient Dragon Slayer Magic) would coward before her!
If anyone got in her way Erza would hospitalize them, or kill them, Erza has killed a surprising amount of people, don't worry they were bad people.
Finally, she was alone and could think freely. What could the great Erza Scarlet be thinking of?
'I wish I had a boyfriend!'
Cricket chirps. That's right even Titania desires romance. Erza usually would distract herself from these thought by going on dangerous missions or terrorizing Natsu, he knew what he did! But then she is alone with thoughts or sees happy couples walking, hand holding, or making out, then she would grow angry and beat someone up, usually Natsu, once more he knew what he did.
Erza was very pretty, sexy, even cute. She has had many suitors; the problem was her strict nature and hot temper. Erza was very scary, and she would usually scare off said suitors.
"What is this nonsense about Boyfriends?" Erza's Superego said she wore angelic white armor. "As one of the S-Rank Mages of our Guild we have no time for relationships!"
"HA, HA, HA, HA, that's what an old hag would say," said Erza's Id, who was dressed as a skimpy devil with bat wings, horns, and a little pitchfork. "What about sweet summer romance? What about cuddling during cold winters? What about holding hands during fall? What about fucking a like a pair of horny rabbits during spring!" Erza's Id cackled like a mad woman.
Erza's Superego pulls out her heavenly sword, "I will not tolerate such vulgarness, as Titania of Fairy Tail, we must uphold the honor of our Guild!" Erza's Id began pumping her hand up and down her pitchfork in an indecent manner, "Oh don't be like that, what the book we just read,"
"What about it?"
"It was full of smut and nudity!" Erza's id licked her lips, Superego blushed mad, "It is for research!"
"Oh Yeah, research for," Erza's Id began thrusting her hips.
"Why you little slut!"
"Scold me harder Mommy!"
Before Erza could have a mental breakdown, she saw a shooting star, "Wow," She then 'jokingly' wished for a boyfriend, or a lifetime supply of cake. Erza watches as the shooting star shore through the sky, and then crash into a mountain.
"No, my wish!" Erza wondered if the star crashing nullified her wish, which was bullshit! "I'm going to throw that stupid meteor back in space, I will get my boyfriend or my lifetime supply of cake!" Erza used her Requiped to switch her mountain climbing gear, a pair of lederhosen, climbing boots and two very sharp climbing axes.
She climbs to the top, and gives a yeti a concussion, and makes it to the crash site. "Where are you, bastard space rumble?" Erza searches the area, and nothing, "Damn it, just great!" she threw one her climbing axes into the ground creating massive and deep fission. "Maybe this is a sign, guest has become an old maid. Maybe I can make Natsu my boyfriend, no he is more like a pet."
"Rrrrr," Erza picked up her axes, "You want some more Yeti? I will skin you alive!" A nice Yeti skin rug for her home, how nice. "Rrrrr," the figure moved through the darkness closer, "Wait, what if it's an alien from outer space!" Was Erza's boyfriend an extraterrestrial? How would that even work?
The Figure came out and Erza eyes widened, were aliens supposed to be handsome. Bronze skin, Sea green eyes, black messy black hair, and a body built like a statue created by a master craftsman. He was a great deal taller than her and judging by his scars he was a warrior.
"Thank you, God!" Erza prayed. Her eyes naturally wander lower. Erza's face became comical, bright red and steam blew out her ears like a tea kettle. He was buck naked.
"Hello sailor!" Erza Id got an intense nosebleed and began drooling like a mad dog, "We hit the motherfucking jackpot!"
"How lewd!" Erza Superego shields her eyes but peeped between her fingers.
Erza forced her eyes up, "Can you understand me?" The man went "Rarrrr?"
"Wait, is my new boyfriend an alien and a zombie?" Erza wondered. The man then passed out in front of her. "Oh no you're not dying on me!" Erza summoned a cloak and wrapped it around his waist. Erza threw him over her shoulder, and they were about to leave when the Yeti showed up. Erza set her new boyfriend down, "You wait here," Erza summon a large knife, "I see a new rug I want,"
That night Erza got the man of her dreams and a yeti skin rug for her place.
Line Break.
