Eggs I Like!!!
Do I have to do the disclaimer thing again? Yeah that's what I thought punks.
Dinner time rolled around and I had made salads and other healthy stuff. You see, after winning the lotto, I joined a gym and lost a bunch of weight. I had become almost obsessed with keeping the perfect "J-lo" figure. Okay I maybe was slightly bigger than the diva in question but I looked damn good. So it was dinner time and Rachel came down with Frodo to feed. Apparently they had been comparing their stories of finger loss or whatever, kinda obsessed if you ask me. As we all sat down to dinner, one of my guests unfortunately noticed the lack of males in the house. Okay his name was Aragorn and if you want to know, I had been wondering what life as "Mrs. Aragorn" would be like. I came to the conclusion it would be sexy. It seem to please him that I was single, so I decided to make a joke. It was a Monty Python one. A Castle Anthrax joke to be exact. Only the girls laughed. Go figure. Gandalf just sat back and listened with great interest. Before long, we were all having pleasant conversations. While I was trying to grill Gandalf for info (I wasn't getting anything) it seems my sister was chatting Aragorn up about me. Before I knew it she was going over my dating history, or lack thereof. That's when the badness came to my house. She told him I was a virgin. I was so humiliated. I got up, sputtered off some lame ass excuse about needing eggs and ran to my car. Man that girl was gonna be dead. Also I had just bought eggs two hours ago.
Do I have to do the disclaimer thing again? Yeah that's what I thought punks.
Dinner time rolled around and I had made salads and other healthy stuff. You see, after winning the lotto, I joined a gym and lost a bunch of weight. I had become almost obsessed with keeping the perfect "J-lo" figure. Okay I maybe was slightly bigger than the diva in question but I looked damn good. So it was dinner time and Rachel came down with Frodo to feed. Apparently they had been comparing their stories of finger loss or whatever, kinda obsessed if you ask me. As we all sat down to dinner, one of my guests unfortunately noticed the lack of males in the house. Okay his name was Aragorn and if you want to know, I had been wondering what life as "Mrs. Aragorn" would be like. I came to the conclusion it would be sexy. It seem to please him that I was single, so I decided to make a joke. It was a Monty Python one. A Castle Anthrax joke to be exact. Only the girls laughed. Go figure. Gandalf just sat back and listened with great interest. Before long, we were all having pleasant conversations. While I was trying to grill Gandalf for info (I wasn't getting anything) it seems my sister was chatting Aragorn up about me. Before I knew it she was going over my dating history, or lack thereof. That's when the badness came to my house. She told him I was a virgin. I was so humiliated. I got up, sputtered off some lame ass excuse about needing eggs and ran to my car. Man that girl was gonna be dead. Also I had just bought eggs two hours ago.