Disclaimer: we don't own Harry Potter and Co. But they are still very HOTT!
And we do still have them locked in our closets!
A/N Ok, so again, this is Kim and Arianna, this time writing at 5 in the morning! Yes, we have been up all night writing fan fic after fan fic after fan fic. (literally, we wrote 3!!!) Yes, we are very sad. But we do have lives and friends!!! Ok, now we are going to post this before we pass out on the keyboard, we are going to post this chapter! Be glad that the computer has spell check!!!
The JCC Kids at Hogwarts, and Vice Versa
One day, Kim, Arianna, Rick, Jen, Amanda, and Dan were sitting around the JCC doing nothing. Then they magically got transported to Hogwarts.
"What the." said Amanda.
"Where the heck are we!!!" said Dan.
"Hogwarts you idiot! Were in Hogwarts!" said Arianna.
"Duh! What are you stupid Dan?!? You're always so stupid!" said Kim.
"Yuh right. There is no way in gods name we could be at Hogwarts!" said Dan.
"Hello everyone! Welcome to another wonderful year at Hogwarts!" announced Dumbledore.
Dan got an embarrassed look on his face, and put on his headphones and listed to Metallica to block out the sound.
"What did we tell you!" said Kim and Arianna smugly.
"I want you all have a great year." said Dumbledore.
"Let us begin the sorting!" shouted McGonagall.
"We're getting sorted? We're getting sorted!!!" shouted Kim.
"Shhhh!" yelled everyone else except Arianna who shared the same excitement as Kim did.
They both beamed with hyperness.
"Well its not like our names are on the list of the students." Jen exclaimed.
Their happiness evaporated.
"Well poo on the lists!" shouted Arianna.
Dan took off his headphones and said "You guys are freaks! No one probably can even tell we're here!" yelled Dan.
"Hey I'm Harry Potter what's your name?" a boy came over and started talking to Kim and Arianna.
"Hi um. . . we. . . yah. . . I'm. . . you. . . I. . . I can't. . . OH MY GOD! ITS YOU!!!" stammered Kim.
"I. . . can't. . . breath. . . OH MY GOD ITS HARRY POTTER!" stammered Arianna.
Rick was getting angry that this boy was getting more attention than he was so he decided to get rid of this boy. He went over, grabbed a fish, and hit him over the head. Many times.
"OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT FOR!?!" screamed Kim. "THAT WAS MY FUTURE HUSBAND!" and she smacked him with a large bowl.
Kim went over and dumped a glass of water on Harry's head. "Are you ok?" she asked
"Yeah, I'm fine. Um. . . what was that. . . boy thinking!?!" asked Harry
"He's just a jealous pig. Don't mind him." said Arianna.
"We'll they're going to begin the sorting ceremony soon I bet. So we'll see you later I recon." said Kim and she waved goodbye.
Rick is still laying unconscious in the middle of the hall and people are starting to wonder and stare.
"What was THAT all about?" asked Dan who was still listening to Metallica.
"Oh. . . nothing. . ." said Arianna and Kim and they looked at each other.
"*cough*ohsohott*cough*" said Kim regarding Harry.
Then the sorting started.
"Dan A." said McGonagall
Dan walked up and sat uncomfortably on the small stool because he's 15, not 11.
"hmmm. . . SLYTHERIN!" said the Sorting Hat.
"YEA AH!" yelled Dan and he did a cartwheel and went to sit and listen to music at the Slytherin table.
More people stared.
"Um. . . you guys how did we get these robes on? We had our JCC T- shirts on when we 'left'." said Jen.
"We must have gotten them on when we were transported here." said Amanda.
"No duh!" said Jen.
"Jen K." said McGonagall.
Jen walked up wearily and sat on the stool. It was still a little small because she is 14, and still not 11.
"hmmm. . . RAVENCLAW!" yelled the Sorting Hat.
"Cool!" said Jen and she went to go sit at the Ravenclaw table and make intelligent small talk.