Percy's eyes slowly open, "What happened," Everything was blurry, but what he could tell was that he was in a tent, very nice.
"Oh, good you're awake," Erza walked in, she had finished strengthening the yeti skin. She sat down next to Percy, "Hello, I'm Erza Scarlet, can you understand me?"
Percy didn't speak, for one he was having the strangest case of deja vu, his body was sore, he didn't know where he was, and an extremely beautiful woman was tending to him, or about to steal his organs.
She was amazing, scarlet red hair, flawless white skin, brown eyes and holy crap her tits were huge!
Now Percy was hoping he was sore for other reasons now. Suddenly a horrible pain spread through his head. "AAH!" Percy grabbed his head; this was the worst headache he ever experienced. "What's that matter?" Erza tried to hold him down, but he was much stronger than she expected. Percy finally calmed down; the pain completely disappeared. Erza leaned over him, her breast very close.
Percy then did something he would never normally do, he groped her. His left hand made contact with her right boob and gave it a good squeeze, Erza gasped, blushing heavily, "You-You Deviant!" Erza then slugged him hard, sending Percy flying out of the tent.
"I don't even know your name! Huh?" Erza saw that Percy landed about eight hundred feet away in a crater. Percy fell unconscious again. Side effects of a new crystal implant in your head include but limit too: Headaches, memory loss, speech impediment, impulse control, and hallucinations.
Line Break.
"Erza, thank you for helping me, but are you sure you don't have any other clothes?" Percy asked, he was given a pair of pants that were really tight and a tank top that looked more like a sports bra on him. Erza was focusing on Percy's abs, "Huh? Oh no I'm sorry those were only the spares I had," that was a lie of course, in her personal pocket dimension she had a penalty of spare clothes that would fit Percy. But everything about him was just right, Erza has seen the penalty of muscular men, sometimes naked. She saw Gray Fullbuster testicles on a daily basis. But Percy was just right, he was strong and lean like a stallion.
"So where are you heading again?" Percy was riding on the chart with the giant horn, not his giant horn, but of the monster Erza killed. Percy has seen bigger, the monster Erza killed must have been a baby. Amature.
"Fairy Tail Mages Guild in Magnolia Town," Erza said, thinking fondly of her beloved home.
"Never heard of the place," Percy head was still pounding from crystal and the punch from Erza, "Hey I'm sorry again about, um, you know,"
"Grabbing my boob,"
"Yeah, I don't know what came over me," Percy blushed, that was the first time he copped a feel, He never made it past first base with Annabeth. One touch Annabeth, one touch! That was all Percy wanted! Erza blushed too, she never kissed a guy and now her wish boyfriend copped a feel.
"It felt good!" Percy and Erza thought simultaneously.
"So, Percy, you know how you got to Fiore, what is the last thing you remember?" Erza asked.
"I stopped some dumbass from getting hit by a truck, and then a strange pressure, and then nothing, and then something!" Percy said.
"And you are sure you're not a mage,"
Percy put his hand to his chin and thought about it, "What a mage again?"
Erza's smile, usually stupidity and ignorance drove her into a flying rage, but she found him cute and endearing. "A person who can use magic,"
"Oh! A wizard," Percy said, "Well i know a little, just a bit of Mist control,"
Erza stopped pulling the cart, "What the Mist?" Percy tried to remember but his memory was filled with holes, for one, what was his middle name?
"Well, no matter, look up there, there's Magnolia town!" Percy whistled at the sight of the town, how charming. "Hey Erza i hate to ask, but can you take me clothes shopping, I will pay you back! It just the clothes I'm wearing are a little tight,"
Rip! The Percy tank top split down the middle now resembles a small vest. Erza had a big smile, "Later, first we need to get you to the Guild," Her eyes were still staring at his chest.
The trip through town they passed several stores, "Erza how about just one shirt?" His requests were ignored, finally they made it to the guild.
