***Disclaimer: Don't own stuff. Yes! Chapter 11! More furby action, more Mr. Dressup, and more Jack-Will confusion! Actually, I hope to clear some of that up. And now, I've finally got around to individual responses!
Jade LaBeouf: Thank you so much! I'm trying not to make you wait too long!
Mouself: Yeah, hopefully this chapter will clear up some of the confusion. Thankie for reviewing again!
dangles: Thanks, I'm having a lot of fun writing it too! I figure there's only a few more chapters to go. Kinda sad though... *sniff*
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"Excellent," said Captain Louis, who was quite relieved to finally get some help. "Do you have a plan?"
"Aye, a frontal assault!" said Bill.
"What? Are you crazy, man?!" shouted Mr. Gibbs in horror.
"Well, yes... I think I am, now that you mention it!" said Bill chuckling. "Hee hee! Heh! But, really, you can't ambush furbys. They're everywhere on this island, they're even listening to what we are saying at this very moment!"
"We're doomed!" shouted 'Quartetto'. AnaMaria gave him a little hug to calm him.
"Nae, there is one way. I have lived among the furbys now for nearly ten years, and I have learned their ways. I can talk to them," said Bill. "And that is what you all must do- talk to them."
"Ye can't reason with furbys! Look at what they did to Will!" shouted Elizabeth, pointing at Will who, of course was dressed and talked like Jack.
"That's right, you can't reason with them, but you can talk to them. I have learned a phrase which, when uttered using the right tonal qualities, can actually entrance furbys!"
"You don't say, now!" said Mr. Gibbs.
"I do!" Everyone gathered around to hear this phrase. "The phrase is- remember it now!... 'Wacka wacka'!"
"Whacka whacka?" said AnaMaria.
"No, no. Wacka wacka- rhymes with... uh... shawka shawka." said Bill. "Quick! We don't have much time! I hear them coming!" Everyone stood about trying to get it right, when an army of furbys approached them. Just as they reached Bill he lifted his staff and shouted: "Wacka wacka!" The furbys in front of him crossed their eyes, and flapped their ears.
"Oooooooooohhhh..." they murmured. Bill swung down his staff and smacked the furbys back into the jungle.
"Great shot!" exclaimed Captain Louis.
"Wacka wacka!" shouted Bill again, as a new line of furbys approached. This time he thumped them over the head with his staff a good four of five times, just for fun.
"Eep! Eep! Eep! Eep!"
"Wwwwwacka!" he sent these too flying off into the jungle. He lifted his staff again.
"No!" said a small voice at his ankle. "No wacka wacka!" Bill caught the furby by the ear and shook it.
"What do you want ye little blackguard?!"
"No wacka wacka!" it cried.
"Where's governor Swann's wig?" he shook it again.
"Noooo! No wig!" it cried out. Bill gave it a smack.
"We know you have it!" said Elizabeth. "Don't play games with us! And while you're at it- give us Jack and Will back like they were!"
"I can't- eep! Stop shaking!" Bill stopped shaking the furby for a moment. "Muffin have wig of Swann," it cooed.
"Why did he take it?" asked Bill.
"Oooh. Wig is mighty. Furby empire, Muffin, ooohh..."
"Gewd lawd!" shouted Mr. Gibbs. "I knew it!"
"What happened to Jack and Will?" asked Elizabeth.
"The wig power Muffin use. No thing happen Will," said the furby.
"Nothing? Look at him!"
"Wait- I think I have an idea about that," said Captain Louis. "But first let's see what else this scallywag has to say."
"Oy!" said Bill, once again shaking the furby. "Do you know how to undo all of this, this..."
"Uhmm..." said the furby. "Yes, me know. Me help. No like Muffin me." Bill looked skeptically at the furby. "Only want one thing- hug." it said.
"What is it with them and hugs?!" said AnaMaria.
"Well, they don't have arms, you see?" explained Bill. "So they think it's really cool."
"We don't have much of a choice, do we?" said 'Quartetto'.
Bill cuddled the little furby, while everyone stared. The furby cooed and flapped its ears.
"Oooh.. Need find hat of Jack. Then Jack, Will okay being. Me show." said the furby.
"Yes, please!" shouted Will.
"So, that's all that happened to him? They took is hat?!" said Elizabeth.
"What about your idea, Cap'n Louis?" asked Mr. Gibbs As a means of answering Captain Louis called over Mr. Dressup.
"Mr. Dressup, if you please," Mr. Dressup nodded and stood in front of Will. As Will watched carefully, Mr. Dressup reached into one of his pockets and pulled out one of his hand puppets.
"This here is Casey," he said. He put the puppet on his hand, and immediately began to smile innocently. "Mr. Dressup puts me on his hand so I can talk and sing and play! Wee!" Mr. Dressup whirlled around, lace and feathered hat flopping around. He laughed. "But then he takes me off his hand," Mr. Dressup did so. "And now I'm Mr. Dressup again!" said the smiling old pirate.
"Gar!" said Will, in astonishment. He stared at his hand puppet. "So, that's me, ay?"