"Kim S." said McGonagall.
"Well, here I go." Kim said anxiously to the remaining friends at the table.
She walked over to the stool and excitedly sat down awaiting the decision.
"hmmm. . . GRYFFINDOR!" shouted the Sorting Hat.
"Sweet!" and she hopped off the stool and skipped over to the Gryffindor table where some of the Gryffindors patted her on the back.
"Arianna M." said McGonagall.
She walked over to the stool, anxiously sat down and waited for the sorting hat to talk.
"hmm. . . GRYFFINDOR!" shouted the sorting hat.
"Cool! I'm with Kim!" and she trotted over to sit with her.
By this time, Amanda was getting nervous and figuring that she couldn't be in any of the houses. She was getting really worried. But then she heard her name.
"Amanda S." said McGonagall.
"Ooo! Yay!" she shouted, and went to run up to the stool. But as she went, she tripped over Rick, who still lay in the middle of the great hall.
"Woops!" and she helped herself back up as a groan went through the crowd and some Slytherins snickered.
"Hmm. . . HUFFLEPUFF!" shouted the sorting hat.
"YAAAAAY!" she yelled and tripped over Rick again as she made her way over to the Hufflepuff table.
"Rick M." said McGonagall.
No answer.
"Rick M." she said again.
Still, no answer.
"Has anyone seen our young friend Rick?" asked Dumbledore.
Everyone just pointed to the floor in the middle of the hall.
"Ah, someone wake up the young man." He said.
Amanda went over and poured some pumpkin juice on his head. He woke up right away.
"YAHH! What what!" screamed Rick.
"You're TURN!" yelled Amanda who was getting impatient because she thought that she wouldn't get in a house. She shoved Rick up to the stool.
"Hmm. . . I don't know. Hmm. . . I guess. . . SLYTHERIN!" shouted the sorting hat.
The whole Slytherin table started booing and hissing.
"Ah shut up you retards!" he yelled at them. "I'm popular really!" and he sat down and put his feet on the table, and one of the girls there bit him.
Kim and Arianna snickered and giggled. Then they looked at each other and shouted, "RICK YOU HAVE NO GOON!" and burst into fits of hysterical laughter.
"Huh? What are you talking about?" Rick asked confused, which just made them laugh even harder.
After the rest of the people were sorted, they all said goodnight and went up to their common rooms.
"Hey girls." said Harry.
"Oh hey!" they said.
"I'm glad you're in Gryffindor with me. You seem the most likeable of the bunch. I would like you to meet my mates, Ron and Hermione." said Harry.
"Ok, right then!" said Kim.
They walked into the common room and there was a boy with flaming red hair and a girl with very bushy hair.
"Hi! I'm Hermione!" and she put her hand out and the girls shook it.
"And I'm Ron! Welcome to Hogwarts!" he hugged them both.
They went up to their dorm to look around their new surroundings.
"Wow! Look at these cool beds with the canopies! Sweet!" said Kim.
"Duuuuude." said Arianna
"I expect we'll be sharing this room together." said Hermione as she walked in carrying her luggage and throwing the suitcase on a bed.
"Yeah." the girls said.
Once everyone was asleep, the girls went and sat by the window near Kim's bed and talked.
"Oh my god! This is so cool! I can't believe we're in Hogwarts!" exclaimed Kim.
"I know! Now. Down to business. I get Fred, you get George, I get Oliver Wood, you get Harry," said Arianna.
"and you can have Hermione." joked Kim. "I don't want her! Just kidding!" said Kim and they laughed.
"anyways, I get Draco, you get Lee Jordan, I get Dean Thomas and Seamus, and uh, you can have Rick and Dan." said Arianna.
"Ewwww! I DON'T WANT THEM!" said Kim, grossed out.
"I'll take Seamus even tho I don't want him. And Jen can have Rick and Amanda can have Dan." Kim laughed. And the girls joked for the rest of the night.