"Wow!" Percy was amazed by the design; Annabeth would love this place! Then Percy got very sad, 'Annabeth, where did we go wrong?' Erza put her hand on his shoulder, "Don't worry, Fairy Tail is home to the friendliest Wizards in all of Fiore, they can be a little... rambunctious and that's putting too lightly,"
"Well how rambunctious are we talking?" Percy compares the energy of this place similar to Camp Half Blood, like something was about to go off. And he was right, that very second the building began shaking, tables and chairs went flying out the windows. The sound of fighting became louder.
"Those idiots," Erza growled, and her expression became sharp. She marched in and Percy followed, dodging the flying bottle, furniture, and people.
"Oh crap! Erza back!
"Fuck! Hide!"
"Hey Erza, how are you doing,"
In the center two teenagers were brawling, a pink hair guy with a white scale scarf,
"I'm gonna roast you! You perverted stripper!" His hand lit on fire and smiled like a maniac with a blue flying cat cheering him on.
"I like see you try you retared match box!" said the dark blue hair boy who was only wearing his boxers, he clapped his hands together and a lance made of ice appeared.
Percy was awe struck by all this. Actual wizards were about to fight. A blonde girl with a side ponytail began yelling at them, "Seriously! You guys already had three fights this morning!"
Natsu smiled, "Yeah and I won two of those!" Gray snarled, "Like hell you did!" The two roared and charged. Their epic battle was then prevented by Erza who punched both of them into the ground. Natsu pulled his head out of the floorboards, "What the-Eeeeeeeeee!
"What are you two doing," Erza's presence overwhelmed the entire guild, and an image of a giant tigress appeared. "Erza, nice to see you again!" Gray said, shaking like a leaf.
"AYE!" Natsu said and hugged Gray who hugged him back. "Well now you two weren't fighting now were you!" Erza demanded. Natsu and Gray souls nearly left their bodies.
"Of course not! Natsu and I were just playing a silly game! Right Natsu!"
"AYE!"
"Good, now where is the Master?" Erza began looking around and then heard laughing from above, "Up Here!" Everyone looks at Master Makarov Dreyar, sitting in rafters reading porn. Makarov hopped down and landed flat on his face. Everyone stood in silence except Percy who burst out laughing, "Who is this old fart?"
"Percy!" Erza gasped, Makarov flipped himself up, "Yo! What's up homies," Percy continued to laugh. "Gramps your funny," Makarov smiled big, "And who might you be, sonny boy?"
"Names Percy Jackson, nice to meet you!" Percy knelt down to the tiny man and offered his hand. "Percy Jackson huh? And what brings you to my humble guild?"
"Well, I have no idea how I got here? Never heard of Mages Guild, or the country I am currently in, I also suddenly have a horrible pain shooting through my brain, and I have no money," Percy said casually, Makarov nodded, "were you drinking before anything happened?"
Percy snapped his fingers, "Yes Sir I was! Twenty bottle down and only had a buzz,"
"Light weight!" A brunette in a bikini top yelled before chugging an entire barrel down. Erza threw a knife at the barrel, destroying it and covering the brunette in sticky alcohol. "Cana, stop drinking and get clean! Wakaba stops dropping stuff to get Mirajane to bend over! Elfman comb your hair! And you!" Erza glare at the young blonde girl who had comical shock white eyes, and began trembling in fear, "Yes Ma'am"
"Who are you," Erza cornered her, "Im Lucy Heartfilia! I'm new here!" Erza smiled, "Welcome Lucy, I expect you gave your best," Lucy cowardly saluted Erza, "Yes Ma'am!"
"Cool, cool, hey does anyone have any spare pants, the one I'm currently wearing are cutting my blood flow," Percy point to his feet that were now a lovely shade of purple, "Percy the pant your wearing are fine," Erza eyes strolled down Percy strong thigh muscles.
"I can't feel my ankles or my balls!"
Mirajane came up with a sweet smile, "We have plenty of clothes in our lost and found, let me show you," Erza immediately got between them, "I will show him!" Erza bloodlust oozed off her. Mira backed off, "Um, alright then," Erza dragged Percy behind, she literally dragged him because he could no longer move his legs.
Thankfully the lost and found had plenty of clothes, the label all had the name Gray on them, and Percy finally found clothes that didn't cut off his blood flow. Percy chose an orange sleeve t-shirt with a blue Fairy Tail logo, blue cargo shorts, black wrist band (Because why not!) and orange sneakers. Percy wasn't wearing any underwear, because he was not going to wear some guys' lost undergarments.
