Title: Confessions
Authors: Xtacy and Coke
Disclaimer: We don't own sailor moon. We don't even own cheap posters or mangas or CDs or anything WORTH owning, so please don't sue.
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AN:
Xtacy: So.
Coke: …yeah….we're back….again
Xtacy: *yawns* I'm tired as fuck. But, of course, something interesting is about to
happen. *evil laugh*
Coke: *scared as HELL* riiiiiiiggghhhttt…….
Xtacy: What? Are you undermining my powers? My abilities?! HUH? IS THAT IT?! IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE DOING?! HUH?!!!!!!
Coke: *surprised, still scared as hell, but bored* What are you talking about? I'm too tired for this, it's what? 2 in the morning? Start the story already!!!!!
Xtacy: ……………..Err, right. The story. LET'S GO! *excited, for once*
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CONFESSIONS by XTACY and COKE
Announcer: *Wide awake this time, with a thermos full of coffee* Let's welcome back
Xtacy and Coke!
Xtacy and Coke: *walk onto stage*
Coke: *has a huge grin on her face* Wuzzup
Xtacy: Yeah, yeah, yeah! Forget the damn introductions and let's just get to the good part already! *rubbing hands together excitedly*
Coke: *takes out cell phone* Uhuh….yeah……..I want 1 large cheese pizza with one bottle of Grape Soda….
Xtacy: *Looking for Mamoru* Where the hell did he go?
Mamoru: *Walks onto stage with a nice tux and two corsages*
Female Audience: Awww..
Mamoru: Well, ladies, are we ready for dinner or what?
Xtacy and Coke: *look down at themselves* Damn, we look like shit. We need pretty clothes!
Xtacy and Coke: *Run backstage, change into sexy dresses and walk back onstage*
Mamoru and Male Audience: *jaws drop and eyes pop*
Xtacy and Coke: *Wear smug looks on their faces*
Female Audience: *Muttering obscenities*
Xtacy: Yeah, we know we're hot!
Coke: …My number is………3..0..5..8...7..--
Xtacy: *stops Coke* Hello! No one wants your number! Psh!
Male Audience: *shouts in protest*
Coke: *cocky look on face* What were you saying? Didn't quite hear you.
Xtacy: Like I said, you're a damn slut!
Coke: Well, you're a damn whore, anyway, back to business…
Xtacy: Psh, you're lucky we're on a live broadcast.. Anyways, let's get the table ready.. Yo, Light Man, dim the lights!
Lighting Director: *Dims the lights*
Backstage Crew: *Come onto stage and take away everything. They place a beautiful table and three chairs behind the table, facing the audience. They place two white candles on each end of the table and light them*
Mamoru: *hands Xtacy and Coke a corsage each*
Xtacy and coke: *Put on corsages*
Mamoru: *Pulls out chairs for both and they sit* *Sits in-between the two*
Xtacy and Coke: *Sigh happily*
Mamoru: Ladies..
Coke: Yes.. Umm..
Xtacy: Uhh..
Coke: *turns to Mamoru* So…do you really love Usagi? You never answered.
Mamoru: *Deep in thought* Well...
Xtacy: *Getting impatient*
Mamoru: Uhh…
*Five minutes later*
Mamoru: *Still deep in thought*
Coke: *about to say something when…*
Member of Backstage Crew: *walks on stage with 1 large cheese pizza and a bottle of Grape Soda and places it in front of Xtacy, Mamoru, and Coke*
Xtacy: Sooooo.. Mamoru, not to be rude or anything, but like, um, yeah, so like… I don't wanna interrupt your deep thinking or whatever, but like, do you REALLY love Usagi? *dangerous smirk, ready to burst due to impatience*
Mamoru: So you want to know if I really love Usagi?
Xtacy and Coke: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mamoru: REALLY?
Xtacy, Coke, and Audience: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coke: *at this point extremely hungry so opens pizza box*
Mamoru: *jumps up in fright and lets loose a VERY girly scream*
Xtacy and Coke: O_O"
Xtacy and Coke: What? What? What's wrong?
Mamoru: I'm… I'm… I'M ALLERGIC TO CHEESE! THERE! I SAID IT!
Coke: *Gets thirsty, so begins to pour the grape soda in to her glass*
Xtacy: *Jumps up furiously, ready to kill Mamoru, and in the process, shoves Coke by mistake and drops Grape Soda all over her dress*
Coke: You WHORE, What the FUCK was that for???!!!!
Xtacy: O_O" ………….. ^_^" Heh, heh.. Oops?
Mamoru: *on the floor, laughing his ass off*
Coke: *takes a slice of pizza and aims to hit Xtacy in the face, but SADLY misses and hits her dress instead*
Xtacy: Oh my gosh! MY DRESS! MY BEAUTIFUL DRESS!! *runs back stage to change*
Coke: *Also runs backstage to change*
Mamoru: *Still on the floor, laughing his ass off*
BACKSTAGE:
Xtacy: *laughing good-naturally* You have such bad aim, and you were saying that I miss!!!
Coke: *also laughing good-naturally* You should have seen the look on your face
when that pizza hit your "beautiful" dress!! It was PRICELESS.
Xtacy: Whatever, not like we OWN these dresses and you know, there are so many other beautiful dresses in the dressing room.
Coke: True….true…..
Xtacy and Coke: *walk to the dressing room and look around*
Coke: *goes over to the only visible rack of clothing and pulls out something* Look, it's fishnets!!!!
Xtacy: No, you ass, that's bondage clothing! I forgot, after our show, I think it's the stupid strip anime show.
Coke: *eyes seem to be on fire* You ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the hell are we going to wear now?!?!?!?!?!
Xtacy: What the hell were you thinking throwing that pizza on my dress?! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Coke: Hey, you started it, because of you I now have a purple dress, which might I add was white to begin with, you dork!!!
Xtacy: *Deep in thought* Damn, well… I dunno, it was a mistake. But think about it, no one will really notice what we're wearing, I mean, the guest is important right? Even if it IS Mamoru… -_-"
Coke: *very insecure* I guess….we have no choice….fine…
Xtacy and Coke: *change into bondage clothes and walk back onstage*
Xtacy and Coke: ~_~"
Mamoru: *STILL laughing his ass off*
Xtacy and Coke: ~_~"
Male audience: *staring*
Xtacy and Coke: ~_~"
Mamoru: *turns to Xtacy and Coke and abruptly stops*
Xtacy and Coke: ~_~"
Male audience and Mamoru: *have mouths hanging open and drooling, A LOT*
Xtacy and Coke: ^_^v
Xtacy and Coke: *Sit back down in their seats as if nothing is wrong*
Male audience and Mamoru: *still drooling*
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AN:
Coke: Another chapter done……..hope you all enjoyed it…….
Xtacy: Yeah, we'll probably wrap this up soon enough.. Maybe like one more chapter..
Coke: yeah, winter break is almost over…….*bangs head over on table many times*………..damn………
Xtacy: Aww, don't be depressed.. *pats Coke on the back* I mean, think about it. You'll get to see the cool guy soon and I'll get to see Eddy.. *drools*
Coke: First of all, I haven't seen the COOL GUY in ages, don't even know him, and second of all, not even he is a good enough reason to go back to school…..
Xtacy: Yeah, but Eddy is.. @_@
Coke: SHUT UP!!!!!!!……….anyway……..that's it……………so……..bye…………see you all next time………..maybe………..who knows?………………..
Xtacy: Yeah, bye! *still thinking about Eddy*