End of Chapter 1.
WE HAVE GOON!!!
A/N Ok, so again, this is Kim and Arianna, this time writing at 5 in the morning! Yes, we have been up all night writing fan fic after fan fic after fan fic. (literally, we wrote 3!!!) Yes, we are very sad. But we do have lives and friends!!! Ok, now we are going to post this before we pass out on the keyboard, we are going to post this chapter! Be glad that the computer has spell check!!!
The JCC Kids at Hogwarts, and Vice Versa
One day, Kim, Arianna, Rick, Jen, Amanda, and Dan were sitting around the JCC doing nothing. Then they magically got transported to Hogwarts.
"What the." said Amanda.
"Where the heck are we!!!" said Dan.
"Hogwarts you idiot! Were in Hogwarts!" said Arianna.
"Duh! What are you stupid Dan?!? You're always so stupid!" said Kim.
"Yuh right. There is no way in gods name we could be at Hogwarts!" said Dan.
"Hello everyone! Welcome to another wonderful year at Hogwarts!" announced Dumbledore.
Dan got an embarrassed look on his face, and put on his headphones and listed to Metallica to block out the sound.
"What did we tell you!" said Kim and Arianna smugly.
"I want you all have a great year." said Dumbledore.
"Let us begin the sorting!" shouted McGonagall.
"We're getting sorted? We're getting sorted!!!" shouted Kim.
"Shhhh!" yelled everyone else except Arianna who shared the same excitement as Kim did.
They both beamed with hyperness.
"Well its not like our names are on the list of the students." Jen exclaimed.
Their happiness evaporated.
"Well poo on the lists!" shouted Arianna.
Dan took off his headphones and said "You guys are freaks! No one probably can even tell we're here!" yelled Dan.
"Hey I'm Harry Potter what's your name?" a boy came over and started talking to Kim and Arianna.
"Hi um. . . we. . . yah. . . I'm. . . you. . . I. . . I can't. . . OH MY GOD! ITS YOU!!!" stammered Kim.
"I. . . can't. . . breath. . . OH MY GOD ITS HARRY POTTER!" stammered Arianna.
Rick was getting angry that this boy was getting more attention than he was so he decided to get rid of this boy. He went over, grabbed a fish, and hit him over the head. Many times.
"OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT FOR!?!" screamed Kim. "THAT WAS MY FUTURE HUSBAND!" and she smacked him with a large bowl.
Kim went over and dumped a glass of water on Harry's head. "Are you ok?" she asked
"Yeah, I'm fine. Um. . . what was that. . . boy thinking!?!" asked Harry
"He's just a jealous pig. Don't mind him." said Arianna.
"We'll they're going to begin the sorting ceremony soon I bet. So we'll see you later I recon." said Kim and she waved goodbye.
Rick is still laying unconscious in the middle of the hall and people are starting to wonder and stare.
"What was THAT all about?" asked Dan who was still listening to Metallica.
"Oh. . . nothing. . ." said Arianna and Kim and they looked at each other.
"*cough*ohsohott*cough*" said Kim regarding Harry.
Then the sorting started.
"Dan A." said McGonagall
Dan walked up and sat uncomfortably on the small stool because he's 15, not 11.
"hmmm. . . SLYTHERIN!" said the Sorting Hat.
"YEA AH!" yelled Dan and he did a cartwheel and went to sit and listen to music at the Slytherin table.
More people stared.
"Um. . . you guys how did we get these robes on? We had our JCC T- shirts on when we 'left'." said Jen.
"We must have gotten them on when we were transported here." said Amanda.
"No duh!" said Jen.
"Jen K." said McGonagall.
Jen walked up wearily and sat on the stool. It was still a little small because she is 14, and still not 11.
"hmmm. . . RAVENCLAW!" yelled the Sorting Hat.
"Cool!" said Jen and she went to go sit at the Ravenclaw table and make intelligent small talk.
"Kim S." said McGonagall.