Mira places a cup of tea in front of Percy, "Cream or sugar?" she asked. "Both please," Mira leaned to add the cream and sugar Percy got a nice view of her cleavage. Erza then punched him right in the thigh, "OW! What the hell?" Erza crossed her arms and looked away, "You seem to have the feeling in your legs again," Mirajane giggled at Erza stern expression.
Makarov was lying across his desk, picking his nose, "Alright sonny, if you want our help, I'm going to know a little about you, first off you are not human, are you?"
Percy, Erza, and Mira were surprised. "Son, I seen many time in my life, and the reading I'm getting off you is something i never felt before,"
Percy face went surprise to laughing, "Well, should have figure someone would find out, yeah I'm a demigod,"
"What?" Erza and Mira shouted. Makarov himself was surprised, he met giants, elves, dwarfs, mermaids, demons and tons of other creatures, but not a demigod. "You're not an alien?" Erza said, "Well not the space kind, please don't call immigration!"
"Percy, you're telling me you half human and half god?" Makarov pull on his mustache,
"Yet son of Poseidon, one of twelve Olypmians and more!" Percy held out his arms for dramatic effect, he did not stick the landing.
"Who?"
"You know the Greek gods,"
"What is Greek?" Erza asked, Percy was not liking where this was heading, "Greece, a country, it's near, i think, to Italy?" The three mages all share the same look.
"Sonny, there are no locations with those names, here look," Makarov summoned a world map and gave it to Percy. His eyes went up and down, "I don't get it, where is America, Africa, Europe, Japan, Disneyland!"
"Sonny, I been all over the world and i never heard of any of these places,"
Percy slouched back, "What is going on!" Makarov hopped off his desk and landed in front of the lost demigod, "Mira, bring Percy some more tea, Percy, you need to stay calm and listen, the world is full of strange magic, dark arts, and lost ones. Time, Space, Laws, Order and Chaos are some forms of magic, what I'm saying is that you were brought to our world,"
Percy's eyes widened, "WHAT!?" Erza was in shock! "Master, what are you saying?" Makarov pulled on Percy's cheek, "Ow! Dick!"
"I heard tales of being summoned to other worlds, dimensional travel magic. A very ancient and forbidden art," Makarov tugged on Percy's ear, "Stop that you old midget!"
"Any who, Percy Jackson, next week I will be attending a meeting with other Guild Masters, come with me and we may be able to help you, until then I welcome to Fairy Tail!" The tiny Guild Master held up his hand, Percy was confused, scared, had sharp throbbing pain in his left temple, and he was also strangely horny. But he decided to be optimistic.
Percy high fived Makorv, "something tells me I'm going to like this place, but I'm starving! How about some grub!" Everyone smiled, Percy gave his trademark goofy one-billion-dollar smile, Erza felt her heart skip a beat.
"Mira be a doll and fix our guest something nice! Erza a word please," Mirajane smiled and guided Percy.
"He is dangerous Erza, can you sense it?" Makorv said seriously, Erza raised an eyebrow, "What do you mean?"
"Erza listen, something off about this young man, the other masters and I will analyze him, I can tell the boy has a kind heart, but i can't risk any danger to walk around freely,"
Erza didn't like it, but she understood. "Of course, master, but until then i will monitor him and alert you of anything I find,"
Makorva gave his fatherly smile, "Don't worry Erza, if everything goes well, you can keep a new boyfriend," He hoped Erza would flip out and deny it. Erza then stood up, smiling, "Of course,"
Makorva's face became comically surprised, "Wait! Erza is he-" Erza left and closed the door behind her. Makorva couldn't believe it, Erza has a boyfriend! He figured she would eventually force Natsu or some other poor bastard into being her pet.
"Good for you, ah to be young again, now where was I?" Makarov pulled out his porn mag.
Bam! "AAAAAAHHHH!"
A table had crashed through his office wall and crushed him.
"Damn it Natsu!"
"What? I said I'm learning to juggle," The Dragon Slayer laughed.
End of Chapter.