"Aye, I think so matey," said Mr. Dressup. "Only one way to be sure..."
Jade LaBeouf: Thank you so much! I'm trying not to make you wait too long!
Mouself: Yeah, hopefully this chapter will clear up some of the confusion. Thankie for reviewing again!
dangles: Thanks, I'm having a lot of fun writing it too! I figure there's only a few more chapters to go. Kinda sad though... *sniff*
***
"Excellent," said Captain Louis, who was quite relieved to finally get some help. "Do you have a plan?"
"Aye, a frontal assault!" said Bill.
"What? Are you crazy, man?!" shouted Mr. Gibbs in horror.
"Well, yes... I think I am, now that you mention it!" said Bill chuckling. "Hee hee! Heh! But, really, you can't ambush furbys. They're everywhere on this island, they're even listening to what we are saying at this very moment!"
"We're doomed!" shouted 'Quartetto'. AnaMaria gave him a little hug to calm him.
"Nae, there is one way. I have lived among the furbys now for nearly ten years, and I have learned their ways. I can talk to them," said Bill. "And that is what you all must do- talk to them."
"Ye can't reason with furbys! Look at what they did to Will!" shouted Elizabeth, pointing at Will who, of course was dressed and talked like Jack.
"That's right, you can't reason with them, but you can talk to them. I have learned a phrase which, when uttered using the right tonal qualities, can actually entrance furbys!"
"You don't say, now!" said Mr. Gibbs.
"I do!" Everyone gathered around to hear this phrase. "The phrase is- remember it now!... 'Wacka wacka'!"
"Whacka whacka?" said AnaMaria.
"No, no. Wacka wacka- rhymes with... uh... shawka shawka." said Bill. "Quick! We don't have much time! I hear them coming!" Everyone stood about trying to get it right, when an army of furbys approached them. Just as they reached Bill he lifted his staff and shouted: "Wacka wacka!" The furbys in front of him crossed their eyes, and flapped their ears.
"Oooooooooohhhh..." they murmured. Bill swung down his staff and smacked the furbys back into the jungle.
"Great shot!" exclaimed Captain Louis.
"Wacka wacka!" shouted Bill again, as a new line of furbys approached. This time he thumped them over the head with his staff a good four of five times, just for fun.
"Eep! Eep! Eep! Eep!"
"Wwwwwacka!" he sent these too flying off into the jungle. He lifted his staff again.
"No!" said a small voice at his ankle. "No wacka wacka!" Bill caught the furby by the ear and shook it.
"What do you want ye little blackguard?!"
"No wacka wacka!" it cried.
"Where's governor Swann's wig?" he shook it again.
"Noooo! No wig!" it cried out. Bill gave it a smack.
"We know you have it!" said Elizabeth. "Don't play games with us! And while you're at it- give us Jack and Will back like they were!"
"I can't- eep! Stop shaking!" Bill stopped shaking the furby for a moment. "Muffin have wig of Swann," it cooed.
"Why did he take it?" asked Bill.
"Oooh. Wig is mighty. Furby empire, Muffin, ooohh..."
"Gewd lawd!" shouted Mr. Gibbs. "I knew it!"
"What happened to Jack and Will?" asked Elizabeth.
"The wig power Muffin use. No thing happen Will," said the furby.
"Nothing? Look at him!"
"Wait- I think I have an idea about that," said Captain Louis. "But first let's see what else this scallywag has to say."
"Oy!" said Bill, once again shaking the furby. "Do you know how to undo all of this, this..."
"Uhmm..." said the furby. "Yes, me know. Me help. No like Muffin me." Bill looked skeptically at the furby. "Only want one thing- hug." it said.
"What is it with them and hugs?!" said AnaMaria.
"Well, they don't have arms, you see?" explained Bill. "So they think it's really cool."
"We don't have much of a choice, do we?" said 'Quartetto'.
Bill cuddled the little furby, while everyone stared. The furby cooed and flapped its ears.
"Oooh.. Need find hat of Jack. Then Jack, Will okay being. Me show." said the furby.
"Yes, please!" shouted Will.
"So, that's all that happened to him? They took is hat?!" said Elizabeth.
"What about your idea, Cap'n Louis?" asked Mr. Gibbs As a means of answering Captain Louis called over Mr. Dressup.
"Mr. Dressup, if you please," Mr. Dressup nodded and stood in front of Will. As Will watched carefully, Mr. Dressup reached into one of his pockets and pulled out one of his hand puppets.
"This here is Casey," he said. He put the puppet on his hand, and immediately began to smile innocently. "Mr. Dressup puts me on his hand so I can talk and sing and play! Wee!" Mr. Dressup whirlled around, lace and feathered hat flopping around. He laughed. "But then he takes me off his hand," Mr. Dressup did so. "And now I'm Mr. Dressup again!" said the smiling old pirate.
"Gar!" said Will, in astonishment. He stared at his hand puppet. "So, that's me, ay?"
"Aye, I think so matey," said Mr. Dressup. "Only one way to be sure..."