"Well, here I go." Kim said anxiously to the remaining friends at the table.
She walked over to the stool and excitedly sat down awaiting the decision.
"hmmm. . . GRYFFINDOR!" shouted the Sorting Hat.
"Sweet!" and she hopped off the stool and skipped over to the Gryffindor table where some of the Gryffindors patted her on the back.
"Arianna M." said McGonagall.
She walked over to the stool, anxiously sat down and waited for the sorting hat to talk.
"hmm. . . GRYFFINDOR!" shouted the sorting hat.
"Cool! I'm with Kim!" and she trotted over to sit with her.
By this time, Amanda was getting nervous and figuring that she couldn't be in any of the houses. She was getting really worried. But then she heard her name.
"Amanda S." said McGonagall.
"Ooo! Yay!" she shouted, and went to run up to the stool. But as she went, she tripped over Rick, who still lay in the middle of the great hall.
"Woops!" and she helped herself back up as a groan went through the crowd and some Slytherins snickered.
"Hmm. . . HUFFLEPUFF!" shouted the sorting hat.
"YAAAAAY!" she yelled and tripped over Rick again as she made her way over to the Hufflepuff table.
"Rick M." said McGonagall.
No answer.
"Rick M." she said again.
Still, no answer.
"Has anyone seen our young friend Rick?" asked Dumbledore.
Everyone just pointed to the floor in the middle of the hall.
"Ah, someone wake up the young man." He said.
Amanda went over and poured some pumpkin juice on his head. He woke up right away.
"YAHH! What what!" screamed Rick.
"You're TURN!" yelled Amanda who was getting impatient because she thought that she wouldn't get in a house. She shoved Rick up to the stool.
"Hmm. . . I don't know. Hmm. . . I guess. . . SLYTHERIN!" shouted the sorting hat.
The whole Slytherin table started booing and hissing.
"Ah shut up you retards!" he yelled at them. "I'm popular really!" and he sat down and put his feet on the table, and one of the girls there bit him.
Kim and Arianna snickered and giggled. Then they looked at each other and shouted, "RICK YOU HAVE NO GOON!" and burst into fits of hysterical laughter.
"Huh? What are you talking about?" Rick asked confused, which just made them laugh even harder.
After the rest of the people were sorted, they all said goodnight and went up to their common rooms.
"Hey girls." said Harry.
"Oh hey!" they said.
"I'm glad you're in Gryffindor with me. You seem the most likeable of the bunch. I would like you to meet my mates, Ron and Hermione." said Harry.
"Ok, right then!" said Kim.
They walked into the common room and there was a boy with flaming red hair and a girl with very bushy hair.
"Hi! I'm Hermione!" and she put her hand out and the girls shook it.
"And I'm Ron! Welcome to Hogwarts!" he hugged them both.
They went up to their dorm to look around their new surroundings.
"Wow! Look at these cool beds with the canopies! Sweet!" said Kim.
"Duuuuude." said Arianna
"I expect we'll be sharing this room together." said Hermione as she walked in carrying her luggage and throwing the suitcase on a bed.
"Yeah." the girls said.
Once everyone was asleep, the girls went and sat by the window near Kim's bed and talked.
"Oh my god! This is so cool! I can't believe we're in Hogwarts!" exclaimed Kim.
"I know! Now. Down to business. I get Fred, you get George, I get Oliver Wood, you get Harry," said Arianna.
"and you can have Hermione." joked Kim. "I don't want her! Just kidding!" said Kim and they laughed.
"anyways, I get Draco, you get Lee Jordan, I get Dean Thomas and Seamus, and uh, you can have Rick and Dan." said Arianna.
"Ewwww! I DON'T WANT THEM!" said Kim, grossed out.
"I'll take Seamus even tho I don't want him. And Jen can have Rick and Amanda can have Dan." Kim laughed. And the girls joked for the rest of the night.
End of Chapter 1.
WE HAVE GOON!!!